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I did, but it was a ham goblin, not as much as a beast (thicc, as it goes by today).
You manage that by going out. I know, madness.

im a NEET and I have a GF, but im a very manipulative person and probably have mental problems that makes me not give a fuck about anything, she probably sees me more like a reclusive criminal or something then as a nerd NEET
she often talks about how she wants to get a good job so I can stay need and do whatever I want, but i dont know how long this shit will last

>>35051996
my neighbor is a NEET and has a gf, but he's tall and attractive

>>35051994
>in australia is currently 1:30am
no
this is in perth, most of australia is 2 or 3 hours ahead you fag

>>35052080
>Return
perth is still aus you cunt

>>35052102
you people are barely human, if you didnt export your mineral wealth into our good cities we would kick you out

I would be glad that my dad is talking to me

>>35051960
haha my friend tried to get me to double team some hooker with him so i could lose my virginity

um, can mine be asian plz

>>35051945
black is better

Im just used to yotsuba, evrything looks weird when its not yotsuba

>>35051945
>and why is it tomorrow?
Strains the eyes least in a dark room.

should furries be forced to be cooked alive inside of a brazen bull?

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>>35051940
Should furry gays be executed by pistol shot?

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Should ugly boys be forced to become anime girls? (Yes)

>>35051899
i tried to create a cat trap on aa2

>>35051899
>woke up at 9am, stayed in bed until 11
>had oatmeal and a fruit smoothie for breakfast
>shitpost here
>went out for a tan, pretty gay but feels great
>went to supermarket, made a list of healthy food for my new diet
>back home, biggest sense of accomplishment in weeks
>currently writing this shit no one cares about

>wake up instead of dying in my sleep
>days off to a bad start
>had a really weird dream
>go to sixthform
>first session bullied by teacher and chad
>skip a bit
>in canteen
>chad gets up
>take his seat so i can sit next to my only friend
>chad comes back
>"oi anon you cunt get out of my chair"
>"jesus christ dude ask nicely"
>"get the fuck off" he says fucking manhandling me
>jesus christ i was just leaving anyway
>fuck this guy
>he goes to sit down
>i kick the chair leg
>gotem
>he spilt water on himself
>he angrily caresses my face (literally)
>he grabs a segment of my sandwich and throws it in a bin
>"thats my sandwich are you retarded or something"
>chad is really angry
>"get the fuck out anon"-chad
>"its just a fucking joke cunt"-me
>"what are you gonna do hit me"-chad
>i walk off
how did i do robots
>rest of day was uneventful

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>>35051876
>what was it /r9k/

Argued in support of atheism with the teachers

>>35051876
I did nothing in high school

And that's what makes me cringe

Wear my furry ears and tail to my Communications class and give a 15 minute speech on the Furry Fandom.

>>35051708
>tfw old as Gordon freeman
>tfw no theoretical physics degree
>tfw no qt asian-fu waifu
fug

>>35051725
>asian-fu

Aren't they kind of ugly without makeup?

>>35051818
the fu bit a mixture of white and Asian blood and some alien techonogly
fixes that fugly bit and makes her best waifu.

Fritter my life away with a dead end job, masturbation, video games, and anime

>>35051556
Pretty much just some gay sex, and honestly doesn't bothers me at all.

smoked crack one time, not sure if they're mad about that though

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>>35051520
i'd fuck the hell out of the white one

>>35051570
She seems like the type of girl who wouldn't say anything if I just walked up to her when she's alone and touched her boobs. She'd just stand there uncomfortably.

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>>35051857
doesn't seem like she's working with much up top but still cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Mcgdq3CUA

>>35051474
>he doesn't want to rest his hand on his waifu's superior udders

>>35051474
If I was some faggot ass 12 year old

>>35051474
That's digusting . Imagine that thing soaking up your sweat and cum.

what the fuck

ive been playing a star wars game for about 8 years now and i only have about 2000 or something, maybe less

I probably have much more but in minecraft.

multiply that by the minimum wage.

>>35051324

How supposed to advice with no example ?

Silly OP

You're jerking off too much if you can only get off to degenerate shit that hits you with post-cum regret.

Retards will tell you nofap is a meme but this is only true if you're a dumbfuck who attributes all his personal problems to wanking. Going a full month without jerking off (and with as little looking at porn as possible) should "reset" your brain and allow you to get turned on by basic shit again.

>>35051498
Nothing specific, just vanilla porn doesn't do it for me

>>35051203
I'll give you a free bump my autistic friend.

>>35051203
In the eyes of the law I am

>>35051203
here :D jokin but prob smbdy who reats this, shit shouldnt have post that

>darknet
>risky
LOL

>>35051101
I post on r9k and I'm a pussy. What else is new?

>>35051086
Wait for it.... alcohol is all that's available most places over the counter that works. Period. Nothing else available.