Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9409. page

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Is he right? Are you automatically a normie unless you play Yugioh or have a similiar non normie hobby? Cosplay and watching marvel movies or even reading the comics no longer count as being non normie now. Anime is about to cross into the normie arena 100% now. You need something obscure as Yugioh to not be a normie now.

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I don't feel totally comfortable living in the United States anymore. It doesn't seem to be the same anymore. People seem more miserable than ever. The media is manipulating people and it's kind of ruining my optimism. I also feel like more and more people are trapped into poverty. Seeing rich people on media networks being praised all of the time is nauseating to witness. Being kind and moral is not upheld in American society. Being vicious, aggressive and domineering and chasing money and power is praised.

Where should I go?

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Complications with her asthma my gf died about a month ago and Im still feeling so much pain. I go through the letters she sent me with her perfume on them and on one she kissed it with her lipstick so I could know she really put a lot into it and how much she loved me.

Her inhaler wasnt enough to stop the asthma attack and she died before she could get to the door. Apparently she was able to call for help but nobody was able to get in before shit went south.

Words cannot describe how broken I am right now. My mom and my family are in morning. Same with her mom and family and I dont know how to react. This women saved my life and she is gone to me forever, do anyone know what it feels like to know the person you loved so much died alone and scared. Why did I delude myself into thinking I could ever find love, why did I try. If I didnt meet her shed probably be alive to this day. We talked just hours before that shit happened. I was the last person she talked to and all we said was a damn conversation about cartoons and how our days were.

Fuck god and fuck society, this isnt fair how could this world take the person who I gave so much love to away. I want payback I want some compensation you cant just take shit from people and expect them to LIVE HAPPILY ITS NOT FUCKING RIGHT FUCK YOU GOD. I WAS YOUR FUCKING HUMBLE SERVANT. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. THE FAMILY I COULD HAVE HAD, THE CHILDREN AND YEARS WE COULD HAVE SPENT TOGETHER GO TO HELL GOD

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>heading upstairs to go to bed
>pic related drops down from the ceiling
>"My name is Kerry Hunt. You called me roastie. Prepare to die!"

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She's on jeopardy tonight and she cutest cute af

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>There are people who were born after you, lived their lives and died.

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I know you're lurking right now, old robots who broke out and became a functional normalfag but are perusing their old stomping grounds.

So tell us, how did you do it?

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How does it feel to give head? Is it as good as it seems?

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>older brother has blue eyes
>I have brown eyes
I lost the lottery, bots

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>Getting gas
>Go in to pay with cash
>Pajeet working at the register
>Give him 5 dollars and 10 quarters
>Ask him to put it on pump one and slightly turn, getting ready to walk away
>Suddenly he starts yelling at me with an Indian accent
>"HOW MUCH, MAN? HOW MUCH??"
>He is visibly angry
>Confused, I reply, "All of it."
>Try to turn away again
>He's even angrier this time
>"HOW MUCH????"
>I turn back once more and pick up my money and proceed to count it slowly with a monotone voice
>One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...fifty. Seven fifty
>"OK" he replies very calmly
Can a non autist explain to me what just happened? My feelings are slightly hurt.

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anybody else here miss the golden age of Youtube poop from 2007-2009?

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why do i feel so fucking empty r9k? i dont understand.
>on 1000mg of depakote
>makes my hair fall out, but its the only thing that doesnt make me have wild mood swings and go from happy to suicidal to mild in the span of an hour
>50mg of zoloft as well, and 18 mg of concerta
>learning how to draw, know how to do programming, and about to go to college for comp sci, and i love programming and im sure i'd have a nice life with it
>also do meditation for 30 minutes a day, and i exercise as well for an hour a day
>go out of my way to be social now in social settings, now comfortable and at peace whilst talking to strangers
>drinking half my bodyweight in water like i should, and eating healthy as well, and im abstaining from depressing media(eg: i dont listen to depressing songs anymore, i dont watch depressing films anymore)
>still fucking feel empty
>still unhappy
>thinking about the future makes me feel small and afraid, and it makes me feel extremely tired that i have to live so much longer
drawing, reading, and programming, and studying. they make the day go by faster, but they don't fill the fucking void. how do i fucking fill the hole in my chest r9k?

is it love im missing? ive never wanted or desired a romantic interest. i dont really care for it. but maybe thats what i need? maybe thats what my heart wants?

or maybe its fapping? i fap like 4 times a day. should i just go nofap and become a true nomad? isnt nofap unhealthy?

fucking what is wrong with me

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domiate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bich boy to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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DOWNLOOOOOOOAADS

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GOD TIER
>bisexual male

HIGH TIER
>homosexual male
>bisexual female

MEH TIER
>heterosexual female
>homosexual female

SHIT TIER
>heterosexual male

KILL YOURSELF TIER
>asexuaI female
>asexual male