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Pro tip: make a habit of getting out instead of spending your life on r9k

>>35048263
getting out where?

>>35048038
fuck that I aint going back

>Compliment people and help out
>Everyone hates you
>Tell people to fuck off and tease them
>Everyone thinks you're badass

Why can't the world make sense?

I fit all of those criteria and I feel like fucking cucked

>>35045864
Seems like society wants us to become a psychopath and fuck anyone over if it strengthens your position in society

>>35045864
this pisses me off the most. Because I legit try to be nice but the world doesn't work that way.

Because they're the only ones you have a chance with

>>35045124
because you're a Damaged boy. don't breed with them or anyone

>>35045609
/thread let's go home bois.

>>35045103
ONE NOTHlN WRONG WITH ME

i wish my parents could afford therapy for me.

>>35045146
I wish you could go in place of me

lol, I'm a cyborg bitch

>>35045077
Yes ma'am. It's not too late for me to transition into a norm-pire

May I offer you some Diet Virginity instead?

>>35045036
read book 'hungry brain'

if dieting is the only action you are taking to lose weight, you are not going to lose weight

>>35047920
thats objectively wrong, i used to be a fat piece of shit and i lost 50 pound by eating less and better

but really op you should excersize

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>>35045004
>be me
>8/10
>but have facial muscle disorder
>it makes me look like I frown
>have to force a smile in public
>9/10 qt 3.14 passes by
>says "Stop looking so sad it's nice out today"
>Say in monotone voice "Keep to your self, mam"
>Walk away with her not even looking at me
>Go home and chug a bottle of bourbon
>proceed to be sad by qt ruining my day
>never see her again

>>35045153
that actually sounds pretty alpha anon

>be me
>girl looks at me in passing as she walks by
> I fall in love with her
>never even said a word to each other
>dream of marrying her and growing old together

That fateful encounter was four months ago.

>>35044860
wedding photographer, studio photos, photos for catalogs. those are the first ones that come to mind

>>35044860
Why people go to art school is a fucking mystery to me.

>>35044860
well shit that image is depressing

Yes, I had a wife and a daughter, but right now I have no idea what happened to both of them.

If I go by my logic, I probably have split the husband personality from me and sent it to them so they can have a proper family life, since I'm stuck in the real world anyway.

She was a good wife and my daughter was so cute though. Hopefully my split part is doing a good job at taking care of them.

Lucid dreaming only goes so far. I've done it my whole life and it's usually not very intense at all

>>35044852
Stop posting my wifu in the future.
As for the question: no, I don't longer dream with a better future. Time is a good therapy for the mind

Anon I want you to go to a walmart. I want you to buy some bread. And then I want you to buy some peanut butter. And then I want you to buy a TV. Congratulations anon, depression is defeat.mp4

>>35044768

wana talk with me anon?

>>35045348
Not really
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Never got in trouble.
Im a Good boy.

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2 times both times cp

hey I used to have hypoparathyroidism

>>35044536
has it affected your life in any noticeable way or just a diagnosis?

>>35044536
You know who else has hyperparathyrodism?
My mom!

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>>35044487
The pixel or windows phone

>>35044487
A low-tier """smart"""phone without service.
>>35044693
And like what he said.

fliphone at best

robots dont need a "phone" who the hell would they call on it?

Yes I don't like females

yep. they're all manipulative.

I hate people in general.

>>35044398
Buy low sell high short stocks so people kill themselves.

the stock market is a fugazi

>>35044398
its just a bunch of numbers that old dudes control through magic or something.