> Walking on the street
> Someone stops me, asking for directions
> "Go left at the next turn and this is it"
> Its not left its actually right
Who /devilish/ here?
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>>35057824
can't they just turn around and see?
once I came across one of them folks who hand out free newspaper near metro station and I declined his offer when he came up to me
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>have small car
>park in the larger parking spaces meant for people with trucks and shit
Take that normies
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>>35057824
>pissing
>flush but not put back down the seat
>later mom comes into my bedroom and asks me about it
>tell her it's dad
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>make friends
>they ask me to hang out
>they go without me
>say they "forgot" and that they werent on their phones at all today
>bullshit because they are always on their phones when we hang out
>they say they had "private matters" to discuss
>they tell me not to give them an attitude about this even though i was waiting from 10AM to hear back from them until 4PM
Apparently im not allowed to be pissed off or something according to them.
first they "forgot", then they "didnt look at their phones", and then finally "it was a private discussion."
Why did I even bother making friends in the first place?
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holy fuck, i got quads.
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>>35057777
Friends suck, which is why I don't have any. By choice.
Too much work and too much BS like you dealt with.
But you still have friends so you need to leave
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>>35057777
Fuck them then, if they claim to be your friends but don't invite you to do stuff with them but make up excuses afterwards than ditch thoses loosers. Those "friends" you have aren't your real friends, leave that group of friends and find a new pair or create your own. Man up and call them out on it as well
I got banned from /pol/ for saying the mods were covering up lastnights alien leak, for those of who are unaware:
>anon posts high res pictures of aliens not found anywhere else on the Internet
>4chan goes down and some data is wiped
>comes back glitchy as fuck full of bots
>now anyone who is trying to talk about this is getting banned, some even permabanned
I-im scared, hold me anon
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>>35057753
I'm declaring shenanigans
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>>35057753
Did you save the picture?!
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>>35057753
Nice fucking rping faggot post pics
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I was chatting with this fembot i met here and we were really getting along. all of a sudden she ghosts me. I feel lost and want to die. anyone know this feel?
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you must get rid of these human emotions
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>>35057752
Does her name start with "S"?
You're a babycry imo, she's a roastie that'all leave my fucking board u pathetic scum.
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>>35058091
how? i thought i was finally going to make a friend. this hurts too much
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Maybe we could be happy on one of these.
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>>35057663
>TRAPpist
what did they mean by this?
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OMG PLANETS AROUND A STAR IVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE HOLY CRAP WHAT EXCITING NEWS
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>>35057663
B looks pretty good. I could burn and die in the searing heat of the raging sun.
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>one chance at life
>born in socialist norway
why even live
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Bare stem paa Sylvi som statsminister saa skal alt ordne seg
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>>35057660
you live in easily one of the top 10 countries in the world to live in
what on earth are you possibly complaining about?
>uuu we have no crime waaa
>uuu we have welfare waaa
>uuu we have a really high standard of living (highest in the world iirc) waaaa
>uuu we have really low unemployment waaaa
you have nothing to complain about,
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Shut the fuck up you lucky bastard, you live in the most beautiful country in the world. Just start a black metal band or something.
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holy shit have you guys heard of this? Theres a thing called "Lipo Sculpting" , doctors can literally perform laser surgery on you and carve a 6 pack of abs into your body, no need to change your diet or work out ever. im going to save for it, holy shit what a time to be alive
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That doesn't fix your man titties, you estrogen filled faggot
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>>35057654
or you could just spend all that money on booze&games and continue the lifestyle you have
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ever heard of Liposuction?
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>mom is starting to look tired and worn out all the time
N-Not like this mommy
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>tfw my mum told me today that she's on xanax
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>>35057641
>N-Not like this mommy
Not like what?
>>35057662
Take some of them
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>dad used to be this huge imposing figure who did sweet outdoorsy stuff alone and with us kids
>always a bit weird but his heart was in the right place and he did a lot for us despite being a lower middle class single father with chronic health issues
>recently his health problems got worse and worse to the point he can no longer do the things he used to love
>senility is starting to set in
>depressed, grumpy, becoming an asshole
>often talks about looking forward to the sweet release of death
I'm only 25 my dudes I'm not ready for this.
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The world is a dirty place. Why don't you wear one of these surgical face masks like the Japanese do?
They can be quite fashionable and don't let as many particles of shit into your lungs while you walk around in public.
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Even just a plain surgical face mask can fit with any style. You can easily integrate these into your wardrobe. They are cheap and dispensable.
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And there's many styles you can go with other than the plain as well.
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>fashionable
I rock a full NBC suit you fucking pleb
Why don't you just summon a succubus to take your virginity?
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Why can't succubi be real? Or Dullahans
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>>35057552
>succubus
I think you meant to type succubus (male)
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>>35057552
I keep telling satan I'd sell my soul for a gf but he doesn't listen. i guess hes just not real. I also used to tell god that id believe in him if he gave me a gf like eve. but i guess hes also not real.
>>35057750
I think you mean incubus. its one thing to have that stupid meme apply to humans, but its another to mislabel demon types.
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>loser pops up in my discord
>try to find out who this guy is
>he tries to change the subject
>banned them
talk about retards you've dealt with
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Reminder to report steam/discord attention seeking threads on sight
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nobody cares though
sage
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>>35057516
Remilia has nice feet.More?
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I volunteer at a wildlife rehab, and we're going to be giving a presentation on owls at a elementary school tomorrow morning. I'm nervous and uneasy about answering twelve year olds owl questions! Something I should have no problem answering is turning into a huge problem because those children are the first people I've talked to in months that weren't co-workers. This is bad, how do I confidently talk to these children and teachers?
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>>35057500
goooffogozd sfrf
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>>35057500
anon, the kids are going to think that you have a pretty cool job dealing with owls all day. Just be super interested in owls and try to get them super interested in owls. be the crazy owl guy who loves the fuck out of owls. owls are your shit, bud. tell some cool owl facts. show them a clip about rotating owls around and how they keep their heads on a swivel on point 24/7 because they are fuck owls.
Get stoked about the owls and youll do fine.
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2 tall cans of malt liquor + a Xanax = Life of the party.
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>work tries to make me work OT
>I only get paid $13/H so I always decline, I just always apply to better jobs in my spare time
>Manager starts being a bitch and passive aggressive
>Starts giving me the shittiest routes and worst store managers
>I end up calling in to go interviews
>Eventually get one that paid $65k+company car
MFW I now make $20 more than him
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>>35057473
$65k is really nothing to brag about, but good for ya OP
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>>35057502
I know, but the fact I'm making more than him(that's not including bonuses) just feels great
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>>35057502
pretty good for no degree
Why not join us and become MGTOW /r9k/?
Men
Going
Their
Own
Way
There's no reason to date women in the year 2017. You only get hurt.
We're too intelligent to fall for such scams. Break the chains of oppression.
NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGZfwBDlods
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I've been dating the same woman for five years and have found it to be a thoroughly enjoyable experience. Tell me more about how I "only get hurt".
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>>35057592
YOU'LL SEE ONE DAY
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>>35057460
I have been part of the brotherhood since 2014.
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Is it me or are slav girls clearly superior to white girls?
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What makes them superior? They are super slutty, completely moral less and otherwise just as shitty as white girls.
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They're not. They're vapid, gold-digging garbage and you should stay away from them.
t. Slav
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>tfw no russian fembot gf
too bad most of them are ruthless hyperstacies