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i have a had bod but never held a grills hand and im boutta graduate hs (u can be 18 in hs nigger mods)

Stop being so angry all the time and maybe you can go on a date and have sex too.

I cannot possibly imagine how horrible of a person you would have to be to have never gone on a date.

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Sleep, anon, sleep...you poor thing.

>>35052869
post more depressed looking anime girls

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>>35052908
Just wanted to get it off my chest
orig

>>35052753
I've always wondered...do you think he got hard listening to this?

I've might also have gone crazy if I had to hear my sister cucking me every night.

>>35052753
Why didn't he just fuck his sister? smdh

>>35052745
Shave your armpits, famalam.

>Grab towel
>Grab another towel
>Grab a third towel
>Don't stop grabbing towels
>Stuff 2 towels into each shirt

Now you have sweaty towels.

>>35052745
Stop wearing shirts
Get your sweat glands lasered off

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well, how big is it OP?

>>35052739
lmao dicklets never learn

>>35052739

Very harsh. Fuck that bitch.

Post screenshots of chat please?

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>>35052712
what does a 20 yr old know about real feels

get the frick out of here you butthead

>>35052712
If I told you it just lead to more pain
But I'll never forget the day
July 11,2015
Never forgive
Never forget

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>>35052712
I'm a 25 year old college drop-out, a USMC veteran, have a violent criminal history, and in addition to an abundance of other mental illnesses I'm an exclusive necrophile.

I can live with getting kicked out of the military for being too mentally ill to serve.

I can understand dropping out of school and ruining perfect grades because I was so sick that I couldn't even handle community college for more than a year.

I can tolerate never working at a job for more than a year because of my paranoia, difficulty with others and the constant mental anguish that's only worsened by being in public.

I can handle spending 9 fucking years trying to get competent mental health support from countless psychologists, psychiatrists, social workers, therapists, forensic specialists, etc. I can stomach all of the medication I've tried and suffered through to get to where I'm at now.

I'm actually, really, honest to God in the best place I've ever been in my entire life. I finally got a good job that I can tolerate, I've had therapy and meds for my OCD and bipolar disorder, I've busted my ass to be independent all these years and not stop working for a second on improving myself.

I need two posts for the feel, the main feel:

>>35052516
how many boys have u had sex with whore
we're gonna use u and dump u

>women actually have their pick of virgin men
>all they have to do is not be complete brainwashed bellends who only crave Chad

>>35052550
>all they have to do is not be complete brainwashed bellends who only crave Chad
>implying they would do that
>implying they wouldn't sit there with the thirsty stem guys just to talk about her make-up and shit, and cry on their shoulders when Chad pumps and dumps her

>>35052450
>Not posting the most robot Smiths song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

I never enjoyed music in my life. I dont get these threads

also isnt the smiths very popular with normies? I heard them talk about it all the time.

>>35052524
Smiths are popular with the normies, But they only listen to it when they have self diagnosed "depression" and "Anxiety" which is actually basic human emotions of sadness and nervousness. However I believe there is two types of robot's. Those that have no emotion; and those who have to much emotion which robots bury deep inside and then they forget where they buried it and become robot's. Personally I believe I am the second type, And music allows me to feel some emotion.

>>35052415
OP, if you must ask this question here then you are legitimately retarded.

When was the last time you had unprotected anal sex?

>>35052415
Why don't you go to a lab and do the test? It takes a couple of minutes

>>35052386
But they're not cute

do u have moar
origniblox

Honest question, do traps have the same standards for men as women have? For obvious reasons they can't get every man they want, so, what do they look for? WHERE do they search? Do they gather in midnight underground clubs or circlejerking?

>>35052336
I used to eat that several times a week before I dropped out of college.

Here's another god-tier fast food item for those who like BBQ sauce.

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>>35052336

Spicy asiago, no tomato

Baconator is also good if you hate yourself.

t. former wendy's slave

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>>35053167
whoops wrong image/burger

Classical music: if your work involves numbers or attention to detail
Workers were better at solving mathematical problems when listening to classical music, which improved accuracy by 12pc compared to listening to no music at all. Classical music was also the second best genre for general accuracy and spell-checking, the study found.

Pop music: if your work involves data entry or working to deadlines
Participants listening to pop music completed data entry tasks 58pc faster than when listening to no music at all. Pop was also found to be the best music genre for spell-checking quickly, and, alongside dance music, produced the fastest overall performance for getting work done. It cut mistakes by 14pc, compared to not listening to music.

Ambient music: if your work involves solving equations
Famously described by the musician Brian Eno as needing to be as ignorable as it is interesting, ambient music led to the highest level of accuracy for respondents completing tasks involving equations.

Dance music: if your work involves proof-reading and problem solving
This genre resulted in the highest overall accuracy and fastest performance across a range of work tasks. Participants listening to dance music produced more accurate results in spell-checking, solving equations and tackling tricky mathematical word problems, increased proof-reading speed by 20pc and were able to complete abstract reasoning tasks more quickly.

Come on you fucking asshats
It can't be that a thread about something else then >tfw no gf or "oh no chas fucked my oneitis"

Tell me: are you really not interested in enhancing your knowledge

>>35052637
no we are not. now shut your whiny ass up alright?

>>35052098
it is also meaningless to deal with it, so it sort of deals with itself

>>35052098
I have alot of meaningless sex to deal with the meaninglessness of life.

>>35052098
Why does life have to have meaning? Why can't things just be?

>>35052071
I have never played a video game.
I am not a filthy fucking degenerate.

>>35052100
what're you some kinda third worlder

when I bought a playstation instead of a nintendo

Yoshi's Island will forever be the shit though

You mean as the ""girl"" right.

I dont care as long as she has white children

don't engage the race bait just move along