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Wake the fuck up. what happened to you?
Don't tell me you've given up? we've fought each other for over a thousand years we made legends heard to this day, saladin, richard the lionheart, pope urban, ayubid family etc.

we used to fight just for the sake of fighting, because we both were fucking alpha. back then No one was a cuck or a degenerate nu-male sissy scat-fetishist. Get The FUCK up, Go to the Gym, Get Fit and take back your countries from your oligarchs and reinstate Christendom.

Convert your fedora samurai warriors back to the Abrahamic Faith, Stop watching shitty anime and gay porn.

Do you think we enjoy seeing you like this?
sitting there Moping around going waaa
>tfw no gf
Do you think it makes us happy? Of course it doesn't.

>Get Fit
>Convert to Christianity
>Convert others to it
>unite all of europe as a single christian state

as soon as you do that, the muslim world would unify too just like it did during the crusades. terrorism will stop. Israel will be wiped out. we glare at each other across the Mediterranean for the next thousand years.

Christian pilgrims will be allowed to jerusalem just like before, none will be harmed.
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>>35063848
that sounds like a lot of work, friend. I'm gonna pass
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>>35063873
why though? why can't you do it?
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Please don't call yourself a Christian if you're using the name to unite some while further separating others, and much less to promote violence and death of any sort

Call yourself a crusader or whatever you want but a Christian is not what you are.

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>Be 23 year old KV cyborg
>Flirt with 8/10 Stacey from class
>She actually flirts with me back
>Mutual attraction
>Chad roommate sees me with her
>Tells me later she's a mega slut

>First girl you have a chance with is a fucking whore

Why does god do this to me? I'd much rather take a 6/10 that hasn't be fucked by half the god damn fraternity.
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>>35063755
Sluts are great for fooling around, if that's something you're at all interested in. He's just jelly he isn't hitting that. Just don't get too attached in case you get cucked.
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>>35063755
why do robots care if the girl is a whore or not? you fuckers complain all the time about not getting any yet you have this 1950s high standard that a woman needs to be pure. Just give up on that ideal and be happy dude
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>>35063832
I'm not that unrealistic to expect a virgin gf. But there's a difference between having a few ltrs and being dicked down by a bunch of dudes.

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Ask someoneeeeeeeeeee3reeeee on a researchhhhhhhh chemical anythinggggtggggg
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>>35063742
Which one are you on op? Also whats your drug of choice?
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>>35063829

I'm on 25i right now

Why use a drug when all we really need is love who cares if you are rich or poor as long as you're conscioussssssssssssssssssssss and alive that's all that matters don't do anything that will get you killedddddddddddd
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>>35063920
Amazing philosophy dude bro

wooooooooooooooah trippy shit maaaaaaaaaan

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I don't organize any of my folders. It is all unsorted. I save everything to "My Downloads", and it has been growing since 2008.
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i name every single reaction image i save for quick access when i need them. i have a couple purposed folders, but most pictures I just save to "My Pictures" and anything else to Downloads.
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>>35063714
I know that feel t b h lamb
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dump it fampai

is it submissive to let another guy give you a foot massage? I let my friend give me one and I'm worried about the message it sent.
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Don't worry anon, that's just bonding.

What *is* submissive though is giving the foot massage
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>>35063700
>if you're a guy, you're a massive faggot.


honestly, just go get a fucking nuru massage from a qt Asian.

Unless you're into that gay shit, in which case just don't deny it and you'll be a-ok especially in "tolerant America".
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>>35063700
nah man
take em as you get em

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>20 years old turning 21 in June
>Never had a gf
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>>35063698
One day we'll get one anon, one day.
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The feelz only get worse from here.
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>>35064441
I don't believe it anymore

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I don't believe this shit for a second.
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>>35063580
RICED

original cuck comment
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>>35063580

It's true - but it's old rich ugly ladies or ones with physical deformities. I had a friend that was an exoticdancer/massage therapist, and those were his "massage" clients
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>>35063602
Is this really a thing?

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>start talking to a girl about Marxism-Leninism and the perils of allowing a bourgeoise class to rule society
>she has no idea what I'm talking about

Why are American girls so stupid and ignorant towards philosophy/world history?
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>>35063488
>>start talking to a girl about Marxism-Leninism and the perils of allowing a bourgeoise class to rule society

You probably just sounded autistic
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>tfw no intellectual gf

why live bots
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>>35063488
Maybe she just distracted by thinking of the best way to kidnap you and toss your pinko ass out of a helicopter.

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I wear supreme and actually skate
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>>35063463
Dunno why but I like this meme of Naruto characters wearing supreme
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>>35063463
Out.
sageroriab
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>>35063463
I just wear standard autism clothes tbqhwy sempai

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ASSHOLE NORMIE KEEPS TAKING DOG AND SHITTING IN MY YARD I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WAT DO
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>>35063462
>WAT DO

Eat the dogs shit
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>>35063462
Shit in his yard.
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>>35063479
Dont know exactly who it is

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How many girls or attractive guys here want to step on bugs for tons of money?

Doesn't get any easier than this. If you're tired of being a poorfag now's the time to act. If you've got questions I'll be in the thread.

Otherwise here's my contact info:
discord: cloud#9365
email: [email protected]

Pic is related
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thos por bugies
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>>35063447
Where do I acquire the bugs to step on? I think I'm somewhat attractive.
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>>35063517
I send the bugs to you and you film yourself or have a friend film you squish them. Then you send the videos to my dropbox so I can sell them, and I pay you immediately. EZPZ

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Youngfags won't remember but the first rule of 4chan was always "Don't talk about 4chan in public"

It was our own exclusive club.

Now pepe is all over social media and you see /pol/ in the news. Worst of all though board quality is such shit. There's phone posters and teenagers everywhere. 4chan has lost its exclusivity as well as its danger.

/r9k/ was depressing as fuck but we were united. /pol/ was a fucking war zone and you better not post there without at least a proxy. Now both boards are fucking memes. Is there any hope in preserving true 4chan?
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>>35063414
is pic related still accurate?
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>>35063414
No the old guard fucked everyone over beyond repair in 2007 with the Scientology protests and everyone literally literally parading themselves around as walking talking fucking memes.
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>>35063414

I thought that was just /b/

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I just had the worst day of my life, feel like killing myself.

>walking out of college
>2 stacies talking to each other
>I stare a little, continue walking
>girl 1 says to girl 2 that I walk funny
>"it's the virgin walk"
>think I must be schizophrenic, that doesn't exist its just a meme
>arrive at my dorm
>about to go up the stairs when a group of popular guys approach me
>hey anon, I got a notification that you downloaded one of my gfs Facebook pics, what's up with that man
>panic, really did download one of her pics in a bathing suit on Sunday by mistake
>try to leave the dorm
>they crowd around me and start jeering, pushing me, taking my belongings out of my bag and throwing them around
>when I start crying they say I'm too pathetic and no fun
I've had enough, I'm at my limit. This needs to end NOW
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>>35063354
What asshole state do you live in where people are this mean? We Massholes learn to keep our mean opinions to ourselves.
>hey anon, I got a notification that you downloaded one of my gfs Facebook pics, what's up with that man
I guess it's true. They can see more than just people liking their pics. This is why you don't use NSAbook. Fuck Mark Suckerberg, stop feeding his machine.
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>>35063482
This

Dont use kikebook anymore or any other botnet software for that matter
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>>35063482
its obviously bait my new friend

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ITT: Movies women will never fucking understand
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master and commander
synecdoche ny
adaptation
i stand alone
lawrence of arabia
once upon a time in the west
bridge on the river kwai
good bad and the ugly
the room
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>>35063333

fight club

fight club is not an original comment (?)
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>>35063333
Basically anything about guys+emotions+ brotherhood.

They just dont get it.

>tfw oldest and deepest desire is to go to space
>Tfw don't even meet the physical requirements to be an astronaut, let alone the educational
>Tfw the more I think about it, the more I want it
>Tfw the more I want it the more it hurts

What's the point lads? We went to the moon decades ago and what have we done since then? Fucking nothing. Why even live?
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just go watch sci fi, the expanse is probably the best sci fi show ive watched in 10 years
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>>35063301
>he thinks the moon landing is the most significant thing that happened with science since then

top jej
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>>35063301
Dude it's all bullshit anyway. You think those motherfuckas are in space? LOL

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