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does anyone want to be my friend? my hobbies include eating out and being helpful
i live in the greater LA area but i can drive around. i'll drive you too but if you throw up in my car i'll never talk to you again
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>>35045142
>include eating out
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By greater LA area, you mean eastern part of LA county?
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>living in a big fucking city
>can't find anyone to get along with near him
>isn't living on a fucking mountain
kys
post your feels
>tests every single week
>overwhelmed with work
>can't focus
>will be $80-90k in debt when i finally graduate
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>live in a mobile home that has poor insulation and no heating
>spend thirty hours a week in a cubicle doing nothing
>classes are boring and just full of memorization
>next quarter I have night classes monday through thursday because I couldn't get my classes on two days
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no other student robots?
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>>35045784
yeah but i spend like half the week driving from point a to point b and the other half in class
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What do you guys think of the path pepe has taken?
is pepe's status as a hate symbol an improvement from being used to nicki minaj/normies?
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>>35045123
The surface pepe must always be a normie repelent so when they sleep whe can play with our cute apus and spurdos
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Like most robots, pepe took the wrong path in life and ended up being the symbol of hate
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>>35045275
the world needs a bit of the right kind of hate right now
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>End of the line, anon. You've been running for too long, but it ends now.
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*dodges bullets*
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>>35045114
you want to know something? i'm aware of how things like this weigh upon your conscience for years to come. you'll keep telling yourself that you will pull the trigger. it keeps you from constantly being reminded of the blanket of fear that is festering inside of you. because of this, you keep thinking you won't hesitate. but i digress - you do not have the balls to pull the trigger. want to give it a shot? SHOOT ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY! *moves forehead to end of gun* SHOOT ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY, I'M RIGHT HERE!!! PULL THE TRIGGER!!! DDOOOOOOO IIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!! DON'T STEP BACK IN A FEARFUL REALIZATION! SHOOT ME GOD DAMN IT! END IT IF YOU'RE GOING TO ACT LIKE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DO SO!!!
don't try that shit again unless you're actually going to do it you fucking pussy
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>>35045114
*presses barrel to head*
Fucking do it then. You're right, I been running too long. I'd love to see you stop me.
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How do I get over my height destroying my confidence?
I'm a second yr in college and I have literally zero friends and an on and off normie gf.
I'm white 5'6" and I fucking hate my height. I let it control me and think no one will want to talk to me because of it. I met my gf in a class and she made all the moves in flirting and asking me out. I never thought a girl would ask me out because of my height.
I also never talk to other guys or anything because in the past I've always been the one who's head they use as an arm rest, or the subject of short jokes all the time.
I just have zero confidence cause I'm short.
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im 26 yet i don't look 26 and 5'6 and native american be glad yer white dude
imagine what its like being me.
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It's fucking horrible. The average white male height in the usa is 6'
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6'4 guy here, just be yourself, that's how I manage with it
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Start a stream to talk nerd about Berserk because of the new game and everyone makes fun of me and no one watches.... why even try bois
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>>35045097
Bersek is a poor man's Devilman desu
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>>35045097
Because Berserk is for cucks. The MC literally gets cucked by his former boss and the rest of the series is just him being assmad about it.
The plot literally hinges on cucking.
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>>35045097
Musuo's are garbage.
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have you guys ever thought about adopting a child? it would be a lot of work, but think about it. you could basically mold your son into a mini-you and teach him the robot way. and, youd also finally have a purpose/companionship
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>>35045042
we've been over this multiple times. most of us here just want to adopt a cute little daughter so we can try to raise her to not be a roastie and she'll be the one female who ever cares about us in life, especially down the road
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>>35045042
I thought if I ever broke my. Nuts due to my fetish I would have to adopt. But turns out balls are super tough
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I've considered it, and I probably will end up doing it.
I imagine the adoption process will be a pain, but at least it will have clear goals. That's better than the aimless nature of most romance, right?
These are my unwavering principles:
1) Never tell any lie or distort the truth in any way
2) Always remain in control i.e: Never use any mental drugs or substances that can affect my brain activity and always be conscious when someone/something tries to affect my way of thinking
3) Never act against someone else's self sovereignty
4) Never stress about anything, be ready to give up everything if situation demands it.
How do I live in this world?
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get a job without any responsibility
never strive for anything
live a boring life
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>>35044941
>3) Never act against someone else's self sovereignty
This violates the NAP.
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>>35044941
1. is literally retarded
What will you say to kids about Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy being real?
What if you mom asks what you fap to?
Do you say "I'm good" whenever asked how you're feeling?
>18 years old with aspergers and sensory integrative disorder, parents divorce and move into grandparents house.
>get my ged, recover from depression, live with 25 year old brother who has never had a job, is loud as fuck, sleeps until 5 in the afternoon, plays xbox all night talking loud as hell into his mic swearing like a sailor
>have to rape my ears with ear plugs, they hurt like fuck and the noise STILL gets through. i fucking hate my brother.
>last time i told him he was too loud he acted like passive aggressive asshole to me all night, and when i once told him all he wanted to do was play games, get got in my face screaming and scared the shit out of me, threatening to hurt me(i was 16, he was 23. what a big badass.)
>going to college soon, seriously want to kill this fucker
what do i do
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>>35044861
>tell mother how i feel, she says she cant do anything
>i tell her to kick his fucking ass out
>"hes my baby i cant"
>sit here and listen to this fucker everynight swearing and bitching about whatever game hes playing, loud as hell, surprised grandparents dont wake up
>also, my mother is getting back with my dad who overcame pill popping problem, and im afraid that theyll start fighting again and ill be stuck there with them
>not to mention ill have to share a room with this fucker AGAIN
how do i fucking get out of this
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>lol muh misophonia
Speaking as someone with a sister who has this
End yourself
She'll probably come out of her room in a bit screaming at my mom for snoring.
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You could order cyanide off the deep web, make it look like suicide. Just steal his debit card for the purchase. If you aren't feeling tactical just beat him over the head with a baseball bat or shoot him. Make sure you do some fucked up stuff to his body so you get solitary confinement where it's quiet. Hopefully though you could just blame your ass burgers and be not guilty by reason of insanity.
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COME PLAY THIS GAME WITH US
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WERE PLAYING A REALLY COOL BOARD GAME COME PLAY :DDDDDDDD
https://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=joingame&g=l60B&k=xbp
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Is dis shit safe?
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>>35044862
yes come play anon desu
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>>35044862
I'm already on it, to be honest, I think so, but I'm not sure.
pls op no phishing.
i already had a shit day today.
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What comfy music are you robots listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFb2iRhM7M
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https://youtu.be/h7JlUkwuHtE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oge4VxjAHqA
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Boards Of Canada is top /comfy/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=42ve4xVp9As
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6iEtKObcko
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I went to uni for a better life. I just got knocked back from a job at a supermarket.
I remember back in school when uni recruiters came and told us that the way to a career was through uni, and that this was the ultimate safeguard. Fast forward four years and even after everything, today feels like the worst fucken day of my life.
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>>35044824
You and everyone else.
t. Unemployed 24 y/o college grad now doing online work for meager pay (desu i dont mind it)
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>>35044849
What online work do you do anon? I have no car and really hate taking to people through voice, but I need a job to pull myself through
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>>35044824
Bachelor's degree is the new high school diploma.
Atheism is my religion. Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are my prophets. Logic and Reason are my prayers. The God Delusion is my holy book.
Feels fucking great man
Fuck religion
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>>35044820
Unironically agree.
There's no divinity to be found in the churches of men.
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>>35044865
>things loners with will never amount to anything say
3 types of people in this world: leaders, followers and nobodies, you're a nobody.
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Athiesm is a retarded way to say you are a satanist
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I directly blame 90s sitcoms for so much shit it isn't even funny. F.R.I.E.N.D.S., Seinfeld, Roseanne, Everybody Loves Raymond, etc. etc. Nearly everything they portrayed was the complete OPPOSITE of how shit actually is.
>WOMEN are shallow and petty
>WOMEN are the insatiable horndogs who don't understand loyalty or honor
>MEN are the ones who want to shower their partners in love and affection
>Women HATE it when men do the above
>FATHERS are the ones who shape their childrens' character
>MOTHERS suck at instilling values and morals
Where were you when an entire generation got lied to?
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>>35044763
All of those problems should be obvious if you keep it in mind that sitcoms are fiction.
A fiction that means to potray an idealized version of life, which almost always opposite of what's going on in reality.
It sucka that human brain having hard time differentiate fiction happened on tv to real shit happening around them.
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>talking shit about seinfield oh hell no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4
stupid motherfuckers!!!
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>>35044993
jesus christ you can't speak english for shit
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Any other truckers on /r9k/? I make like 70k sitting on my ass by myself for 20-30 hours a week. Get to set my own hours, listen to music, podcasts, audiobooks, see the countryside. It's a job I think robots would like.
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>>35044682
Enjoy being replaced by self driving trucks within 8 years according to conservative estimates.
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ive serviced hundreds of trucks mostly macks but i dont know how to drive one and havent ever drove a straight shift car on the road
how can i learn and get to drive a truck? macks are awesome
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How do you make your own hours when when your clients need their products in a timely manner?