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hello fellow robots.

in this thread, we shall discuss the realisticity and plausability of a matrix-like virtual reality.

>be me
>receive my newest oculus virtual-existence v3.4.
>stay inside for weeks, months even.
>any game ever.
>fuck any video game character ever.
>the possibilities are LITERALLY limitless.
>fuck chads and stacies when i can be fucking a skyrim argonian.
>mfw it even comes with a nutrient IV for long-term stay.
>waste disposal.
>everything thought out so well.
>then i wake up.
>cry a bit.
>go back to sleep.

could a machine that simulates nervous input be used to generate a completely artificial reality that can be at least a bit realistic?


also, if you hypothetically HAD such a machine, would you ever even leave it?

>no, i have nothing in this world.
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Well first, we need to make some points and build ourselves the scenario.

1: Has data-processing hit a major breakthrough to allow this?

2: Are there other senses we are not aware of that may 'break' a sense of reality?

3: Is this 'machine' capable of human upkeep for the user's lifespan?

4: Is it online; is socialization a factor, or will you be alone with poorly written/in-organic AI.

5: Has biotechnology progressed to such an extent?

6: Is is easy to use; can you leave it and re-enter easily whenever you please?
If all of these questions are answered and fulfill the needs of such reality to exist. Then surely, I would use such a device. How would I use it would depends on my life's status.

With such an incredible piece of technology that would definitely reshape the world, how can you accurately assume your current opinion on life would cause you to use such a machine.
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>>35044519

>depends
>tfw you make a single mistake after making sure
>thrice
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>>35044085
True VR is going to take place in pod type machines that you'll have to pay a monthly/yearly fee for.

Once your money runs out, you're done.

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>when you're not that horny but just horny enough that you need to strip down, grab your dick and jerk off so you can get to sleep

Who here /fuckingannoyed/ by their arousal now?

Also, help me jerk off, you pathetic queers.
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>>35044005
>Also, help me jerk off, you pathetic queers.
not if you are gonna be this rude anon
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>>35044361

I thought you guys were into that mean stuff.
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>>35044005
I like her big balls.

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>look outside
>see black people
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>look outside
>see mexicans

the wall is not going to do anything its too late
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>>35043997
>Mexican neighbors blasting their country music
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>look outside
>see

You are all geeky virgins who look at staaars
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It's true
It was a clear night so I decided to do some stargazing before shitposting
Now here I am
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Please post the original Facebook roastiepost
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>>35043913
>staaars
I think you mean plaaaanneeets

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What the hell is happening to me? I feel like I'm becoming a normalfag. I'm not longer content with doing nothing and being alone. I used to live for this shit, now I want nothing to do with it. Wanting to do stuff and be around people is hell.
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>>35043887
Get off my board now then.
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Most of us don't truly want to be alone anon. But when we're around people we're reminded why we have to be. Its easier this way. Easier to convince yourself isolation is fun. No can hurt you in your room.
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>>35046787
I still don't enjoy being around people. They're loud and annoying. I just can't enjoy my alone time like I used to.

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r9k discord:
https://discord.gg/4CFswyf
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HIGGUS WHERE ARE YOU
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link expired, here's the new link https://discord.gg/m6fX2
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>>35044314
HIS
BENIZ
DID
DES

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>"Anon, it's me Stacey. Chad and I had a huge fight. Can I stay with you for a couple of days?"
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>implying anyone would ever call me
Lmao
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>>35043812
>implying mommy would let you stay here even if I wanted you to
I'm mommy's good boy. I don't talk to other women
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>Chad really scared us anon, my son and I need a place to crash for a few days until this whole thing blows ever

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>tfw no longer sad or worried about my future
>just feel like a husk
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I know. I should be terrified regarding my situation but I am calm like an advanced Buddhist monk.
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>>35043788
Why dont you buy a Husky?
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>>35043788
I'm at the no longer sad level.
I will be at the no longer worried about future. Give it 2 more years probably.

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/r9k/ went to shit after the Oregon shooting and Trump
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>>35043735
noone is arguing anon, /pol/ has given this place a bad name
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>>35043735
I miss 2011-2012 tobh

kino years
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I miss when 4chan didn't exist

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I think the jews have fucked my sense of love/relationships/ etc permanently.

In one hand, I hate porn. I hate how fucking dependent I am too it.

On the other hand, I suffered so much in public school at the hand of "popular" kids, that I developed a unquenchable lust to have sex with extremely beautiful girls.

I don't want to have relationships with women, I literally just want to be successful enough to pay whores to blow me in a comfy apartment.

With that said, I am a student, engineering student for that matter and my life is devoid of much intimacy at the moment. I am also broke since I can only work part-time. Lastly, I started putting on some weight since the beginning of this semester, and it's making me depressed.

With all of this said, not only can I not have sex with beautiful women at the moment (due to money constraints), but I am getting fat, I have no life, and porn is the only thing that even mildly eases my lust.

What is the answer /r9k? Should I kill myself?
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>>35043672
>With all of this said, not only can I not have sex with beautiful women at the moment (due to money constraints), but I am getting fat, I have no life, and porn is the only thing that even mildly eases my lust.

Nice excuses fag when you graduate it's just going to be something else. Excuses for the rest of your life.
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Try her >>>/soc/ with the other broken people. Try here >>>/adv/ to work on your problems. Try here >>>/b/ ...because everyone there is broken too.. but we all fit together..
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>>35043672
>think this is going to be a quality thread with a real degenerate posting that I can share my mutual porn addiction with
>turns out it's only a weak-minded, fat college student that's been brainwashed into falling for normie memes
enjoy your degree and success tainted by an unending desire for a social status you will never have

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>Hey anon, I cleaned my insides out, so you can explore my chococave without getting all icky. My boiginity is waiting
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Hes a legendary twink but I've never found him appealing.
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>>35043647
god I wish that were me

orig
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>>35043647
>tfw know a guy equally as cute, but he's straight and has a gf

What the fuck did life mean by this?

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>tfw my gf brought her sexual bf over to stay the night again
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>>35043642

>sexual bf

jfc
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sounds like you have a story to tell.
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>>35043670
>>35043671
Yes, roleplaying shitposters sure have an interesting story to tell. Just give em a second to fabricate it.

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ur a loser

prove me wrong

protip: u cant
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>>35043637
ur a loser.

prove me wrong.

protip: you cant.
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>>35043637
you typed
>protip: u cant

wtf now I cant prove that im not a loser
wtf what kind of sorcery is this
am i a loser?
i guess iam
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>>35044162
Yeah mate we all need to accept it sooner or later

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Let's try again and keep it simple.
How to remove any negative emotion from your body:
https://youtu.be/1wG2FA4vfLQ?t=16s
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>>35043617
Thanks,This looks pretty interesting,have you tried this ??
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>>35044351
Of course, I wouldn't be posting this thread if I wasn't 100% sure about it.
When it works, it feels as though your emotions melt or fade away. I can't quite explain it but it's a very pleasant feeling.
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>>35044460
It sounds similar to repressing your negative thoughts though. Is it not better to accept your emotions and try to deal with the cause of the problem? I've never actually tried the methods in the videos btw. I'll have to give them a proper watch some time.

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how do i pick up a big booty bitch r9k?

>28, live with parents khhv
>been w couple years since ive spoken to any grills that weren't my mom

how much money does this cost? how to sweet talk one of these exotic animals?

what are my options here?
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Probably suicide faggot
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okay step one

>get yer phone and put this on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJVJGPNitQo

>step 2 go to da club

>3 buy and take a viagra pill

>4 put on the song i posted in that link

>5 fat big boot bitches in said club on the dance floor till you cum or get kicked out

profit?
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>>35043794
oh and i forgot wear strechy grey sweatpants to the big booty bitches know yu mean bizness in making ass babies ;)

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