Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9419. page

>>35057381

and here you are adding another shitty thread to the pile.

>>35057415
Ive got nothing originally better to do

>>35057415
OP is not wrong. Find a single row in the catalog without sex/trap related topics.
Where are the interesting discussions and greentexts of old?

>>35057317
Ok? You're also a faggot, so what?

>the front page of Reddit is all of Reddit

Man 4chan is one stupid hacker

>>35057317
so does everyone on 4chan, they just pretend not to because everyone else on 4chan pretends not to

File: NiggerKnowYourPlace.jpg (89KB, 468x462px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 468x462px

>>35057149
und DEUS VULT
motherfukkas!!!

File: JeansyMadAsFuck.jpg (90KB, 900x736px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 900x736px

Reportiere ein.

>1. wird das jemals enden?

Hab mich eben so gefreut auf den Faden und dann das.

>2. seid ihr willens diesen kamof durchzustehen

An die Waffen!

>3. ihr wisst schon hier leider keine umlaute

Ich versuche meine bestes.

>4. Musiktip (optional)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

File: Onee#.png (701KB, 575x586px) Image search: [Google]

701KB, 575x586px

Eliza toptier
>1. wird das jemals enden?
Bleiben hier
>2. seid ihr willens diesen kamof durchzustehen
Ja
>3. ihr wisst schon hier leider keine umlaute
Leider?
>4. Musiktip (optional)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jDfZcCpsEk

>>35057132
Fuck off, disguised trap poster.

File: Shana.jpg (41KB, 468x702px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 468x702px

>>35057132
>There are no passable traps. Prove me wrong.
you cannot teach those who won't listen

even if you were shown passable traps it wouldn't change your mind

>>35057132
Since passing is a subjective viewpoint then it's impossible and your question is invalid

>>35057088
watur is wet

>>35057088
Yeah... so?
What's new?

>be human being
>lack self-awareness
>think you're being cute
>your reptilian mind is in fact telling you to find a mate
Disgusting.

File: 1465262713140.jpg (69KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 600x800px

No. She's so piggish and ugly. I like a nice natural girl.

>>35057056
Gondola is female perfection.

She is as close as 3d gets.

File: chloe2.jpg (58KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 1080x720px

she's definitely a qt op

orgiano

File: 11353035_648788838589039_826661763_n.jpg (71KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 640x640px

t's the same old thing as yesterday

That's my soul up there

T H E P O L I C E D E S U

u fags who want a brown gf realize that if u can't get a basic white gf there's not a snowball's chance in hell of u getting a brown gf

brown grills SUPER want masculine guys, like REALLY masculine

I believe that life is worth enjoying as long as you put the effort, but if humanity had to disappear tomorrow, I wouldn't care. I too feel this temptation for annihilation, inexplicably.

>>35057020
Perhaps the comodity got us into this point, you barely have to put in any effort whatesoever into anything nowdays, maybe the aspirations that we have that one day robots will suck our dicks is what makes us miserable, maybe the humanity realized its at the end in the survival game not needing to do anything anymore to survive.
So maybe it exists deep in our brains or souls or whatever a part that concerns itself with ''fairplay'', and at this point we use cheat trainers and there is no fun playing the game anymore.

Cant people have disscutions on this site anymore if the thread is not a line of text with a picture of questionable pornography attached?

>>35056960
I dont have one

I did fuck my half-brothers half sister tho

File: 8976756.jpg (22KB, 488x488px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 488x488px

>Chad and Stacy siblings made out at a party

>>35056960
>Ancient Egypt
>Incest is encouraged, fucking your Mom and sister is okay
>Fashionable for hot girls to walk around topless or naked
>Beer, bread, pork, and onions were the major food staples. Onions killed all the pig bacteria, so rare porksteaks were a thing
>Body hair is waxed off so less gross people with hairy butts
>Everyone has cute kittycat friends because they think cats ward off evil spirits
>The Jews were all slaves

Truly a patrician society. Shame the Romans and Arabs took such heavy shits upon it.

File: 1487543418407.jpg (686KB, 1012x1432px) Image search: [Google]

686KB, 1012x1432px

Not too good..falling back into severe depression.
Tried to be productive but didn't quite work out.
Someone save me before it's too late.

>>35056956
I-I'm holding in there h-haha

I lost my debit card and had ~1000 pounds stolen from me which was fun. At least i live on less than my income but it would've been nice if that hadn't happened.

I'm also getting fined 200 pounds because my bathroom has got some sort of mold growing it which the university wont tolerate.

Status quo besides this. Haven't spoken a word in about 2 days, haven't eaten today and haven't seen sunlight for about 2 days either.

File: 1487296888720.jpg (68KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 633x758px

KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

File: 003.png (548KB, 623x630px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 623x630px

The roasted has become the roastie

>make fake tindr profiles using pictures of male models
>pretend to have high paying careers
>get tons of matches
>set up about a dozen girls a week to meet at places and no one shows up
>have been doing this the past 2 years
>probably wasted the time of around a thousand girls

>>35056924
>be attractive redpilled MGTOW
Translation:
>Be obese, autistic faggot

>They will even give you deeper conversations than other enlightened humans a lot of the time but they will always service you to the best of their abilities and are programmed to deeply care for you.
>It has become common philosophy that there is no intellectual difference between a human and AI other than their ability to enter meat space
>after countless orgasms with near perfect AI waifus you want to relax so you watch the pilot of a new series that was created by your personal TV-AI - that creates new shows with your subconscious and conscious desires in mind - and you absolutely love it
>In fact this is the best show you have ever seen but their is only one episode
>order for the completion of the series and immediately start watching it in real time, because the speed of production is faster than your consumption. You marathon this flawless 60 episode series and left feeling very satisfied.
>You still visit meat space to laugh at all the idiots who still haven't accepted the enlightened state
>your life is more luxurious than even the richest billionaire in this world, and the idiot normies continue to live here in order to preserve "what is real" as they argue. Not understanding true bliss, not realizing they just want to stay the social upper class while unwittingly to them they have become the lower class. A new amish.

Rejoice my brothers, the upheaval is coming. Soon women in particular will lose whatever hold they still have over men. AI will reach a point where unless you are told it's an AI, you won't be able to distinguish it from another human. Pretty much every expert in the topic agrees and those that take into account the exponential nature of computing power, have realized that it will happen within the next decade. 10 more years and we can connect with someone on a deep level without fear of judgement, without ridicule, and with enamored interest in us. I repeat:

AI AT HUMAN LEVEL WILL BE REAL BY 2029

the technoutopian posthuman angels will remember us as the wretched miserable denizens of old hell, who suffered and died and ceased to exist when our brains rotted to nothing, and they will mourn us

I'd say it's much more likely that we will all be wiped out in a nuclear holocaust, than it is that we will achieve this level of technology. But nice greentext OP, i kinda liked it

>>35056875
you're not going to find people like that outside

robots in general stick to their childhood bedrooms

>>35056875
If you don't know already, then you never will. Reviewbrah doesn't just present himself to the common man.

>>35056875
them pants

you can strap a good dozen backup tendies in them

I'm attracted to fat guy's, but I don't think I will ever love anyone. Is that good enough?

Only if she's fat and she has to settle

>>35056885
Almost. Are you male?

File: 1461203777798.png (31KB, 720x644px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 720x644px

ime ggoin too eats mye ded mothre andd fathire

That's a pleasant Apu.

kewl can i hav sum plz