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Feet are retarded
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No no no it's not I promise
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>>35064428
Feat are actually pretty great. They help you move around. Well not you since you never leave your mom's basement
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have you really looked at a foot, OP? they are engineering marvels! 2 dozen tiny little bones wrapped in a web of tendons that can hold hundreds of pounds without breaking. and do it over uneven terrain, at different angles, for miles. No matter how much weight you gain, your feet never get any bigger. they never break.

did you know that early Man hunted by running his prey to death? teams of hunters would single out an animal and just jog behind it, for miles, until the animal gave out from exhaustion. African tribes still do it, today. your feet are fucking amazing

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>tfw u see a cute guy at the store, not chad but a cute guy that looks trapable
>ur a ugi female
sigh
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god I love big stinky tits
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>>35064345
If he's awkward, can't look people in the eye, and has resting bitch face then go for it. They probably want someone to talk to them, maybe.

t. lonely trapable boy
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>>35064862
fug off schtinkee

>tfw my mother never taught me to shave
>tfw no father
>tfw teased heavily through school
>decide to just wear long pants forever
>still afraid to go at myself with a razor

is it worth it even? I am starting to feel like my legs are unique and not ugly... what would a boy think if I dated one?
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>>35064339
the original picture does not show how dark the hair is...
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Unshaved legs on girls are amazing honestly
I want to date you
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>>35064339
Why do you need someone to teach you how to shave? I figured out how to shave my ass hair all by myself because it was getting clumped

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LMAO CALTECH AND GEORGETOWN BLOW THE FUCK OUT YOU SUCK R9K
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What is the right guy? I thought he was Indian but he looked too black
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This negro lost to 2 women what the fuck

Proof that even though men are smarter than women within their own racial group, white women are smarter than ethnic men, or something like that
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>>35064315
The other two finalists are Indians

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i'm tired of running, i'm tired of being beta!

come out pepe! face me!
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>>35064219
You're gonna be lubing my cock with your own blood when I'm done with you, wojak.
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>>35064219
So Wittle Wojak has found that little shred of power. Make your move, or will you meekly withdraw yet again?
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>>35064219
say one more word, i dare you

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Guys I really could use some advice, basically I'm 24 with a college degree in Communication and things are just looking bad. I can't find work, and I'm currently working part-time still living with my parents. My mother is at her wits end, she doesn't like that I haven't found a 40 hour a week job that pays well. She wants me to go back and get a Master's degree but I really don't want to go back to school. She keeps pressuring me to do and then she starts guilty tripping me when I say I don't want to go.

I can't afford to live on my own, and I'm still reliant on my parents for lots of things. I've been trying to send out applications for jobs but none of them are full-time and they all pay shitty wages. I'm just afraid, I mean I don't want this to be my life from now on. I don't want to just work part-time and live with my parents from now on, but I don't know how to find my way in life or get an ambition. It's really stressing me out, and it's stressing my mother out even more.

Ultimately it seems like going back to school would be the ideal solution, but that's what my mom wants and not really what I want. Also I have no social life and that really upsets my mom as well, she knows I'm a loser and it breaks her heart. She doesn't like that I don't have a girlfriend, or friends and that I just sit in my room on the computer when I'm not a work.
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>>35064200
>degree in Communication
>I can't find work
This is most people without a stem degree now, unless you get completely lucky the only way your going to get nonwagecuck work is going into a trade, getting a degree in stem or building up your own portfolio in coding or something else. What was your reason for going into communication to begin with?
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>>35064200

>college degree in Communication

Best of luck, anon
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what exactly does communication teach?

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Who here /math disability/?
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lol its not that hard

>tfw when I was doing AP calc in 7th grade
>tfw now make 110K as an engineer
>tfw I am a KV
>tfw I have no friends
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I have a big problem with simple mental math, I guess they call it math anxiety. It used to bother me when I was younger, now I don't give a fuck, I'll pull out my phone calculator and do simple arithmetic in front of anyone, don't care anymore
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>>35064195
>tfw not even the tutors could save me

it's liberating to know you never had a chance in the first place

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So I thought I would be better blogging this shit here.
This my story:
>>>/adv/18067526
>>>/adv/18070809

tl,dr : Girl seems to show signs she is attracted but at same time doesn't make effort to make contact or even tries to shorten my attempts.
Anon says she wants my dick, other says it's bullshit nothing is happening.
Anon says it's in my head and asking robots actually means she doesn't like me..

I'm trying so hard to date her but I haven't time or a good moment to talk to her, so basically:

1- I build autistic schemes to make time and moment where its only the two of us.
2- straight out call her and ask her out even though we know very little about each other.


Brain tells me it's fucked up and should stop now, dick tells me to keep trying...

I'm too proud to let her know how I feel about her, and I believe that already knows I like her and that it turned her off...

I don't want to be a jerk off.

What do?
I'll do literally what you tell me to and keep you up with development.
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Go for it, you have nothing to lose.
You will only lose if you don't make any move, and you might regret it later.

Worst case scenario would be her not being interested. You still win in this case, by knowing the truth and not wasting any more time thinking about it. There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Just don't be a dork when the time comes.
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>>35064110
Just go for it. Don't think about it, just do it. If she does like you as you think, then it will probably work out. Even if you strike out, you can get closure instead of being an angst filled little faggot wondering about it.
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>>35064264
I already told anons that I feel bad about failing...

It did happen in the past and I actually regreted it because it's disconforting to feel inferior and that no girl is ever going to like you no matter what you may have believed.

That girl is truly shy, but even so I can't tell if she is like this because too shy or uninterested.

I don't see why any girl would feel embarassed, I'm far from being a chad so my guess is that she doesn't really like me.


But dem eyes man... I swear, when we stare at each other she looks at me with some eyes.


Fuck this.
I know I should follow my brain on this one...

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why isn't r9k talking about the alien picture?
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>>35064105
this board is isolated from the rest of 4chan, most fucks here are normies making the same threads every two hours for attention
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>alien picture

Explain
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>>35065069
i just looked on other boards. they are saying today someone posted a real alien picture then 4chan went offline and now no one can find it but everyone is talking about it.

You ARE aware that transexuals are mentally ill people right? It is absolutely undisputable that it's the case.
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that boipussy ain't crazy
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>>35064066

Depressed people are mentally ill. I don't know what transgendered people are, but it's far far worse than just plain old mentally ill.
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1 in 5 people in the U.S. have a mental illness of some sort.

And I googled that just for you hun <3

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How would you move from a small town to somewhere expensive?
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>>35064053
I'm assuming money is what's stopping you?
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i have the opposite problem i want to move to a small town from somewhere expensive
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Try Nashville, looks expensive for the area, big area

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>girl messages me on okcupid
>look at her profile
>homoflexible
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>>35064031
>Any modern teenage girls profile now
>I'm pansexual
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Female bisexuality doesn't exist, anon. You have nothing to worry about.
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>>35064031

It means she a competitive lesbian gymnast.

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Intellectually i know that people die.
But all i've ever known was me being healthy, so me ever dying seems like an impossibility.
It's annoying me that i don't have the awareness. I mean sometimes i have moments where i think about it and it's scary, and i've had existential crisises, but then i go back to comfortable apathy and go back to caring about frivolous things.
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Relatable except I don't think about death. I just feel it's impossible for it to happen to me and I have no idea why
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>>35064018
Take the ultimate redpill. Research the theory of quantum immortality. At every moment, time splits into a new parallel reality, and your consciousness will inevitably perpetuate down the path of eternal consciousness.
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>>35064639
But you can do exactly the same thing just by listening to Alan Watts recordings and getting high.

I've had sex with both guy and girl and i liked it with guy more, t-that doesn't make me g-gay, r-right?? I just think the boy sweat and dick smells better and hard cock feels good to hold :3
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Gay or not is irrelevant, you are a normalfag and need to leave.
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>>35064000
I could give you relief with my mouth, you can cum all inside my throat with no holding back :3
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>>35064040
Oh fuck yes.


Origami

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>you coming to bed white boi?
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>>35063913
Ay gurl I'll be coming in something tonite
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>>35063913
but.... I'm not white..
(Aye carambe, Oragami hombre)
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>>35063913

in my america, racemixing is illegal

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