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Hi,

Rate me and my gf /r9k/

Pic is us
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>>35041643
did you just start high school / 10
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freshmen?
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You look 16

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any of you guys not have your driver's license yet? im 21 and im thinking about getting mine sometime this spring or summer. is it difficult in any way? i have a little bit of experience driving.
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I didn't get my license until I was 24 (26 now). It's really not that bad but you really need to chill the fuck out. I used to be nervous as fuck.
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>>35041632
I'll be turning 32 and I don't have a license.

>omg anon

I don't have a car and I have no use for a car. I don't live in some farm in the USA where you need a car to get further than just your mailbox.
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>>35041632
I'm the same age and all I have right now is a learner permit

What I'm stuck on right now is intersections, rotaries, and those intricate little island mazes. I'm never sure what exactly to look out for, I always feel like I'm about to cause an accident every time I'm at any of those

Tell us about your high school crush, anon.
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>>35041534
Embodiment of the female aesthetic
>Petite
>Tight body
>Gorgeous high cheek bones
>Soft, flowing jaw
>Small, but perfectly formed tits
>Fantastic ass
>Solid thighs
>Skin as pale as the driven

Then she went off to university and became a turbo-rostie. The only that surprises me is that it took that long for it to happen.

I miss her daily
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I dated her and she was an insufferable cunt who ended up becoming a coalburner later on.
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She's black. She has long legs, a big butt, not fat, and is fun to talk to.

Too bad she only sees me as a friend. I can see it in her eyes.

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Your girlfriend says your dinner is in the fridge, wagecuck.
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>>35041525

>having a girlfriend.

You know where you are don't you?
Dumb frogposter.
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>>35041538
I have a girlfriend and come here to have a good laugh at the end of my day.
Your misery is my comedy.
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>>35041538
Guess you forgot that /r9k/ is normieville now.

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>he doesn't own a twink as his sex toy

You have 10 seconds to defend yourself.
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>>35041427
I think most anons here are/would prefer to be the twink 2bh
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>>35041576
this
i'd much rather be the twink desu
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>>35041803
Post your butt and where you live.

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Ive been studying the mandela effect. went for my morning fap and discovered this, this chick has a clear "new-portal dimension" bone structure.

what is their end game? why are they doing this? WHO is doing this?
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>>35041342
is that gal gadot?
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>>35041342
is that gat galod?
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>>35041342
is that gat garod?

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I feel shit, guys. I suffer from constant diarrhea despite having tried multiple different diets, I suffer from prostatitis so I have erectile problems and my ass, testicles and lower abdomen hurt constantly.

I also have clinically low testosterone levels so i'm quite constantly tired and tend to fall asleep during the day no matter how well i sleep at night.

To top it off I'm balding, and in a way it bothers me even more than all my other health issues: When I look in the mirror I don't see my bowel problems, prostatitis or low testosterone, but instead I see a wasteland where i used to have thick curly hair that girls sometimes even complimented. A homeless guy made fun of my hair while I was walking past him a while ago.

I'm a virgin at 23 and I don't even have a desire to get girlfriend or even laid because of how shitty my body is and how shit I feel about myself. I probably couldn't even penetrate her because my dick won't stay stiff even in erection. Doctors haven't helped for shit, i feel like my body has given up on me and I have given up on life with it, I only exit my parents apartment to go read in the library and exercise in the gym. I don't even contact my friends anymore because I don't want them so see I've become a depressed bald piece of shit. What the hell should I do? What the hell CAN I do? I only feel bitter and unmotivated. Early 20s was supposed to be the peak of my life but I have nothing but shit.
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Stop eating suger
Eat more fiber
Exercise

I know you've probably tried that, but that's the best advice anyone can give you.
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>>35041410
exercise and get some t boosters anon. Thats all i could recommend. Also, just shave the rest off itll look better than balding.
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take Boron supplement now

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HAVE YOU EVER TASTED LOVE LIKE THIS,
COOL AND SMOOTH
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Yea my gf is on her way over to drain my balls, smoke some bud, get dinner, then watch netflix in bed.
Pretty good day after classes and homework :^)
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>>35041295
>he LIKES living girls
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>>35041520
>he doesnt have a girl who loves deeply him bc he took her virginity but now he uses her as a sex object when convenient

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My friends basement tenants bathroom.

The guy rents the apartment illegally so he went down to check it out after fruit flies we're coming up through the vents. That and a vomit like stench.
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dude is that a fucking black pussy on the left next to the toilet? The thing in the black plastic bag
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>>35041200
How do you rent an apartment illegally? Also post more pics.
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>>35041236

yeah its like a toy rubber negro ass.

he doesn't have a trash bin. he just has bags around the apartment he throws his garbage in and leaves them there.

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*blocks your path*

How do you react?
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*breakes His neck like steven seagall crack"
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>>35041178
Draw my concealed carry gun and execute him
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Sessler is a fucking coked up nigger

Deutscherfotzenfaden
bruder braucht Hilfe Edition
Copy Paste aus dem letzem Faden, konnte nicht mehr abschicken:

Eig nichts grosses
Ab morgen beginnt die Einfuehrungswoche bei meiner FH.
Dachte es waere nur eine Infoveranstaltung.
Morgen frueh dort gelaber und kennen lernen
Abends dann Kneipentour.
Kann aber nicht zu beidem weil ich noch keine Wohnung dort habe und 2.5 std fahren muss.
Koennte mich nun dort zu einem chillen wenn ich morgen direkt welche kennenlerne aber iwie keine lust.
Hier der grobe Plan was wuerdet ihr machen?
Brauche 2.5 std dahin zurueck obv auch.
Muss theoretisch noch arbeiten. Aber das ist eig egal

https://www.ostfalia.de/export/sites/default/de/ssc/immatrikulation/download/SoSe17_Einladungsschreiben_Programm.pdf
scrollt da zur letzen Seite kann irgendwie kein screenshot davon hochladen auf wenn er nicht zu gross ist...
Will wieder zurueck nach /b... .(
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>>35041160
>>35041160
This board is for people that speak AMERICAN
None of that arabic tajji muhad
Remember
America is number one
And if you aint first youre last
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>>35041419
You know that you are the cuck of the world dont you?
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>>35041446
If the greatest country on the earth wasnt around youd be speaking russian or chinese

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hello r9k.

immigrating /pol/ack here.
>recently took black pill.
>lost all will to live.
>no longer wish to be part of politics and media, and all that cancer.

i now seek a new land to plague with my shitposts and greentexts.

never actually knew what this board really is.
explain, faggots
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>>35041112
get the fuck out of here. LEAVE

and take your ideology with you
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>>35041133
faggot, didn't i explain well enough?

lost all ideology, fucking faggot.
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You're not properly blackpilled until you realise that it's impossible to save the white race, because the increasing entropy of the universe will extinguish it eventually and there's no real point in trying.

In fact, nothing lasts forever, and the increasing entropy of the universe will destroy everything you know and hold dear. There's probably a less edgy way to put this, but it's true nonetheless.

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Wie ist das allabendliche DEUTSCH - Fadenproblem auf /b/ zu loesen? Ganz einfach!
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Deutschland geht dem Ende entgegen.
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Junge Deutsche wehren sich nicht gegen die Landesenteignung - sie kratzen sich viel lieber an ihren Hoden.
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Schweden ist bereits verloren - Deutschland holt auf.

But which one is /ourguy/?
Glenn or Henry?
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Henry is a libcuck faggot
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>>35040904
Glenn, no question. Dude screams autism.
>>35040958
Kill yourself.
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which one got bullied the most in school?

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Is Mike Pence /ourguy/?
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He hates trannies so no
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>>35040885
I'm from Indiana and I can say he did very well as Governor
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>>35040920
He hates trannies so yes.
Ftfy

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