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can someone explain why it feels so good when you jizz? I know I could probably google it, but I was wondering if someone could explain the science behind it in plain english? how can can sticky goo coming out of your dick feel so great? its weird when you really think about it.
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>>35039809
Endorphins are released, which make you happy
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>>35039809
We've evolved to like it.
The endorphins make you feel warm and fuzzy.
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>>35039809
>jizz
>MPB itch kicks in
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>tires are black
>make the Michelin man white anyway
What did they mean by this?
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means [JENNY CRAIG]
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>>35039720
The Michelin Man was designed in the 1800s, when CGI was too early to show a lot of realistic detail. So they couldn't have designed an all-black figure because it would just look like a big black blob rather than a man made of tires. So they made the Michelin Man white in order to show textures and shadows.
It's simple history, m8
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They add carbon black to make tires black. It protects them from the sun.
Rubber is naturally lighter in color - white/ beige / yellow sorta
Probably early tires were also white
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ITT: post you favorite album cover
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Uh this isn't mu, but here you go anyways.
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give up
oregano
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best it's going to get
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Who drunk here?
Robot drunkposting thread
>currently watching thunderf00t and swigging cider
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>>35039681
>cider
Weak.
>thunderf00t
People still watch that fedoralord?
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>>35039681
Do those qts have a feminine benis or are they women? (Men)
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>>35039710
>weak
It's 8.2% strength bang down two of those and tell me its weak.
>thunderf00t
I find his ego entertaining. Fedora is normie bullshit to guilt you into accepting staceys and whores
>>35039734
There is a canon Omake series where Revy has a penis and rock is a girl. In fact it's r63.
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What's your fetish, and where do you think it came from?
Pic related, came from a babysitter when I was really young, she would play a hypnosis game with me, that and the usual cartoons.
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>>35039569
>forced feminization
>receiving hypnosis
>sissies, bimbos, anything TG
>tfw no gf to doll me up and shove dildos up my boipucci
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>>35039726
also don't know how I got it. my cousins dressed me up once when I was young but I think it was a thing for me before then
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>>35039778
Yeah that seems to be a common trigger for that kind of stuff, makes a lot of sense too. What about hypnosis? or did that just come along with the women in charge/turning you into a girl sort of fantasy?
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>tfw no qt westernized asian gf
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>>35039545
>tfw possible westernized asian gf
She's the thick southeastern kind of asian, and was born in the west.
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you don't have to be trashy in taste
>realizing white otaku's definitions of "westernized' let alone 'azn' is dumb as hell
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asian asian couples best
Would you date a lactose intolerant girl?
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>Thinly veiled braap thread
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As a prank. I'm lactose intolerant. I would switch her milk into normal milk with lactose, lie if something is lactose free and so on. Then she HAS to BRAAAAAAP all the time.
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>>35039490
>papajohns
Eww no
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>be me
>mommy's big bouncing 400lb boy
>having a bubbly bubble bath in my reinforced steel tub
>making tendie flavoured bubbles from my poopy hole
>love felling them tickle past my mighty 2 inch peepee
>squeeze extra to hard to make an extra big bubble
>suddenly the water turns to gravy
"REEEEEEE! MOMMY! I POO POOED IN THE BATHY TUB! NOW YOUR BABY YOU MUST SCRUB!"
>no answer
"MOMMY! THE WATER IS ALL BROWN AND STINKY! THERE'S TENDIE JUICE ON BABY'S WINKY!"
>still no response
>i lift my ample frame out of the brown smelly sludge
>it has rendered me covered in slippery poop juice
>slide my way downstairs to see mommy and another new chaddy daddy cuddling on the couch
"oh, anon... i thought you were still in the bath... didn't you play with that plugged in toaster i gave you?"
"BABY POOPIED IN THE BATH! CLEAN IT UP OR FEEL MY WRATH!"
"listen champ, your mom and i are trying to watch the movie. how about you go upstairs and give us some private time. you might wanna clean up too, you smell like shit"
>i can feel my tard rage building
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>grab my loot crate exclusive replica minecraft sword and strike chaddy daddy in the head
"that's it you fat little shit! you're gonna get it!"
>he charges and attempts to grab me
>my shitty coating has turned me into a slippery brown seal
>i slip out of his grip and waddle upstairs towards the bathroom
"got you now bitch!"
>he charges me again but slips on a stray turdie tendie which sends him flying towards my rusty brown bath
>hold his head under the kf sea of poop as he struggles to fight for air
"DRINK MY RANCID TENDIE JUICE, THEN YOU AND I CAN FORM A TRUCE!"
>suddenly he stops breathing
>he must be dead lol
>talk to mommy
"CHADDY DADDY DROWNED IN CRAP! NOW MOMMY MUST TAKE THE RAP!"
"sure anon, prison has to better than this"
>get tendies at the place station
>turns out the death penalty is legal in this state
>mommy BTFO
I guess she should've taken better care of her baby.
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>>35039489
How can you treat your own mother like this? You're trash.
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I've missed these stories desu.
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This is definitely not fabricated, and homosexual.
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>randumb dude joins my discord
>ask who he is
>stars to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban him
talk about some of the autism you go through
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I love you lots
But i have to go for today
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You're the cutest
btw ily jaa ne<3
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>>35039363
>2hufag calling other people autistic
K E K
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What's the best Eames Eiffel Chair replica I can buy? Primarily, what is the best value of quality vs. cost?
I'd prefer different color options, but white and black would do.
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STOP BUYING THIS CHAIIIIIIIR
ITS CUTE BUT OVERPLAYEDDDDDD all these normies who dont know a thing are just buying it for the shot value and its cringeeeeee get out reeeeeeeeeeeee
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you never buy that chair in black.
why would you do that? you do realize how bad it would look right?
why don't you save money and buy an ergonomic herman miller.
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>>35039294
Completely different chairs for different purposes
The dsw is a dining chair
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>tfw 6'4" and insecure about my height
I make sure to have 8+ hours of sleep a day and make sure to eat ridiculous amounts of carrots/milk. I've also got a "manlet haircut".
Am I a walking meme?
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>>35039247
>tfw 5'4 and think my height is a top kek
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>>35039266
I'm sorry anon
fdgfdfdggfgdf
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>>35039247
>tfw 5'4 and babyfaced
>can't really gain muscle, and can't lift anything above 30 lbs
>can't even do school right and might fail calc 2 this semester
>only good at computers and that's it
my life is a joke
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Who else here /cheated/
>born as a Chad
>parents are socially awkward and poor
>born in small town of like 30 people
>nothing to do but sit inside
>play video games until I'm fat
>lose weight
>have stretch marks on 90 percent of my body
>lifetime of stress depression lack of food and nutrition made me go bald
22 and it's already fucking over. Literally born in multiple death sentences. Why didn't I just drop out of school and run away to California?
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You're me except I haven't lost the weight yet. I only eat like 1 meal a day and it's usually relatively healthy, just can't lose the weight
I want to fucking shoot myself
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>>35039311
I was like that too but I was fortunate enough to find friends and we just spent all day hanging out and running around outside and me and my friend went on a diet together and I lost weight so much I looked unhealthy
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>Born somewhat okay looking
>Mom was a homemaker, dad owned a business
>Parents were popular
>I was popular, had lots of friends of both sexes
>Was on a baseball and a hockey team
>Lived in a small mountain town, constantly doing /out/ stuff
>Moved across the country to a dumpy rural town full of shitskins and hicks
>Nothing to do outside, frozen wasteland 6+ months of the year, just sit around on the computer
>Dad turned into an alcoholic after he sold his business and went NEET mode
>I turned into a fat, gay, NEET
If we hadn't moved I would be a successful Chad making 6 figures with a loving wife and children of my own.
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Level 1 Goblin appears! What will you do?
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>Run
>Run
>Run
>Healall spell (just in case)
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Smoke more dimi
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cast flee
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>ywn have a chad dad to redpill you on life and girls
>ywn have a chad dad to encourage you to be social, have sex, be the best version of yourself
Who else has a shit dad?
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>dad encourages you to get friends and go outside because he can't
>mother encourages you to get a gf and "be normal" even though you really don't want to be, also wants to "protect" everyone and is really bored
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>>35038955
my dad is a chad but it didn't help me
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>dad and older brother die in a car accident when I was four
>too young to properly understand
>grow up confused with literally no male role model
shit feels bad, man
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What do you think the inevitable nonexistence after death is gonna be like?
Maybe like passing out and just never waking up? I've been asleep and unresponsive before maybe that's what death's gonna be like . Unresponsive unconsciousness
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>>35038885
>gonna be like
That's where you're wrong. There is no being like. Why don't you try actually reading the quote you attached?
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>>35038885
that picture is comforting as hell
the pain will at death, lads
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>>35038885
>>35038938
>>35039019
https://practicallawandjustice.liberty.me/why-eternal-recurrence-is-inevitable/
Sorry.