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>>35061380
Tfw you fuck up a spoiler because you're a complete fucking idiot

>>35061380
The only thing I wanted out of life was love. Even when I was a kid and had no concept of sexuality this was my dream. I now realise what I thought love was was just a lie. I put all my fucking eggs in one basket and it turned out the basket didn't exist. Now my god damn eggs are on the floor and there is a huge mess to clean up.

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>>35061380
>tfw no gf anymore
>tfw no friends IRL
>tfw NEET
>tfw poor
>tfw lot of mental health problems
>tfw everything is boring
>tfw fat

>>35061312
>imma make you hurt
bbut seriously, all those people for that proposal?
that was a lot of effort just to get embarrassed

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>>35061312

>Woman: Can you please come down?
>Crowd: Be together. Be together. Be together.
>Man: What are you doing?
>Woman: From the very first day I've known you, you kept sending me flowers and were very sweet towards me. I feel very blessed and fortunate. Since the last time we met, I realized that I have fallen in love with you. Shall we get married?
>Man: Are you kidding me?
>Woman: I'm not kidding! I'm serious about this!
>Man: For goodness sake, the virtual world and the real world are two different things. I don't even have a car or a house. You could have look for/marry a much better guy than me.
>Woman: I don't need you to have a car. Here's my car keys. Take it. I also don't need you to have a house. I'm willing to add your name into the Title deed for my house as long as you're willing to accept my proposal.
>Crowd: Accept her proposal! Accept her proposal!
>Man: You're sick!
>Another woman in the background: Wah! How can this guy be like that?! Can you believe this?!

TLDR: Rich Chinese girl met some poor peasant in an online game and fell in love with him, offers him herself for marriage, her money, a new car and her house and he still rejects her.

>>35061814
seems like a sweet deal to me

>>35061302
Not my type, no thanks

*24 hrs*

pasta is good

yeah. i don't care about some third world shitskin.

>>35061298
love Chad and Stacey.

defecated

And cried

It's because they view blacks as less than human and like seeing something that they view as bestiality. Pretty messed up, actually.

I mean....they're insane, right?

>>35061303
thats fucked

origami

>>35061205

>i will know that she had 10 dicks in her mouth

At the same time?

>19yo crying about being a virgin

fuck off until you're at least 24.

>>35061205
Don't kiss her you dumb shit just make yours number 11

>>35061154
Nah, I don't work on Thursdays.

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No I don't lmao.

BECAUSE I'M NOT A WAGEKEK xD

>>35061172
>projection
Quit lying you fucker

>>35061112
>half of japanese aren't having sex
>half of japanese are male

W-who are all these japanese women having sex with?

>>35061140
A minority of men are hogging up all the japanese pussy from the rest of them.

>>35061112
>O P E N Y O U R E Y E S
I SEE
YOUR EYES ARE OPEN

>>35061098
How do I become NEET mustard race?

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Is it a coincidence that NEETs have all this BBC cuck porn saved on their computers that they can edit like this?

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>>35061098
The fact that you even made this image. You fucking sperglord.

>>35061085
you dont want to be cute for a guy bcus theyre likely with you for the short term. you want to look like shit and sell your personality.

>>35061085
Why not?

trainspotting

>>35061085
>can't never be cute

I wouldn't recommend staying in a relationship that started because of how someone looks, it's doomed to fail.
Also are you a girl (male)?

>>35061075
what the hell is wrong with you
Grow up dude

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>order at Subway
>wagecuck asks what type of bread
>tell him white
>he uses wheat
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>manager comes out
>she asks what the problem is
>complain he is a miserable cunt who isn't smiling for the customer and got my order wrong
>get free sub while wagecuck gets a yelling at by his boss

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>>35062112
Wagecucks are there to be our slaves anon, a slave who doesn't do his best to please his master doesn't deserve his job.

My sister is in a wheelchair and I feel bad pushing that on her because I know she'll say yes because I'm all she has.

>>35061097
You are one fucked up pos.I am hoping you made that up.

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because i don't have a sexual qt imouto

>all forearms are the same length

k
I'm tall with long limbs before you try to claim I'm a handlet

>>35060932
>see pic on left
>forearmlets

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>he has the virgin hand

haha you're such a big dumb idiot

Never listen to normalfags just dont.Thier "advice" does not it apply to you if it did you wouldnt be here

I think the idea is less clutter makes you feel less stressed. If you're just miserable I doubt it makes much difference.

>Thinking that penises don't get bigger the more sex you have

Lol

>>35061014

This is true I can account for it

>>35060878
what fucking unga bunga monkey language is this?