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I feel like you can have two reactions to women thinking that men are some sort of boogeymen who live lavish lifestyles of raw "privilege."

The first and more immediate reaction is to be defensive, either laughing at them for being retards, or yelling at them for not realizing that they're only focusing on the upper cream, not on all the forgotten duds who are boiled away to produce the cream at the top.

But the second reaction is just pity. Men are basically the backbone and muscle of society, the sinews of life itself. They're the people who maintain infrastructure, build and uphold law & order, do all the basic shit that just makes "the world" keep turning on a day-to-day, second-to-second level. Every time a light switch works, 100,000 no-name men you'll never meet and never care about are somehow involved. Every infrastructure has its CEOs, its mid-level guys who will work themselves to death for a family that breaks up in some divorce anyway, its low-level guys who will die alone, and then the straight-up dregs that will be ground up just to grease the cogs, forgotten suicides, alcoholics, desperate types who just can't handle the grind.

Women look at all this, and they see: "CEOs get whatever they want! >: (! I should get whatever I want, too!"

Women think the world is composed of self-maintaining light switches, apartment buildings that have stood where they stand since the universe began, roads and utilities that are as natural as gravity, garbage and feces that disappears on its own to be replaced by new food, new treats, new iPhones and Tinder apps for them to enjoy. At the top of this eternal world of comfort are a few men who live like kings. At the bottom are the "people," the proletariat: women. And that's it.

Women literally don't know that men who aren't CEOs exist. They live pampered lives in cities, flicking iPhones and being driven from fun event to fun event by non-sentient Uber automata slaves. And it's still not good enough.

full clip
https://vimeo.com/64941331

>>35058807
>a male made this
Part of me is disappointed but the artstyle reminds me of this one music video that I loved so I give it a pass.

https://youtu.be/35235rr3WQs

I'll masturbate to all day long.

>>35058797
Just a reminder that Jupiter is the Chad of all the planets
>much taller than other planets
>can beat up other planets
>made of (superior) gas, as opposed to cucked rock
>meteors (Stacies) go to Jupiter way more often than the other planets

>>35058861
Also
>67 fucking satellites
Bitches get so wet around Jupiter that Europe has a fucking ocean

is made up of 70% water

And it has roughly about 7.1 billion people living on it

And was filled with wonderful animals and creatures to see

>>35058731
I can fix that. Post it.

>>35058731
Try being fucking 32AA, maybe then you'll have something real to be upset about

>>35058731
post kik or throwaway and pictures? im sure people here will fap to your pics

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>>35058670
S tea m friends are lovely

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or coffee

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How about warm shinobu pea

>>35058526
wtf is space aliens
i wish i had something called space aliens in my state

>>35058526
> tfw Yuropoor and we only have McDofarts and Nigger King

God I envy the amerifats.

>>35058617
>tfw all we have are the shitty international american chains, kebab shops, chippies, and the occasional Wimpy
At least Wimpy is okay and the chippies can be good.

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pool's closed desu

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did you guys see those alien pictures? Not sure if the link still works but here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>35058585
sweet tunes, orig

>>35058302
>2016+1
>Trusting a roastie
Lad, you asked for this.

>>35058302
How are you planning on killing yourself desu?

>>35058302
Show us the nudes, chad

I'm normal physically and can manage to interact with people fairly well. However, I am depressive and have obsessive-compulsive disorder. I am also likely autistic and cannot manage eye contact. So, I'm not exactly normal.

normies are actually obsessive cumpulsive social mores observers

they might actually be insane people

I'm 30 and never touched a girl; there's no way I'm normal.

>>35058182
Come on you assholes

mine was gaylord

dunno why tho

People in school used to call me John Hank, not really sure why to this day.

>>35058140
>caring about hair at all

get out please.

I'm 20 and my hair is thinner than it was. No one in my family has gone bald though. I think creatine baldness might not be a meme....

>>35058140
>26
>hair feels thinner on top
>people tell me i'm just being paranoid

Can't even tell anymore.

My parents are retarded

My father is a low IQ NPC

My mom is literally insane

where do they stand?

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>>35058134
>My dad was an ultra-chad
>My mom was a solid stacy, although not as high tier on the normie scale as my dad
>my older sister is an sjw bisexual stacy who has fucked countless girls and guys
>my younger brother got my dad's ultra chad genes and is currently drowning in pussy in high school
>I'm a balding 20 year old virgin with a small dick
I blame my mom, her genes aren't as good as my dad's, and I got most of mine from her.

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>>35058217
>mfw my parents are exactly the same

at least I know why I'm a brainlet

1. Why?

Why would you go from the more attractive gender to the less attractive one?

>>35058187
It's not about being attractive, it's about being comfortable in your own skin. I never felt right being a girl, had shit self confidence, couldn't have normal relationships, hated looking at myself in the mirror, and felt like there was no way I could truly enjoy life without being a man tbqh.

how big is your clit?

>>35058017
Almost forgot who this was

>>35058017
Garrett can you please pick up some condoms for me, I won't use them now but maybe sometime in the future ok?

lmao Garrett does sound like a maximum beta name

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>>35057969
He posted sometime last year aswell

bump because interesting story

another interesting story bump