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>tfw getting fatter by the day
how do I quit the liquid jew?
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>>35065399
do research about soda and how it's fucking awful for you and how water and juices are true 10/10 god tier drinks
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>>35065399
>tfw getting fatter by the day
I'll be cute and plushy soon.
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>>35065399
drink diet soda you absolute fucking mongoloid
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>February 23, 2017
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>>35065329
Oh fuck it's my mom's birthday
thanks for the reminder
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>>35065329
>turned 24 yesterday
wheres the pause button? This shit is happening too fast
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>>35065378
Turn 24 today
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
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This is a penis. It's orgasming.
Why did the owner have to use his hand to achieve orgasm, instead of using your mouth?
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>>35065209
oh dear what a mess
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>>35065209
Because if he saw me I probably wouldn't want it.
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>>35065386
Fuck! I meant that he probably wouldn't want it.
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Let's discuss and post cute things.
What is the cutest thing you've ever seen?What is the cutest thing that's ever happened to you?
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That isn't cute, it's rage-inducing. Don't post lovey-dovey norm shit here.
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>>35065173
When we let my cat out onto the porch for the first time in a few days, she just rolls and rolls around in the dirt/dust and just talks and talks and talks.
She's so happy to be outside and smelling everything and seeing all the birbs.
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I was a normie once, it was wonderful. People think once you're a normie you're that way for life, but that is just wrong.
Anyways, the most cute thing to happen to me was when I had a GF.
>Be me
>In highschool
>Going out to the movies with GF to watch whatever because just wanted to be on date
>See Maleficent, was meh
>Sit akwardly in chair, trying to keep to myself
>All of a sudden GF reaches over and holds my hand
>I turn my head to look at her, while she in turn looks at me
>I just lean in to kiss her
>We both kinda smile at each other for a sec before she readjusts her hand to make that half heart symbol with it
>I follow in turn for a sec and we just laugh
It was magical being a normie, but we broke up and I became a loser NEET.
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That girl you fantasize about. The one you wish you would meet and she would love and accept you, take you out of your shell, and give you support to help you change for the better.
What does she look like? What are her characteristics?
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Like this but in tupla form. She also looks more bored and kind of cynical though
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Zoey deschanel
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>>35064935
>tfw too intelligent to know tfwnogf.jpg
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You fucking told me it would hurt but I didnt fucking listen 2017-02-23 04:53:02 Post No.35064917
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You fucking told me it would hurt but I didnt fucking listen
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I should have fucking listened. I love her so much. It was the " not you its me ". FUCK WHY DOES IT ONLY HAPPEN FOR ONE DAY?
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You did the it's not you it's me routine to someone?
How did it go?
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>>35065050
They did it to me. they said they dont want to get attached because im leaving after this school year
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>>35064917
Can I get that wallpaper?
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>Went to sisters dance assembly at her high school to support her with my family
>See this and decide to film it
I have never wanted to die so badly in my life. What is wrong with this world. My sister is only 16 and they let this shit in American High Schools now? Craziest thing is my mom was cheering the whole time and yelling at her to "twerk it" My sister is a lost cause and so is this world
brb killing myself
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>>35064902
>being completely stationary and moving buttocks
>dancing
Lmao
They could at least have had some routine
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>>35064902
Nice try anon, but girlpucci has no effect on me.
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>>35064902
>he thinks this is a bad thing
lmao faggot
Okay, time for a faces of /r9k/ thread
(spoiler im a fembot). my friends tell me im very attractive, a 9/10 even, but I dont know for sure. what do you think?
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>>35064791
reeeeee roasties gtfoback to your faceapp thread
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>>35064791
You're a 6/10, 7/10 at best
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>what do you think?
I think sage goes into all fields
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You could have elected him, instead you chose a bumbling hotheaded moron and his party of oil barons and warmongers
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>>35064745
i don't care about politics though
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Haha Debbie weiserman Schultz blocked Sanders from winning DNC so she could shoehorn Hillary into defeat the stupid bitch
What a fucktarded moron
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>>35064745
He's the liberal version of trump - every bit as ridiculous and bombastic except on the opposite end of the political spectrum
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>tfw you realize your dad actually was emotionally abusing you
>tfw you realize it wasn't actually your fault
>tfw you realize it's not actually okay to treat children that way
>tfw you realize it's probably why you're this way
>tfw you realize your childhood wasn't actually normal
>tfw you realize you are worthy of love
>tfw you realize you were just a little boy and it's never okay for a grown man to treat you that way.
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>>35064701
Even if it's not our faults, it's still our responsibilities to fix ourselves.
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>>35064701
>worthy of love
sorry, freg, not being sad won't make people like you
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>>35064701
sins of the father passed down to the son
break the cycle anon, embrace love
my mom was overprotective, and it fucked me up royally. trying to fix myself.
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i-is it still gay if he begged you for it?
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>>35064660
Don't disappoint Jesus, anon.
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No sexual act defines your sexuality. You could willingly be gangbanged by 50 men and still be 100% straight.
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>>35064678
bbut a-anon he just wants cum cum in his tum tum
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>hungry
>eat something
>not hungry anymore
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>eat something
>hungry
>not hungry anymore
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>hungry
>eat something
>not hungry for the next few days
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>eat something
>heartburn
>swallow antiacid pill
>tablet burns my esophagus
>riding bike home from warehouse job at 12 AM
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>>35064518
Enjoy getting ass raped
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>>35064531
Silly little neetKEK.
I'll be enjoying a comfy ride back home AND doing some exercise, while you sit in your own filth being bringing shame to your parents all year long.
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>>35064570
Wow, projecting much? Anyways hope things work out with you and your parents bro, enjoy the gangrape
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If dubs I end it in the morning. Original comment for an original sin.
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>>35064506
i'd roll that for a dollar
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b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BAZINGA
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Good work, OP. I'll probably kill you in the morning.
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>you will never be a Stacy in Med School
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>>35064443
more like community college nursing aid program
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>>35064443
The worst ones are those nurses that have 5 sticks on their car "IM A NURSE BE NICE TO ME BECAUSE ILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY"
Fucking disgusting and obnoxious. Really shows the divide between real MDs where you never see that shit and stacy nurses who are just idiots who clean up literal shit every day.
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>>35065336
Eh. I'd be happy to date a nurse. It's a perfect career for a woman