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>Join r9k discord
>It's an insular clique of 5 close friends and nobody else
Every. Single. Time.
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just like 4chan threads, either you get in on it when it starts or you're too late
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>join r9k discord
>full of normies talking in voice chat
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>>35042599
just gotta be present constantly until they accept you
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>tfw muslim
>can't help but laugh when the roasties here try to defend themselves
It is a good feel.
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>>35042566
>be Muslim
>gf is loyal and not a filthy slut
>b-but muh Deus Vult!
Will Christcucks ever learn?
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>>35042566
fuck off back to pol or else the mods will ban your ass
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The caliphate doesn't seem so bad now Mohammad
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>take ADD meds to do homework
>continue to shitpost, but with higher intensity
Oh, I get it. I'm just a piece of shit.
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Get Off. Go homework this instant.
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>>35042505
Same thing here. I just can't find the motivation to do anything productive instead of fun, at least consistently.
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>>35042505
Make it a thing to be working on what you want to focus on before you take your medicine. It's not a magic pill.
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I want one girl to fuck me with a strapon
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I lost my virginity to a girl with a big black strapon. It wasn't bad at all.
She was super wet after pegging me.
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>>35042513
Where did you meet her? How did you make her agree to peg you?
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>>35042594
You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to zero in on a possibly dominant girl and try to drop subtle hints that you're submissive.
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Glass on the pavement under my shoe
Without you, what does my life amount to?
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this thread is now thicc hentai
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>>35042546
how is that even thicc, shes like fucking obese. Retard.
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>>35042546
Oi, you going to let >>35043104 talk about your girl like that?
>be me 14
>only friend is my language arts teacher
>she gets prego
>make jokes
>one day ask if it's still alive in a joking manner
>she gets all serious
>tells me she's had 2 miscarriages
>mfw
>be me years later
>remember it
any other autist stories out there?
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one time i pushed a girl for losing at bingo
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>>35042491
that's it? you pushed her? no rape? no awkwardness? bad story
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>>35042404
>freshman
>lunch
>kid in his boxers running around
>coaches security and rando teachers in pursuit
>claims hes on shrooms
>runs to back parking lot
>stand off on truck bed
>"ANY CLOSER AND THE BOXERS COME OFF"
>everyone perplexed
>wrasslin coach sneaks behind him
>quick times adjacent truck and gets on one shrooms kid is on
>grabs him
>batista bombs him off
>dog pile
>autistic shrieks as crowd cheers
>vp losing his shit
>gives out detentions to anyone he sees
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WOMEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SHIT
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Valeria Messalina 17/20-48AD
Messalina was the wife of Emperor Claudius. Although she was the most powerful woman in Rome, she sought to overthrow her husband and rule with her lover. Messalina is infamously known for her clandestine affairs, but most notable for her all-night sex competition against a prostitute. According to Pliny, Messalina won the 24 hour competition with 25 partners. She also humiliated Claudius by marrying her last lover: the intelligent and handsome Gaius Silius. Gaius and Messalina had planned to overthrow Claudius and rule together, but their plan was exposed.
YOU CAN NOT FUCKING WIN
NO MATTER WHAT
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White women are the most powerful race in the world.
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>>35042416
What about cleopatra
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>>35042497
Honorary white woman.
Comrade Vlad
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original story time.
>be me 14 year old fag, years ago.
>parents had time blocker for laptop.
>one day.
>be horny, look at furry porn.
>into robots at the time.
>suddenly out of nowhere PC shuts off.
>fucknotimeleft.jpg
>decide to close laptop and finish jerk.
>looking at laptop while fapping.
>this repeats a few times.
>associate laptop with orgasm.
>start casually fapping to laptop.
>give laptop nickname, change settings, never spend more then 3 hours away from it.
fast forward a decade and a bit
>fap to laptop on daily basis.
>soon switching out, can't imagine what life will be like without laptop gf.
>no longer seek out girlfriend.
>no longer care for humanoid porn.
>mfw normies need browsers to fap.
tl:dr i am sexually attacked to my laptop.
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>>35042352
haha, fuc*ing epic story, bro! can I screencap this for reddit?
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>>35042382
shit-tier bait, almost as unoriginal as this post.
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>>35042352
Psychology is fucked up.
Dude, you just gotta be more confident
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Nick Bate looks different
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Women like me for my personality whereas they only like you for your looks.
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>>35042337
I get that he is 1000x more successful with woman that I'll ever be, but goddamn I laugh every time I see that 'trying to be a model' squint that people like that bottom right guy do.
What haunts you to this day anon?
>2005
>Marine in Afghanistan
>carbomb goes off, Marine is wounded
>he was a really friendly and charismatic guy and one of his good friends is angry
>A bunch of teenage Hajis come over and were laughing, saying "Stupid fat fucking American. Die, die!"
>all the officers telling use to ignore them and send them on their way
>one guy is absolutely furious
>his face was red like a dog's boner
>tries to hold his anger in, tells the teens to go away
>they laugh away, going into an apartment building
>angry boy follows them
>I come with, trying to tell him to leave them alone
>they are inside, and we are both there starin at them
>one of them brandishes a handgun and says "Ahhhhh, pig! Nothing!" laughing
>angry boy aims his rifle and shoots the kid right through his chest
>"Terrorist pig fuck! Rot, you scum!"
>the other two begin running
>he shoots though them both
>Corporal come running in
>I'm frozen like fucking ice
>"What happened? Huh? Come on!"
>the teens all had guns on them
>as we are both standing outside the building, letting things be investigated, angry boy puts his hand up and says "Come on, high five. We showed those apes who's boss."
>I went from frozen in fear to excitement
>give him this awesome high five
>I just high fived a guy for killing a bunch of foreign teenagers
How about you guys?
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>>35042308
>not being happy that there are 3 less sand nigger terrorists in the wrold
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>>35042308
my hand resting on a surgical trolley split in two running down from the second joint my index finger to my wrist
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>>35042308
i confessed to a girl and got rejected ;_;
>you start liking a girl
>your first crush in years
>find out she did something very whorish
>Instantly lose my respect for her
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the first of many heartabrakes, keep on living
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>>35042232
Good luck finding a girl who hasn't done anything whorish.
Not to be 'le hate all women man', but it's just reality.
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>>35042232
I don't get why so many autists get hung up on that.
Is a vicious circle of other autists who post those pictures of girls covered in semen with a caption like "but the past is the past anon" and creates another line of insecure virgin babyboys? le Red Pill?
I'm not saying that a loose slut is great, but on the other hand a "pure" virgin past the age of 18 is an even bigger red flag for me.
A girl who's that affraid of dick and hasn't touched one yet is certainly not going touch robot dick as her first one.
My dudes, I want to try NoFap again. I know all the basic rules, but I lay down, I end up having a boner a fapping afterwards.
Should I try to contain the erection or just go along it and ignore it?
Pic related.
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Not OP, but is there something I could take to stunt my libido? Horininess is my only problem too.
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Realize that jacking off is boring
Ignore boners
Grow disgusted at the human body
Realize that relationships are meaningless
???
PROFIT
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>>35042182
Visualize moving the sexual energy up from your dick/balls up to your brain. You will attain massive intelligence and intuition.
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>started a new job
>secretary says "see you tomorrow" every time I walk out
>its been a week and I still sperg out every time
How the fuck are you supposed to respond to that? I'm so surprised that I can't come up with anything, Some of the shit I've said includes "yup", "you too" and "thanks". At this point I'm sure she's just out to get me.
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Say "actually, you shouldn't. You're the only nice person to me here and I'm gonna shoot up the place tomorrow, so call in sick and stay home".
Then as you're leaving say "lol I'm just kidding" so you don't get fired.
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It's obvious she wants the D, go ask her out
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It's easy. Just embrace you are a fucking loser and accept it.
Things become a lot easier once you do that.
I stopped trying to hide how much I hate myself and let it show through. It works quite well.
You can't beat a forced smile underneath a thousand yard stare and saying "heh... yeh... s-see ya".
It really drives home just how much you wanna die.
You would really be surprised by how much people don't give you shit when you look like you are one bad day away from taking a double barrelled mouthwash.
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A smug girl likes you, what do?
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Fuck her? Like is this a trick question?
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Be friends with her.
Listen to all her stories.
Maybe touch her arm or smell her hair when we hug.
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Ignore her or tell her to fuck off because relationships are bad.
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>post thread
>thread dies
every time
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>>35042158
Sadly, the same fate awaits this one too, OP
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Have a bump on the house.
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>>35042158
heres a bump for u anon.
your thread was about to die, i saved you.