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>>35040830
Did you throw your shit jugs at her?

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>>35040868
no i a good boy me not hurt eny1

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wan pleey soljrs?

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>>35040495
I'm a robot and I drive like an absolute madman blasting eurobeat like the sperglord I am
Also normies drive slow af

>>35041149
Same, I drive erratic as fuck ,speeding

but sometimes I cruise, chilling, playing moejazz at full blast with the windows down

>>35041251
I'm too impatient to cruise slowly, I just do it when i'm depressed or tired

I'm 24 and I've sat down to pee my entire life. Feels good man.

>>35040430
Very nice my man, if only I learned about this sooner

>>35040390
Me too, but only at home.

>>35040282
I'm going to need some proof of this
Link?

>>35040282
How do you know it was her real life mom?

>>35040369
It's Mia Malkova, search for her and you can find it. I feel bad about knowing that.

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Penectomy

originandoes

Grow old.

Original

>>35039864

That would do nothing to remove libido it would just cause more sexual frustration.

>>35039724
You don't have to be ripped. Working out is for retards.

Notice how most movie stars are not ripped or muscular? Yet they fuck the hottest of hitches.

>>35039724
>Pay for dates
No, you don't. That's just something women spread in order to get free stuff.

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>>35039724
That might be what your standards are but I assure you r9k is proof there are plenty on both sides that are easy going or particular as fuck with what they see as attractive.
And only a anon that's got a girl's brain would see easy mode as being a girl, for every edge they get we guys get more and then some. I can make a life for myself without them, they don't have it as easy unless it's entertainment and again it only last if they are pretty.
Seriously you got to be Rodgers level pussy boy to think life would be easier as a girl.

>ywn beat up your bullies with your awesome stand power

why keep on going, why bother

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>>35039665
>ywn be feared by stand users around the world for your uniquely powerful stand
it's all downhill from here

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>>35039623
>>35039665
>>35039771
>mfw I could kick all you're asses with my stand

>>35039321
It's usually only other women watching and commenting. I guess they only watch to watch them talk or something.

>>35039321
The dutch bitch constantly touches her hair right after touching fries. Fucking pig. And who puts additional salt on McD. Fries? She'll get so fat soon.

>every day camwhoring in some fashion or another gets more and more appealing
some day I will be streaming myself eating snacks or reading a book or something just to meet rent

>>35039261
link please, lets see how cringe you were

>>35039261
go on mate

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I want to see more replies for the link. It's terrible...

no shit sherlock
you asked for it. YOU ASKED FOR AIDS

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>>35039217
Not sure how I'd catch AIDS off a trap thread, but the constant anime posting and stuttering got old

i don't hate or even dislike traps, except when they try to trap you which is a shitty thing to do.

but generally i just hate trap threads for the same reason i hate trump threads on /tv/, it DOESN'T BELONG THERE.

traps have /lgbt/, they should use it

>>35039190
How do I find an IRL Leslie?

not to be confused with actress)

definitely eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

>>35039190
what kind of face is he even making? what does he mean? what are those two?

DO NOT SUPPORT GOOK MEDIA
DON'T YOU SEE THEIR EVIL WAYS???

Enjoy your Korean propaganda. The money goes straight to the theft of Takeshima, IP theft from Japanese companies, the spreading of historical revisionism overseas, the false conflation of Japanese culture and Korean "culture" and other "unfortunate incidents" such as the May 2013 Osaka stabbings, the AKB saw attack (look at the timing and the suspicious absence of a motive) and the Yoyogi Park dengue fever outbreak (imported by a foreign visitor in a country with extremely strict quarantine procedures, which sees near to no visitors from countries in which dengue fever is common? Color me suspicious. On top of that, the outbreak pattern screams "planned seeding" from miles away.)
If you still feel good about listening to this gook-shilling garbage, you are an enemy of everything even tangentially related to Japan and Japanese culture. Get the fuck off /r9k/ if you can't support an idol group (or at least a subgroup) that isn't riding the Korea wave.

>>35039154

>caring this much about japan
>japan is shit-tier

You can't kek this stuff up.

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>>35039202
>japan is shit-tier
get off this site RIGHT NOW

>>35039061
my favorite pepe yet

>>35039061
6.5", but for those that the description fits, I'd say genetics

>>35039061
Its around 6 inches bone-pressed. While not a gigantic monster cock its above average.

>>35039032
yes only if thay are shorter

>>35039032
yes but only after they've had their first child

>>35039032
yea but it might help if the area you are in doesn't have a lot of tall people

>>35038727
He was testing you to see how autistic you were, a normal man would have laughed and put your hand out for a handshake.

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>>35038727
its the first step in a new direction

and its never too late for you anon

>>35038727
My psychologist wanted me to draw my family and house with crayons. I'm 30.