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She doesnt like sex WITH YOU
You are being cucked

>anon i just don't like sex that much
>i've had so much sex before it's just not exciting for me anymore
>wouldn't you rather just cuddle??

>>35051394
>she doesn't like sex
Is she virgem?

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>>35051223
>>she's not physically attractive, kind of gross
Can absolutely deal with that. Don't care about physicality.

>>she's a whore
... No deal.

>>35051223
Probably get replaced eventually anyway, but at least you'd get to have fun while it lasts. No fattys tho

>>35051223
No, because I already have a qt gf who isn't a whore.

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>>35051190
I want fascist architecture back

>>35051190
I hate society's content for mediocrity, we used to strive for more but now things are "gud enuff bruh xDD wat else ya want" and we sit on our asses.

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>>35051190
If I liked society or even people, then I wouldn't be a robot.

you're lucky i wasn't there, would pull you over a corner, pin you down andjam it deep in you.

>>35051158
Well you are lucky I wasn't there if I saw you doing that to op . I would grab your neck and choke it until you cum in your pants

>>35051299
nice same posting OP
you're that weak and insecure behind the screen
bet you wont even be able to keep your belt on once i get my hands on you

>married with children
>thinks she wants a casual fuck from some robot

Lol. She was probably going to tell you to shower more often cause you smell.

>>35050819
ur fucked my dude

>>35050819
>always gives me cute little smiles

My God OP she was just being friendly but now you've gone and screwed the pooch

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Originium postum

>>35050816
You've not gown out of anything you're just as dumb as you were before, 4chan /pol/ is coopted and dead, and it was since its birth overflown with shit and shills.

8th channel had and still has a better pol, and if you truly knew your buisness you'd know that national socialism did nothing wrong except being a bad goy not applying to the kiked capitalism or communism.

You'd leave most of 4chan if you weren't just another reactionary dumbfuck or an underage kid.

>i'm not defending paedos or neonazis anymore just because sjws are annoying
>implying Sjws and the whole leftist bunch isn't financed by the pedo ring in washington D.C.
>implying /pol/ (the one that's alive) has any positive relationship with pedos
>implying the alt-kike isn't controlled opposition and milo wasn't an obvious strawman since the beginning, made to be taken down in the future.

Educate yourself visit the right place, and don't be a cancer.

>>35050816
this, welcome back fellow moderatefag friend.

>>35050663
>this woman did something bad ree ree you must hate women now, goy!
Fucking kikes

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>there are 16yo kiddo who fuck their math teacher on park benches

>your life goal is to find a wife that will sleep with you twice a month

On a side note
>you will never fuck a 16yo grill.

>>35050795
>it's a conspiracy by the jews to kill the white race becacuse the jews are afraid of white people for some undisclosed reason

fucking lunatics.

>>35050646
Yes but it might be my own butt I'm not sure

>>35050646
Worse, she might fart directly into your face.

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>>35050646
>not actually fuck her in the ass
>not eating her delicious turds
>not eating her homemade diarrhea brownies
>not drinking her piss

wew

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Kishizuka Kenji is the master of plain moe

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I'll post the SICP doujin as means of maybe attracting attention.
1/12

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SICP 2/12

You do have the right to use necessary force to defend yourself. However I don't think you could argue self defense if all the driver did was to say that shit and you had no proof that he did.

>>35050180
It's a tongue in check remark, usually said when the person you're riding with(you) is such a fucking whiney faggot that it would almost be preferable to die then to hear your shit for another second. Take a look at your own life, I'm 100% sure you're a complete asshole if someone actually got mad enough to say this to you.

>>35050180
>pulls handbrake
what did you say again, sweetheart? :)

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>>35050161
>ywn march in a parade of a new and well equipped Wehrmacht, wetting young girls panties everywhere you go

>>35050212
No thanks, I'd rather not march in a parade and win the war instead.

Yeah, I've had the same thoughts, OP. In fact, given my shitty life, I'd relish the thought of getting out frustration and anger, and the prospect of winning=rape and pillaging till you drop.

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>>35050077
This one is ok
octagon

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ere you go op

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a typical cat

Someone make a wojak of this guy

>>35049997
c':
he is our guy, guys

>>35049997
I want this man in my life .

>>35049910
Russia called, they want their country back.

>>35049910
Sherman broke all the men's morale by destroying their homes and then Grant killed them all

>>35049910
>What is it about this state that attracts so many robots?

Why would a robot willing live here?

There's nothing comfy about Georgia at all.

>>35049784
Latino?


OREGANO ME CAGO EN LA PUTA

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die
originalluyoylyuiogc

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low res because im too robot for a good phone

>>35049784
cool eyebrows i guess