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*blocks your path*

what you do?
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rape her

pepperoni
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>>35050997
*spins 360 degrees away and proceeds to go away from her*
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>>35051069
>360

You're facing the same direction towards her you retard.

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When's the last time you laid in bed with a busty female friend?
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Has a woman ever put on special sleepwear just for you?
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>>35051334
>>35050983
Never for both of them
Originality is mandatory
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>>35050983
Last weekend, my girlfriend.

>>35051334
Of course, all the time.

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>Have to read a whole book
>Have to answer 87 fucking questions
>All by today
>Still browsing 4chan
>fml
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>have a 299 word essay on my dog
>Due in may
>I'm browsing 4chin
>Mfw
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>have a 500 word essay due in 48 hours
>still browsing 4chan
>FML
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>>35050937
Just search [insert book name] essay on google and if it's not some super obscure book I'm sure you'll find something you're looking for. Good luck OP.

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>tfw no netto-uyoku bf
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Netto uyoku or Net uyoku (Japanese internet right-wingers), often abbreviated to Netouyo, is the term used to refer to Japanese neo-nationalists who interact almost entirely within their own cyber community, shut off from the rest of Japanese society. Netto uyoku frequently post nationalistic and xenophobic articles on the Internet.
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>>35050872
>tfw no qt natsoc gf

oringolo
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>>35050872
Thanks, Doc.

Japan for the Japanese!

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i am a diagnosed autist that's planning oon going back to college

what are some autismo friendly jobs/degrees?
am decent in math and sciences
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>>35050729
Accounting

Origional
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>>35050774
isnt that hella boring?
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>>35050729
Its better to be NEET imo, normans need to pay for their sins.

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>"mandatory" hall meeting tonight
>just want to stay in my room and play vidya

What if I just... didn't go? I don't care about "bonding" with the people on my hall and I don't want to hear their shilling for traveling abroad or clubs or whatever. I know it's not going to be anything important or worth my time.
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Then don't go. No one cares.
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>>35050720
this. what are they gonna do, ground you? you're in college, tell that cunt RA of yours to fuck off
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>>35050720
>>35050720
fucking this, what're they gunna do kick you door down? pretend to be asleep, if your RA knocks on your door ignore it. Easy win nigga.

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What can you tell me about female drug dealers?
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>>35050582
They start flaking once they've sucked enough dicks.
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>>35050582
They want you to have sex with them so you keep going back to buy
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>>35050602
>>35050609
I just want to buy molly tho

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>Communication with people outside of the Window grows increasingly strenuous. When the IQ difference is too big, some ideas cannot be communicated at all, no matter how much time the more intelligent of two dialog partners invests.

>When we zoom into the curve, we can even see that at 147 IQ points (3.1), highly intelligent people start to get massively underrepresented in Academia. Wherever the brightest people on this planet go, it's not research and education.

>tfw too intelligent to have relationships
>tfw too intelligent to be successful
>tfw too intelligent for academia
http://www.t3x.org/iq/window.html
it is a tough feel bros, the meme is real.
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tasty oregano bump
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>>35050562
>When the IQ difference is too big, some ideas cannot be communicated at all, no matter how much time the more intelligent of two dialog partners invests.
alright dude

give me an example of something a 160 IQ person would say, that a 130 IQ person would absolutely not understand
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>>35051164
>tfw no gf

the preceding was an original comment

So i had some weird shit dream today. Basically i had two nocturnal emissions. How do i redo that? It felt fucking amazing.
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please rpely pleasre
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>>35051019
eewrrewrwerwrewrwewerewrrwerwew
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>>35051494
you better rpely fas tm mtwekwtgwt

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>Click verify once there are none left.
>If there are none, click skip.
>Select all images with a store front.

Enough. Take me to the reCaptcha offices now.
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>>35050548
>Select all images with trees.
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Has anyone else noticed that the first one fails 99.9% of the time
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>tfw they load more in but the squares now load slowly

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Hello I really need help badly I lost someone I loved. I need advice. If I go to mental hospital and say I need help will they take me in as inpatient for a little while and will they give me any drugs or relaxants or anything at all to help me stop feeling what I am feeling or at least will they have someone with me who won't abandon me and will listen please help serious please help me
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Help me please. I really need someone who will help please please.
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Hi help me please please please please please help me please help please please please.
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>>35050370
>will they give me any drugs or relaxants
Probably nothing fun when they find out you're a drug-seeker
At best they'll give you antipsychotics which will just make you unpleasantly heavy and extremely tired while giving you no relief from negative emotions

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Is there any more Japanese style ASMR like this in English?

I don't know where to go looking for this specific type of stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RFBJG2l9eY
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I dunno but have a bump my good sir
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sadly there only very few (if any) of that type at all
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>>35051377
Can you link any you know of.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s02boHv4q6Sc

I look forward to your replies
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>>35050302
random image self bump
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>>35050302
Your tempo ruins it
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>>35050709
What tempo would you use?

>feel watched by something or someone 24/7
>seriously think people are laughing at me or conspiring to prank and make fun of me
>constantly remember shameful stuff from school and high school

Give me your diagnosis
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faggotism lvl 2 i assume...
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>>35050293
Probably FEMA/NSA controlled nano spy bots inside your brain.
prognosis you are fucked.
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>>35050320

I am straight in fact i want a gf

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Can I be Jewish and a robot?
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All Jews are automatic robots.

Except if you're a fake European Jew. Then you're just a liar with a mutilated dick.
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I tell people I'm Jewish but I'm actually Muslim

Nobody ever questions me on it.
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>>35050275
As long as you
>don't participate in the community
> dont go to a temple more than once every 3 years >your particular flavor of judaism doesn't guarantee you a wife through arranged marriage
>have autism or genetic disease
you can absolutely be a robot

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