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when will handlets learn
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What if my forearm is just really long
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>>35063956
>tfw slightly below average hand
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>>35063956
>Have small hands
>Have had girls call them small
>Their's were bigger than mine, and they were shorter
>Still get average on this test
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Born on the East coast = genetically inferior 2017-02-23 03:26:45 Post No.35063274
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Born on the East coast = genetically inferior
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There are no Robots born west of the Mississippi.
If you were born on the East Coast, you are likely the descendant of peasants from Europe that were too stupid/unliked to survive the famine in Europe so they fled to the New World. However, your ancestors were too pussy to ever move out West where all the cool shit is. So they just stayed where you were born, because it was safer there.
West Coast Chads conquered mountains and deserts. East coast incels dwell in Swamps and ugly forests like subhumans.
They bask in glorious weather, the fruits of their reward. We suffer through Blizzards and Hurricanes and summers humid as satan's asscrack.
There are no genuinely masculine men born on the East Coast. There are no beautiful feminine women born on the East Coast.
We are genetically inferior.
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this is by far the dumbest post ive ever read on r9k
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I live in Arkansas, and if we're not genetically inferior, I don't know who is
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>>35063274
florida here
this theory seems pretty sound everyone in florida is a fuck
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When someone tells you they are self harming, what do you do?
Some random roastie just told me how edgy they are and i need to know how to handle that shit.
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I think about what how stupid they are and the scars that the mindless injuries will leave behind.
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>>35063094
Laugh hysterically and then get the iodine.
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>>35063094
If they told you they're self harming, say nothing. They told you for emotional leverage and/or attention. Giving it to them will only reinforce the cutter and they'll do it over and over again. Nip it in the bud before it's too late.
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My little sister is not making any friends on school (she is on third grade). Her classmates seem to hate her and dont want to hang with her. Should i do something? I think it should be my duty as an older brother but i also think school drama is one of those things you have to sort by yourself to become stronger.
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>>35062018
Hang out with her, maybe invite her to hang out with you and your friends.
Also is English your first language?
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>>35062246
No not at all.
Also i think doing that will make even more of a loner.
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>>35062246
>>35062302
Speaking of which, can you tell me what mistakes did i make? I want to learn.
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I work construction so it's 90% Mexicans. I'm the new guy and even though they all know my name they call me "merry cone" I guess because I'm always smiling and trying to be nice to them.
I keep telling them my real name and they laugh and say "merry cone". It's not even a funny fucking nickname I don't know why the all laugh so fucking much UFCK.
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Build the wall already american
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Brah call up Ice get their monkey asses deported. See who's laughing then!
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soon my friend sooooon
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/drugs/ drugs general 2017-02-23 12:38:45 Post No.35059716
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What's your favorite drug combination and how often do you do it?
Mine is weed+acid+MDMA+alcohol, might toss in some clonazepam next time.
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benzos and alcohol. I hate it at the same time. when I have shit, everyday
Now Im running out, Im dying all alone
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>>35059806
I just got clonazepam for sleeping and I got psychiatric issues and I realized that benzo+alcohol is good.
How do you cope with it? How will I cope with it long term? How do you get your prescriptions?
I've read benzos have really fucked up withdrawal symptoms.
Like, I don't know what I'm going to do once I run out of clonazepam, I'll just have to go back to the shrink and pretend I stopped taking drugs.
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>>35059884
It takes me away from this world. I feel good. tthen the shit goes down. When I run out, I take a visit to hell. was there two times, wont survive another one. i cant
in the morning puked my guts out, feeling really shitty all day and now took a few pills again. last ones
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Qt Chart Infograph Thread 2017-02-23 12:32:14 Post No.35059593
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Qt Chart Infograph Thread
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Qt Chart Infograph Thread
I'm gonna find my cutie pie girlfriend, I can feel it in my bones!
Take a look at my chart and contact me.
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i wil be ignored.
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Here's the version 3 template
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One day I'll finish this.
One day.
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Penis Anxiety is Unwarranted 2017-02-23 12:07:07 Post No.35059085
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Penis Anxiety is Unwarranted
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I think penis anxiety is largely unwarranted. The global average size of a man's penis is 5.1 inches (http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php). Yet 45% of men believe their dick is too small. The average man is logically built for the average woman. From a biological perspective, it makes no sense to only have <5% or even <10% of the population to be eligible for breeding. When asked, women on average describe the ideal dick size for a long-term relationship to be around 6.3 inches long with a girth of 4.8 inches. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/what-ideal-penis-size-study-7343836
Most women do not orgasm from vaginal penetration alone. The "g-spot" is only found in some women - 56% percent of women say that they could identify it. But with women who could identify it, they find that on average it's around 2 inches inside - 2 inches (http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/find-g-spot)! Most women get off to clitoral stimulation, which isn't even in the vagina. The clit is much more sensitive than the vagina itself, having 10 times the amount of nerve endings as the head of a penis does.
I not only blame the porn industry and the "male enhancement" industry (the latter being a bunch of corrupt crooks), but also faggots on 4chan and Reddit. Whenever I see one of those charts you see about how you need (x) size dick to "truly" please a woman, I always try to source the original image. So far, the only places I've seen them come from is from 4chan and Reddit, or sites that also happen to advertize male enhancement products. They're fucking trolls designed to make you feel like shit, and what better place to make people feel like shit than here? So while I'm not saying that you'll ever find a woman, at least you know that you're probably average and that your fears are probably unwarranted.
>inb4 the aussies get here and start spamming BLACKED
See this: http://grabhim.net/2015/04/01/do-black-guys-have-bigger-dicks/
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>>35059085
Wow, a post with sound reasoning and fonts. Without going into the merits of the subject itself, great post, you make this website better.
Sadly, the thread will dive to the depths of the archive very fast, as most people won't read through
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>>35059085
Nice post buddy
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>>35059085
You sound like you really don't care about your penis size, OP.
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>graduated with a BA in psychology a year ago
>currently unemployed and 20k in debt
Who else /failure/ here?
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>having your thread moved from fucking /pol/ to /r9k/
Even mods think you're a failure lmao
Kill yourself
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Atleast your on only 20k in debt.
I was 50k in debt. Now im down to 30k.
I graduated with a mech e degree though.
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>graduate with microbiology degree
>$180k in debt
>now in pharmacy school
>currently $260k in debt
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>tfw about to travel 1000 miles to meet a girl unannounced
Wish me luck.
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dubs its a dude
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>>35058262
Does she know you irl? Is she your "long distance girlfriend"? Or are you just a creepy stalker?
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>>35058280
if double digits the girl" is actually a dude
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post a picture of a girl that it hurts you to look at and you die inside
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same OP i cant even look at he pictures for more than 5 seconds before pain starts
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Realize that all of humanity is fucked, get over your instinct to reproduce, and you'll be happier.
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>>35057535
I dont wanna fuck but hug..
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What age did you grow out of /pol/?
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>>35056872
About 20 minutes after my first post. Seriously the only reason to go there is for happenings, every other time it's just really obnoxious and full of whining faggots with a massively underserved sense of superiority.
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>>35056872
Woah, you put a stock image fedora meme behind those words, that means they are bad!
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i didnt/cant
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What do you do if, while at a public playground, a fellow father pins your child down and shits on them?
Is there anyway to de-escalate a situation like this?
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Probably murder. Lots of murder.
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WE'LL NEVER REPRODUCE, WE ARE THE END OF OUR GENETIC LINEAGE.
WE ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, THERE IS NOTHING AWAITING FOR US.
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>>35066953
Woah, anon, you wouldn't ask for an explanation first? Don't you want to be civil?
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Lmao white boiz, why u mad doe?
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If this post does NOT get dubs, everybody who sees this image is relieved of having to post.
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>>35066839
very low level bait
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>>35066839
I'm literally furious right now, i just dropped my bojangles all over the floor in a pure surging rage that will not be stopped. PORN IS NO LONGER ENOUGH. IT'S FUCKING OVER. I"M GOING TO FUCKING DO IT TONIGHT. THE NEGRO-POSTING NEEDS TO BE BANISHED FROM MY REALM;THIS IS MY FUCKING REALM!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE
>literally quaking as i write this
>jowels are squirming with the vigor of a pit of snakes
>the achilles keg has petrified to near-iron strength
FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS THREAD NIGGER. I HOPE YOU DIE AN EXCRUCIATING DEATH YOU DISTORTED EXCUSE FOR A BIPED!
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How do I get a girlfriend?
A better question might be how can I utilize this board to get a girlfriend?
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you don't look here is the simple answer
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Start a thread with a pic of you and a timestamp. Hope you get lucky. That's really your only shot. Otherwise you're just going to have to browse thousands of threads before you find one.
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>>35066612
>Getting a girlfriend from /r9k/
Hope you like being cucked.