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Not me, but pic related.
Anyone else have similar issues? It's pretty much ruined my social life in this tiny town. I'm sure everybody knows about it now, and i'm always afraid to walk outside alone without someone I've seen from school noticing me and saying something. I wanted it to be a secret, but I have a real problem with trusting people too much. Especially those that I'd like to think were my "friends". There's only like one girl I know that is okay with it and shes a weeb but I never talk to her much because she always seems to be sad about something and I hate having to deal with that.

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>tfw haven't seen cebby or nipposter

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>tfw beating off to BLACKED instead of going to your job interview

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human decomposition stains thread

>this could end up being you because you could die all alone and no one even bothers to check on you

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I GOT FUCKING LAUGHED AT AT THE GYM TODAY FUCK ALL OF YOU YOU TOLD ME THIS NEVER HAPPENED A BIG MOST LIKELY ROIDED GUY CALLED ME A PUSSY FOR JUST BENCHING THE BAR AND WHEN I WENT TO COMPLAIN TO THE CHAD BEHIND THE COUNTER HE LAUGHED BECAUSE THEY ARE 'BROS' ANDTHEN HE TRIED TO SELL ME PROTEIN

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Why she is so smug?

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> at wedding rehearsal dinner for my dude cousin
> my other cousins husband is a huge jacked Mexican who cucked her with an 11 year old
> he likes to reinforce his strength by wrestling the other dudes at random
> I'm a skinny beta mouse that can barely keep my cool in social situations
> he dolphin dives on my legs and everybody laughs
> I'm shaking and laughing nervously with them but able to hide the fear and humiliation
> walk back to car and he pats me on the back out of nowhere which knocks me forward and scares me
> he just laughs
>a day later after the wedding
>almost family is gathered at my uncles house except the newlyweds obviously
>talking to my older sister who I haven't seen in a while
>meanwhile the obscene bean is hibernating on a comfy chair under a blanket
>continue talking
>suddenly he springs out of his den onto my twig frame and pins me down
>literally everyone watching and completely caught off guard
>trying to escape his pro grip for 5 long minutes
>luckily I can tell no one is laughing at me but rather laughing with me as my family are actually decent people
>finally he lets me go
>BRO YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER NEXT TIME HAHA
> haaa yeah man that scared me hah some scary stuff
>then grabs my old uncle by the legs and wrestles him
>next is my old dad
>actually smacks his hand on a corner and he starts bleeding
>my dad's old but he's tough so he's fine
>everyone thinks this is hilarious
>HAHA I GOT IT ON CAMERA
>haaah yeah I have nothing to lose hah lemme see
>look at the video of my shrimp giraffe neck bobbing up and down in vain trying to escape
>go to the bathroom just sit in silence
>feel like I should cry but don't
>later mexicunt tells me YOUR COUSIN (who got married) USED TO BE REAL SHY AROUND ME LIKE YOU BUT I TACKLED HIM AND HE REALLY OPENED UP AHHA

If there's anyone I hate in my family its the crazy ex wrestler Mexican beaner FUCK
Why do normies think it's funny to throw people around who are obviously little weaklings?

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You got the chance to rawdog this Brazillian Goddess for a whole month who also happens to be clean and infertile

or

Start an innocent relationship with your oneitis which grows over time as a deep meaningful relationship

What do?

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What's for dinner robits 02/22

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YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES YOU'VE GOT GREEN EYES YOU'VE GOT BLUE EYES

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What would you do with a black gf?

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Whenever I get excited or scared I pee myself. If someone startles me I'll wet my pants, or even when I get excited and happy and jumpy I'll wet my pants. It'll also happen when someone yells at me really hard. How can I deal with this without wearing diapers?

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What happened to Tracksuit-chan. Is she just taking a break?

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WAGESLAVES, REPORT IN

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Ohiyou,

Petitioning Heroyuki san to remove this board for good.

It is harboring nothing but depression and suicide among American youths and also it's a redundant shit pile that should not exist.

There is no purpose for /r9k/ and the site as a whole would be better off without it.

Here is a picture of a famous Japanese pornstar for your attention dessu. Domorigato onegato shimouse for listening