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Sit when you pee.
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I already do, even when I go to bars
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>>35056788
I stand and piss whenever I'm out of the house, but when I'm home I sit down. I was bought up this way because my parents said that otherwise I'd get piss over the seat.
Is this weird?
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>>35058019
Not really.
I mostly do it because i'm lazy.
And why risk having my foreskin fuck up my pee stream and get the seat all wet?
It's like picking our noses, we all do it when we are in private....right?
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Femanon here
>tfw no sweet insecure nerdy bf
why life? should i kill myself?
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>>35056600
I'm here femanon. What's your email?
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Do it pussy pull the trigger no balls
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I am, kinda.
But you only want a Chad with glasses so I'm not going to bother lol.
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I'm so happy right now. My normie roommate's girlfriend's friend is willing to make out with me on Friday.
The only problem is I don't know what to do with my tongue. Can a fellow robot help me out with some videos of people making out? Or even an explanation?
I already know to take charge, put my hand on the back of her neck, lower back, and ass if she likes it. My roommate even said if I get her horny enough, I could get a blow job. But I'm not excepting too much.
Even though she knows I've never kissed a girl, I still want to impress her. She's a solid 7/10.
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so your roommate is letting you cuck him?
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>>35056603
No, it's his girlfriend's friend.
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you jam your tongue into her mouth and lick the thing that dangles at the back of the throat.
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Why do you hate people? Was it something you were born with or was it something you learned?
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I don't hate people
I hate myself
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learned
I was raised with to give way more empathy, kindness and respect to people than they ever remotely deserve. most people are putrid shit
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>>35056567
I don't hate people, I hate myself. Sometimes my ego tells me it's other peoples' fault, but I at least consciously know the truth of it.
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do you have small hands? 2017-02-22 09:52:23 Post No.35056534
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you would probably already know since you look terrible in clothes
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that picture is more like if you have small forearm
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>>35056534
>that average hand
learn to anatomy jesus
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>>35056944
average hand
>that would be like 12 inches for me from the start of the palm to the end of my middle finger
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Edgiest moment in your life 2017-02-22 09:48:11 Post No.35056469
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Edgiest moment in your life
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>Be me
>Edgelord supremo
>MLK day coming up
>Know I'm moving schools the next day
>Timetoact.jpg
>Steal a bunch of toilet paper from bathroom
>Make KKK costume
>Go to school carrying duffel bag
>Costume inside
>Put costume on
>Run around halls Naruto style singing racist songs
>Deep southern accent and glasses hid my identity
>Some fag said he did it
>Mfw he got his ass beaten
>Mfw no one knows I did it
>Mfw the fucktards didn't put cameras in the bathroom
>Mfw I won
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>>35056469
>in ethics exam
>question about discrimination against blacks
>write how it can't be discrimination if they're sub human
>exam board calls up the school and told them about my paper
>put in counselling for a month
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>>35056571
>lmao
>I should've been edgier
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>>35056571
i did something similar but with jews
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>you will never have a friend, girlfriend, mentor, or partner to motivate you to work on your projects and pursuits
>you will always be too low-energy and apathetic to do anything on your own
>you will always waste every day perpetually frustrated by your own idleness and uselessness
>you will never amount to anything and you will have lived through your misery for nothing
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fucking kill me already
It's not fair
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>>35056383
What projects and pursuits OP?
And what sort of motivation are you looking for?
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>>35056383
True.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyiQEzOY9bU
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would you date a fat asian ?
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>>35056382
Ehm no
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>>35056382
no but I'd fucker
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holy kek
can that thing even walk??
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>TFW always the smartest person in the room
>tfw smarter than everyone on r9k
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>>35056379
whats your iq ?
orgendo
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>>35056402
Doesn't take a very high IQ to surpass the intellect of everyone on /r9k/.
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>>35056402
170 taken at the IQ lab. I also have numerous educational accolades and will be graduating top of my class in may.
How many weaker men do I need to fuck before I start feeling secure in my own masculinity? Not gay btw.
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sauce pls I am begging you
also, 6 more.
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Until you can work your way up to fucking men who are older or bigger than you.
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>>35056474
https://nhentai.net/g/75781/
Always happy to take a fellow anon down the rabbit hole
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ITT: Draw Cat Pepes
Draw your best Pepe (or Wojak) and then turn it into a cat
http://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/#edges2cats
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>>35056357
Fucking christ anon, that is creepypasta worthy.
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>tfw no lasaga
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hehe yes, i am a very smug kitty
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I want to be a more like a MANLY MAN /r9k/, how can I do that? I'm too feminine for a boy.
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>>35056308
>Animegirl.gif
We all know this is just you baiting for erp
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>>35056308
>not just becoming a qt trap
reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>35056342
A rare good frogpost. This is a barely veiled pederasty thread.
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>tfw not suicidal
>tfw still wouldn't mind not waking up the next time I go to sleep
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>>35056300
Apathy is a bitch.
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>>35056300
Stop having 00 dubs and taste your freedom.
Next time you wake up make pancakes.
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>>35056300
>tfw you wouldn't mind dying
>tfw you're too much of a pussy to do it yourself
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*blocks your path*
DO YOU SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO ANIME?
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>>35056285
No, I'm not a gay
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>>35056285
Fuck off you dumb, junkie whore
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>>35056285
>? "wtf"
>"mumble n-no."
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oh rose
what do you think she's up to right now
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with her horse i wonder?
i wish i were your horse, it's not fair
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Probably riding n8ns hard dick before drifting off to a relaxing sleep in his arms.
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>>35056282
Does rose have a vagina (feminine penis)