>4 day weekend
>No guy to pound my pussy
>>35036844
GET THE FUCK OUT FUCKING OPPOSITE SEX !!!!!
>>35036844
post skype, i can be right over
You in LA too?
Dear Robots.
How do you Deal with Spending Time Being Alone, anything besides Hentai, thanks.
>>35036773
Vidya, reading, painting & collecting Warhammer 40k, shitposting. Also been thinking about actually starting to cook for myself proper meals. Learning how to make proper gourmet meals sounds like a good idea.
>>35036773
Video games, TV, and purposely being miserable.
if you want ideas look here >>35035555
quit being cynical, you ugly, unwanted, unbearable pieces of shit. That's the only reason you're FA because you just exude negativity for no reason whatsoever. Die.
>>35036736
also, replyhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0pQ1nWFvnG2
>>35036993
>>35036736
ask for sauce or something
i dunno lol
>>35037131
>>35036993
>>35036736
if nobody replies i'll flip a siht
should i play stalker /r9k/?
>>35036523
Sure, why not?
oregano potato origano
yeah it's a good'un. Have you played it before
>>35036601
nope, any tips on how to play
>tfw happy because i choose to be
>tfw happy because the chemicals and energy in my nervous system are arranged in such a manner as to compel the sensation of happiness
ftfy
>tfw choosing to be happy requires tunnel vision
>>35036447
fuck off you pseudo-scientist know it all
life is MAGIC
i am becoming really misogynistic. women seem like horrible vapid creatures that don't experience anything remotely good or virtuous. are women actually as mean as i think or can women actually be good loving sincere people
Is it gonna be 5ever?
Or will it go down in flames.
Will you tell me when it's over, that the high was worth the paint.
>>35036288
yeah it does sound pretty edgy but i really believe it cause i am lonely and have no contact with people
>>35036271
the way you see women is correct, what you fail to consider is that men are the exact same.
>wearing sunglasses inside
>wearing shirts and pants inside
>tfw white people (true scotsmen) don't actually do this
>>35036257
Whaddaya want OP, I should take out my glasses container from my bag and swap them even if I know I will be leaving in 5-10 minutes?
>What are you staring at, you creep?? I wear this for comfort.
p-pls give me the puss puss
>>35036003
Idk about you, but those actually look pretty comfortable to me.
There's nothing more comfortable than being nude, and tight thin clothing is about as close as you can get in public.
BBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
PPPFFFFTRRRR
Looks like we lost another one of our own. I'll miss your posts on r9k. Godspeed, energy drink bro.
>tree fort
I lost it right there
>An Arabic pornography magazine
goldmine this thread
I want a fat robot to sit on my face with his big butt
>>35035837
back to /soc/ you go, trapfag.
>>35035837
Only if you are a slim robot
>>35036334
Are you fayt?
>Got back from class yesterday
>Hear 21 year old Chad roommate banging some girl in his room
>They later come out in underwear and he apologizes for the noise while she laughs, it's his co-worker girl A
>Sitting together on the couch with her on his lap as they cuddle for awhile before she has to leave
>Me and him play vidya and watch TV for awhile while he sits in just his boxers after getting his dick wet, looking like a king
>Come evening time, during a movie he starts getting texted and responding to two girls at once (B&C), a friend of A and a friend of B
>They're out drinking and are trying to get his attention, apparently he's had something going with B after she heard how "good" he was from A, and now C heard how "good" he was from B
>B&C end up coming over within an hour or so, fawning over Chad roommate and I take the chance to slink off back to my room
>Later on hear them banging in his room, he's in a threesome with both of them
>Next morning as well, hear more banging going on
>Afterward he invites me to breakfast, the girls are cooking and we end up sitting around watching TV, both of them snuggled up to him, and as before they're all basically in underwear
>Eventually B has to leave but C says it's fine and she can get a ride from a friend later
>Can hear Chad currently banging B again in his room
>Earlier he told her she does have to leave before evening though because he's got something scheduled
>It's his ex coming over tonight for sex, among other things
>Don't think A&B&C know about his ex, but they all know he's actively banging all three of them at the same time, and they don't seem to mind
>Meanwhile I'm 26 and have never even held a girl's hand
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
I don't even feel like the same species as these people.
>Also worth mentioning, he's got a fwb situation with the girl in a neighboring apartment and she comes over from time to time for booty calls
>>35035751
Wow, a person who gets everything he wants.. I can't even hate him I just feel bad.
>>35035751
Holy shit,that's actually depressing as fuck.
Have you tried to get the attention of at least one of the girls or something?
How do you look and how does Chad look?
>>35035751
>I don't even feel like the same species as these people.
Seconded. They might as well be aliens.
I haven't gone to class for 2 months now, and whenever I try to think I should go, I just get a panic attack and can't bring myself to go to class. Dunno why I have become afraid of going class. Can you guys please help me out here?
>>35035701
If you haven't gone to class for 2 months you're probably got dropped. there's no point in going
>>35035701
>keep putting off class
>afraid the professor will make fun of me when i finally show up so i keep putting it off
>>35035718
It doesn't work that way in my country OP. I can still go and it will be alright. I am just afraid.
>videogames are boring
>don't have the attention span to watch tv shows or movies
>the internet is slowly becoming boring
what do you robots do when you become bored?
i have passionate sex with my hand
Become a man a see if you enjoy free time then
I do something productive for once lol
>YAAAAWN
>Oh hello again wagie, how was your 6 hour freedom break doing your back, just had a wonderful long nap after doing yoga in the park with a free health class, gotta keep and strong toned body for your wagie gf, after all, my BNC (big neet cock) has to please someones gf
>Oh whats that, you've been given a raise of 0.50 cents? Oh hahaha, I've just be given a grant for an exta 150 dollars a month just for my, might spend it all on comfy duvet and pillows for my massive pillow fort(no normies allowed)
So wagie, I'm thinking about downloading snapchat and blogging my NEET life, me watching Anime, going for comfy walks and my Delicious meals, doing callisthenics , listen to the tiniest music and have sex with a wagies girl friend
Wagie normalfags can watch me do nothing but expand my mind and live off NEETbux, might also send images to a wagies just to taunt them
on break of course
Would you lot follow me if I made an account?
>>35035562
Thisis one of the greatest ideas anyone has ever come up with.
>Make classic neet vs wagie thread
Dead on arrival
>Make faggot or fembot thread
100 replies in an hour
Fuck this board
>>35036250
Sad times indeed friend, one day something will be done
Hey robots, are you interested in using your free time more wisely? Why not learn something new today? The internet has tons of resources to teach you about every subject - learn to draw, make music, speak a new language, history, math, science... There's a lot out there.
You can try www.edx.org, a great free resource with online courses in every subject. There's many other sites too.
Other resources:
www.duolingo.com - learn a language through exercises and vocabulary
www.futurelearn.com/courses - free courses
www.coursera.org - free online courses www.openstax.org - free textbooks www.khanacademy.org - free short lectures and exercises
www.codeacademy.com - learn to code
www.udacity.com - learn to code
project odin
https://bigdatauniversity.com/
bento.io
>>35035555
papa K e K bless!
>>35035555
duolingo alone is terrible for learning a language. Don't use just that and expect to learn a language.
Knowledge for kek
Be blessed