Do I look "crazy" to you? In the eyes? I'm the young fella on the left here, pic related. Guys sometimes tell me I look "off" and I kinda see what they mean here. fuck
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>>35040846
You look fine to me, desu
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>>35040846
You look hot. Give me your skype
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>>35041638
only if you're a girl (female), 5'10" plus
How do i get over feelings for someone i know i should never? (And not just because i dont stand a chance.)
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>>35040553
What do you mean as should never? Like a crush on a girl (boy) ? Or crush on a girl (girl) (boy)
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>>35040553
tell her you are actually adopted
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>>35040614
We will be working together for a long time, and i dont want it to be awkward.
She is a girl, im a guy.
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>feeling progressively more depressed
>suicidal thoughts becoming the norm
>drinking more and more each day, not because I am building a resistance to alcohol, but because I need to curb ever-growing suicidal thoughts
>spend more time drunk or asleep than I do awake and sober
>people at work who hate my guts joke about how I'm gonna kill myself
I bought 180 dollars of alcohol today, and I've drunk about 10 dollars of it so far. How long will this wild ride last before I either kill myself or die of liver failure?
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How do you drink so much, that's crazy.
Take it easy
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What's the point of responding? It's not like you're going to remember this thread or anything.
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>>35040562
I'm not gonna drink all of the booze today. It should last me a week.
>>35040582
I don't remember much anyway. So if responding is pointless if I don't remember it tomorrow, then is everything I do not pointless?
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Post cool/comfy rooms
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Bump.
I don't have any good pics, but I like seeing comfy rooms.
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My next bedroom is going to be cozy as fuck
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i wonder what its like to live in an earthship
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How to kill sex drive I CAN'T TAKE IT going out in public and seeing scantily dressed it's torture. None will let you touch only look and then it get's worse chad starts feeling on her, and she looks at chad with lust SHE LOOKS AT CHAD WITH LUST I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KILL ME AND TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS HELL
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chemical/physical castration
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>>35040437
>How to kill sex drive
drastically reduce porn and fapping.
in a few months you'll get interesting results.
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Start taking SSRI's. Honestly they do a damn good job of making you not give a fuck about sex.
Just make sure you really want to go through with it because it's not a switch that you can turn off and on at will. If you change your mind, you might be screwed in the long term.
I fucked up guys
>sitting in my room listening to death metal and reading manga
>have head phones on so can't hear anything
>usually I make sure any screen isn't visible from the doorway but my tablet was lying on my bed this time because I got tired of holding it
>99% of the time I close what I am doing no matter what it is with ease
>Dad walks in
>spill my spaghetti all over the place
>fingers tap the screen of the tablet sending it forward a few pages
>pic related
>didn't notice, maintaining eye contact with Dad
>he acts normal the entire time we were talking
>one he leaves I look down and die on the inside
>he must now think I'm a degenerate who's into 2D anime girl feet
wat do?
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>>35040436
>listening to death metal and reading manga
dropped
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>>35040436
>degenerete whos into 2D anime girl feet
You do not understand the beauty of feet.
Feet are actually architectural perfection in harmony with the whole human body,especially when those feet are on ideal anime bodies - faces.
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>>35040436
Dude who gives a shit? Manga is good if neckbeardian, death metal is fine but edgy. Why did you sperg out and switch pages? If your dad loves you he won't care.
>tfw wojak is black
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>>35040398
shieeeet my nigga
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WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AN SHEIT
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Buuuuuuyummmmmmmpppopppikl
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Who /metal/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jez9W0oEgeo
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Been listening to mostly Jungle and Drum & Bass for more or less the last decade but before that I was really into metal.
I still listen to some Trash Metal (and whenever Blind Guardian release a new album) but nothing else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQzulX8qBA
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>The Faceless
>Claim to be a /metal/
Get outta here poser
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr10TvURf5s&t=919s
who brutal death metal/slam here
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>whole room smells like semen
>can't find the exact source of the smell so I can't clean it up
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>>35040280
it's probably your desk/keyboard.
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your probably accidentally sucked a dick and have some semen up your nose
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>>35040280
>>can't find the exact source of the smell
Your existence
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Anyone here /pathological liar/? When i speak to people i have to lie about everything, i can make up funny crazy yet believable stories, and everyone laughs and likes me more, i lie about my ethnicity, what i ate for lunch, how i go to Brazil every year when I've never been there, how I saved a person from drowning and did CPR, when someone asks my day I'll make up everything even if its trivial, etc. I legit cannot stop, it's exhilarating.
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>>35040221
i have never lied in my life
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Trump is the biggest liar to ever be President.
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I know someone like you. You might think peopke fall for your lies, but in reality they know and laugh behind your back.
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What's the appeal of sucking dick?
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Femanons, why do you give blowjobs? You literally gain nothing from it but a cumshot to the face.
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It's fun you retard. I'm a guy who sucks dick btw.
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>>35040205
Girls like to get praised and guys always tell them how good they are at it, even if they fucking suck.
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Because I want my bf to feel good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETtI5YlyMe8
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but I do have one? I see her in a week
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>fat girl constantly sending me nudes
>I will never cave
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>>35040049
wow!!
her belly continues in her legs and arms.
>>35040298
tell her my phone number
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>ask 3.5 (overweight, no boobs, ugly face) in my class if she wants to talk sometime(literally nothing else),
>says yeah sure (read:no) and speedwalks away from me
you guys were right, the only problem anyone has is that they're lusting after stacies
sad part is i'm not even a virgin or autistic irl, and my last gf was a 7.5 or so
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>>35039999
>girl suddenly becomes "3.5" after rejecting you
yep
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>>35039999
>not virgin
>had a gf
kill yourself and gtfo this board normie
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>>35040018
>she was 2.5 before rejecting me
yep
How do I attract a girl smarter than me?
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>Women smarter than men
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>>35039986
Stawp watching pourne.
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You have to be pretty dumb to find a woman that outsmarts you
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i posted this late last night and people said to repost today in the afternoon for better timing, the first 2 stories mine please feel free to also post your own
Could we please get a green text thread going? It can be a story about anything that you can fit into at least one post preferably. Let's get back to what made /r9k/ good. I'll start.
>be me
>5 years ago junior in HS
>go to a hot spring with these 2 grils (Ive known one for a very long time and was invited because they felt bad for me I'm pretty sure)
>at hot spring and the one Im old friends with starts sitting on my lap
>Holyshit man
>start to get a little chub thankfully she's not sitting directly on my croch
>eventually we leave
>drop off that other gril
>she starts driving me to my home
>we pull over and start taking a little bit
I've been drinking a lot that night because I was super nervous FYI
>literally ask if I can finger her (I'm a khv)
>she says sure (slut)
I still have no idea to this day how the fuck she said yes I literally just asked like that
>she pulls down her pants and undies
>can't see shit be cuz it's dark as fuck out and the car is off
>*fingers slip in*
>start to finger bang her
>ask what you do when your fingering cuz I'm autustiv as fuck
>"usually make out"
>lean over and start to kiss I have no idea what the Fuck I'm doing
>make out for like a minute straight
>pull my face back and start fingering her really hard
>she organisms
>I pull out my fingers and then taste them
>"it tastes like fish"
WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT
>drive to my house and never talk about that night again
That was literally my first kiss and time ever being with a gir. I don't talk to her anymore.
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>be me
>7th grade
>before I was a massive robot
>going to see movie at the mall with 2 friends
>walking across the mall to the other side where the theater is
>one of my friends farts on me
>I try to get him back
>jump up and try to fart
>I do..... but it's fucking wet
Oh fuck
>I sharted my pants
>don't know what to do
>first time ever pooing my pants like this
>friends just laughed at me no help
>go to restroom
>pull down my pant and my undies( they were compression shorts)
>undies were holding in all the wet poo
>grab a bunch of paper towels and try to clean up
>get it as good as I can no longer wet but still smell of poo
>legs stained brown now
>shove a bunch of toilet paper into my asshole in case if it happens again
>go and watch 2 hr movie covered in shit
I have a lot of other stories but much longer let me know if I should post more. Also please contribute and bump the thread
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Nothing at all? Anyone reading this?
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It brings me happiness that no ones replied to your shit thread.didn't even read your greentext