File: oh dog.jpg (54KB, 533x532px) Image search:
[Google]
54KB, 533x532px
Well, fembots? Explain yourselves.
10 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Thanks Allah!
>>
File: IMG_1264.png (47KB, 986x860px) Image search:
[Google]
47KB, 986x860px
>>35055412
I'd shag most dogs over most hajis
>>
>Allah honoured you with a beautiful face
I think Allah fucked that up a little bit.
Anonymous
Autistic High school moments 2017-02-22 08:51:29 Post No.35055366
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Autistic High school moments 2017-02-22 08:51:29 Post No.35055366
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1482518375648.jpg (124KB, 360x636px) Image search:
[Google]
124KB, 360x636px
Autistic High school moments
Anonymous
2017-02-22 08:51:29
Post No. 35055366
[Report]
[View this topic]
>Be me
>15 years old
>In geography class
>We talk about extreme conditions and how they affect wildlife or some bullshit
>Some girl asks the teacher a question (forgot what it was)
>The teacher starts giving examples of extreme environments
>The girl still doesn't understand
>She points at Russia and says
>"What lives in Siberia"
>I shout out
>COMMUNISM
19 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1487726028048.jpg (57KB, 645x773px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 645x773px
>>35055366
Someone please tell me Malena morgan is actually a lesbian. It's not just acting right?
>>
>>35055366
I would have had a proper chuckle
>>
>>35055366
>"What lives in Siberia"
>I shout out
>COMMUNISM
That's actually funny Anon
File: 1487026948160.jpg (438KB, 2048x2773px) Image search:
[Google]
438KB, 2048x2773px
>Why did you want to meet me at this hour? This better not be a confession of love.
11 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Nah, you gonna die bitch.
>>
>>35055358
what anime is this from desu
>>
>>35055734
shingeki no naruto
File: __kuroki_tomoko_watashi_ga_motenai_no_wa_dou_kangaetemo_omaera_ga_warui_drawn_by_tamarin_mikezo__sample-5b3d507a43021d2717c7d0c7029eed2c.jpg (143KB, 849x774px) Image search:
[Google]
143KB, 849x774px
> Be me
> grow up with access to all kinds of porn. 3d porn, hentai, erotic fiction, you name it.
> try to get laid, yet can't due to being beta and too feminime
> become hornier
> masturbate a lot. Every day, multiple times.
> starts to get into traps, fascinated by them.
> love yaoi
> imagine what it would be like to be someone's little spoon while he pokes my butt and tells me that he loves me
> still loves traps, still attracted by women.
> sexually confused
> try to put things into my boypussy, enjoy the feeling, do it while masturbating.
> feelsgood.jpg
> become more and more depraved
> Be banned from multiple online-forums due to excessive lewd-talk
> blacklisted by people I used to know because I wanted to erp with them
> Have to restrain myself when outside
> mfw I no longer care about hiw much of a degenerate I am because I enjoy it.
Who else accepts and loves their degenerate side?
9 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35055301
I wish I could everytime I cum I'm disgusted in myself
>>
File: why porn is bad.png (408KB, 1907x2074px) Image search:
[Google]
408KB, 1907x2074px
You probably already know this, Anon, but pornography is bad for you. Pic related is a long read but it help me quit it for good.
>>
>>35055301
Write something utterly degenerate about sucking a cock
File: qt (88).jpg (119KB, 640x640px) Image search:
[Google]
119KB, 640x640px
>tfw no post-ironic junkie gf
7 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
is that Jellybean? yeah, she needs 400 layers of make up and filters to hide that meth face.
>>
drugs r bad anon
>>
File: 1445714285546.jpg (44KB, 500x601px) Image search:
[Google]
44KB, 500x601px
I don't know what "post-ironic" is but I'm a recovering junkie.
File: tumblr_matw1nyHqz1qivdybo1_500.gif (301KB, 500x281px) Image search:
[Google]
301KB, 500x281px
Back of neck is injured, stiff neck, nausia, dizziness, tightness in a lot of different muscles sometimes. Feel fatigued etc.
I need to let it heal. In the meantime can I just do arms, simple stuff like curls and extentions without antagonizing my injury?
pls help.
t.2 year lifter, 27 years old.
17 Posts / 8 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35055209
Try heavy weight shrugs, It should help
>>
try taking cbd oil. It's legal in all 50 states and in most 1st world countries.
>>
File: 5186cc1a569e25fd887d6dca8b813a2e.jpg (34KB, 391x560px) Image search:
[Google]
34KB, 391x560px
>>35055304
>cbd oil
I can get some off amazon but its expensive. Does it really work? Oral ingestion I assume?
>>35055274
>heavy weight shrugs
Even walking can exacabate my neck I doubt this is a good idea, but thanks.
File: WataMote.Tomoko-Kuroki-Android-wallpaper.1440x1280.jpg (237KB, 1440x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
237KB, 1440x1280px
Does penis size matter to all girls? I have 4.5 inch and 4 inch girth dick
67 Posts / 8 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35055172
*4.5 inch long
>>
>>35055172
Yes I am 8.2 by 7 and all the chicks I have fucked loved it, the down side is anal is near to none and no BJs cuz small mouths. They like being stretched and its more of a mental thing seeing a big cock.
>>
>>35055172
I'm a girl and I have a 6 inch dick. Doesn't really matter to me.
File: 1487725900369.png (7KB, 645x773px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 645x773px
Do women wear panties with their skirts?
9 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35055133
Half do half don't. Its a preference that some of them have. I read up about it recently and apparently some girls don't do it because it makes them feel free and feels hot and risky to do.
>>
Most women/girls wear tight shorts under them, don't believe in the Anime meme
>>
>>35055146
Interesting
>>35055170
I don't watch anime so I'm not sure which meme you're referring to. Do anime girls wear panties with their skirts or do they go pantieless?
File: IMG_4622.jpg (53KB, 569x506px) Image search:
[Google]
53KB, 569x506px
>tfw fell for the "just get fit bro" meme
>bought an expensive gym membership
>first day in the gym I blew out my rectum deadlifting
Robots weren't build to get fit
16 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35055106
Assholes shouldn't be doing deadlift's
>>
File: 1487382988606.jpg (25KB, 400x386px) Image search:
[Google]
25KB, 400x386px
>>35055106
>I blew out my rectum deadlifting
Kek is this actually a thing?
>>
>>35055106
ITT: Faggot makes shit up
File: sad feels.jpg (134KB, 682x1023px) Image search:
[Google]
134KB, 682x1023px
>tfw too ugly to be the qt gf
13 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35054913
Girls are qt by default.
>>
>>35054913
It requires a huge amount of defects to be ugly as a girl.
Maybe you shall post a picture and receive more attention than what you came here for?
>>
>>35055010
have you met this russian girl,
File: images (34).jpg (9KB, 300x255px) Image search:
[Google]
9KB, 300x255px
>mom found the portable practice gf
Love is over.
6 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1484534347576.jpg (50KB, 657x527px) Image search:
[Google]
50KB, 657x527px
>Father's uncle's sister in law found my smegma socks
The future ends today
>>
File: 1462457777178.jpg (44KB, 604x604px) Image search:
[Google]
44KB, 604x604px
>My chad dad found the cum-splatted plush bed
It's over.
>>
>great grammy found the cum mushrooms
>fucking normies attracted to human womynz
>ahahahahahahahahahahaha
>fucking kill yourselves faggots.
>2d furry waifu:
>cute
>loyal
>not retarded
>typical western woman:
>ugly
>will cheat with an individual of coal skin at first occasion
>retarded
u mad 3d bois?
7 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 11_229_u18chan.jpg (354KB, 958x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
354KB, 958x1200px
Posting my waifu in this epic le thread
>>
>>35054870
kekkity get on my level faggot.
>scalies are furry-tier master race.
>>
File: 0ef74cb5626fb6dafab109a75509e.jpg (170KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
170KB, 1280x720px
>>35054870
Fuck forgot to include image.
File: 1470410313440.jpg (28KB, 320x320px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 320x320px
>5'6" white manlet
>7/10 pretty good looks. nice facial hair
Should I be able to ask girls out in class without being completely hopeless? The only girls I've ever been with asked me out.
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
It's just a numbers game. Keep spamming girls until one accepts. The more you do it, the more the probability she will accept approaches 1.
>>
>>35054792
>>5'6" white manlet
Lol no hope
>>
>>35054792
>The only girls I've ever been with asked me out.
You're probably a little higher than a 7/10 if girls are asking -you- out
File: 1483308851307s.jpg (8KB, 208x250px) Image search:
[Google]
8KB, 208x250px
Why was 4chan all messed up last evening? I couldn't post a thread or images and I almost had a breakdown and killed myself.
16 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35054766
/r9k/ was being raided by trap posters
>>
>>35054788
wrong, it was being invaded by anti-trap shills
>>
they freeze it for the cops sometimes
File: 1111111111.png (794KB, 1025x968px) Image search:
[Google]
794KB, 1025x968px
BRAAAAPosters are the most powerful race on earth.
8 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35054765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_betrayal
greatest day of my life
>>
File: 14452345R2.webm (2MB, 720x720px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 720x720px
>>35054765
I'd literally bury my face in that ass, and clean her pooper with my tongue
>>
File: 5376 - abuse hugg oc safe yuntay.jpg (132KB, 836x585px) Image search:
[Google]
132KB, 836x585px
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP, my friend.