hey r9k
I'm a 23 year old britbong male desperately wanting either chemical or physical castration (I'd prefer physical desu don't want to take loads of drugs but i would if no other option) to get rid of my sex drive to make being foreveralone less miserable... but I can see this is something the NHS will be reluctant to do for me.... do you guys think if I go to the GP and have a little bit of an emotional breakdown and explain that it causes a great deal of distress the doc might right me up for a surgical ball removal?
you are clearly mentally unstable,
go to your fucking gp and get some drugs ffs
>>35037674
Literally just get fuckin pissed on cider and take a hammer to your scrotum
>>35037815
Yes I am quite mentally unstable but I can still rationally assess that losing my testicles and thus sex drive would alleviate a significant amount of suffering in my life.
But how to persuade a doc of this..?
>>35037860
No thanks
How do you deal with the absurdity of life? The philosophical absurdity of searching for meaning and not being able to find one and the more practical absurdities such as consciousness that we evolved by chance, the unfairness and suffering in life, the fact that we all piss and shit and fuck. It's all bizzare.
Try to just enjoy yourself. Don't be a hedonistic asshole though, take care of the people around you. And don't get caught up in comparing yourself to everyone else. Avoid stress.
>>35037672
Didn't mean to sage you that was from a shitty SOC thread
But yeah life can be over in the snap of your fingers so don't take anything too seriously
>not spanking cats
>YOU ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH!!!
>>35037612
>trash calling someone else trash
Asuka a shit
Worst girl in anime
Misato a best
Rei is acceptable
>>35037612
Asuka a shit
A SHIT
>>35037706
>Misato a best
I've fapped so many times to the scene in EoE where she's getting fucked and you can only see her feet
How do you cope with seeing other successful people? I am 23 years have a good high school degree and could have gone to quite a few good universities. And the worst is that university is free in my country. You all have an excuse.
So I sit here thinking about all my friends who got master degrees etc. And I envy them even though I wouldn't like to live their life's. Always being stressed, having to work hard etc.
I really don't know what I should do. I think I would do something right now but I have no idea what I should study. No job or degree really interests me, it is really unfair.
How do I cope with being a failure? Or how do I find something that interests me to study?
>>35037506
You'll never find the perfect career that is fun, makes a ton of money and never feels like work
Just do something you don't hate and stick with it
You feel ok doing nothing now as everyone else isn't really moving ahead much. Once they get jobs, start getting promoted, buy cars and a house, get married and have kids etc you will feel miserable and left behind
Fix it now or you will certainly regret not doing anything later
>>35038205
Even then, it's not like most people really become that successful. Most people work years in what amounts to an entry level job without getting promoted.
>>35037506
If it's free can't you just start going next semester /year?
Posting here to spare /a/ another Narutard thread. Was anything about him supposed to be cool and inspiring? Everything, everything about him is just pathetic.
>>35037496
I think it was, although i really didn't like this character. After(and during) the war they really tried to bring something nice about each villain, i just hated that there were no real villains at the end.
>>35037600
That's the issue with literally every villain in Naruto.
They're all evil until its revealed that a series of events led them to trying to do the right thing in the wrong way. Naruto plays out the 'tragic anti-hero' vibe on basically everyone in the end.
I think that only Hidan, Kakuzu and Deidara remain 'evil' during the series.
>>35037676
That's exactly what killed the vibe of shounen for me. I rushed naruto because i heard it was ending, and now i just post pone some recommendations because of this issue. I just wanted at least the main villain to be evil and even that they failed to do
Having trouble trying to quit smoking.
Pls help.
>>35037477
Start fapping to traps then you wont care about smoking as much
use a mouth fedora and slowly lower the amount of nicotine over a couple months
thats what im doing
>>35037497
I'm afraid that's not really my thing. Besides, fapping only helps me for about 15 minutes.
Post your desktop and your IQ
IQ:
130
Get IQ tested here: IQtest.dk
>uses windows
>130 iq
LOL
>>35037431
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I can only imagine the state of your room
>>35037510
It's easiest to find and access files when they're on my desktop.
Utility before aesthetic.
The way of a man.
DRUGS
What are you on, robots?
pure cut obesity
>>35037410
Nothing, I don't have a connect & I'm too much of a pussy to try to find one, I only want to smoke weed desu.
Wished I lived in Cali or like Colorado or something instead of this Red shit state TX
Me? .5mg Etizolam and 150mg 3-MMC!
I am liking it a lot, I even redosed 75mg after 2 hours
Are there anymore pics of this QT Mexican
stop worshipping stupid pussy you stuppid faggot
Googleimagesearchfam.jpg
>grew up in Southern California
>most hispanic girls look like a combination of Michelin Man and Stay Puft
Even the legit qt's are tainted in my subconscious because it's hard not to assume it's in their genes. I don't want a portly little mestizo daughter.
Do people on here actually have conversations? I post something. And I wait with the tab open. Maybe someone replies, but that is rare unless I pretend to be a girl.
If someone replies to me I might not reply to them, but if I do it ends there. Trolling is slightly more effective at getting human interaction, so over time the content of my posts has tended toward this.
This process repeats until I realize I wasted hours essentially having a slow paced conversation with myself.
>>35037275
I've seen this sculpture in person.
>>35037275
>people are actually this autistic
>>35037275
I'm a girl and I do this too. I'm sure no one will reply in this thread, but I get a lot more replies when I say my gender.
what do if dealer ran off with my hard earned money :(
how much? if it's not a lot you should just do nothing
call the police
theft is a crime
>>35037173
feel like shit, wish you had your pot or w/e, learn from your mistake, never fall for it again, find a better dealer, or quit doing the shit and wasting your money, etc etc
How do you feel knowing you will never have a normie life no matter how much you achieve in life and no matter how rich you become?
I don't want a normie life, no robot does; you're thinking of failed norms.
Not sure how I feel about it. I still haven't fully come to terms with it, to be quite honest. There is still part of me that grasps on to the hope.. that one day I can be nor-.....that's probably not going to happen. FUCK!
>>35037151
This.
Total normie life would suck. Basically all I really want is some kind of job that doesn't make me get black out drunk every night because of how shit it is, and to at least try a stable relationship once. I mean hell, even if I could just hook up a few times before I die would be better than nothing.
>in an """LDR""" with a """fembot"""
>going to meet each other soon
>she shows her tits to some other guy from the chatroom you met in
>never tells you
What would you do in this situation, robots?
Cancel on her and cut contact
Trust me, it's much better you do it sooner than later
Break up with her and don't visit. Clearly she doesn't value a relationship enough to stay loyal.
>>35037069
she can show her tits to whoever she wants, you don't own her.
ITT: we prove we have severe autism! :^)
some good background music to post in the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBOSr7JK8OA
>>35037000
isn't posting on this board proof enough?
>>35037000
i'm unironically a sonic fanboy and own sonic games for multiple consoles. patrician taste op.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUpCPpdjh1E
>>35037360
it's the m'true gentleman's choice.
hmmmmmmmmmm thread
>MODS PLEASE REMOVE PORN THREADS EDITION
r9k will never be porn-free
I WANT A BLUE BOARD NO MORE TRAPS NO MROE FAGGOTS NO MORE BRAAAAPP REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35037006
There's not much porn here desu.