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What happened to the overdeveloped girl in your year anons?
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>>35068020
She got a breast reduction to become a chestlet.
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She's a ballet dancer probably going to get reductions, she already she has back problems and their probably only making it worse she's also a Lesbian
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She has a Chad husband and a PhD

feel free to post your tfw's here
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>tfw no daily tfw thread
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>tfw empty empty empty void void void
what is this why even
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>tfw even you don't know who you are anymore so you can't expect anyone to understand you

What has your experience been with online dating? it has made me sort of give up on women...


>they all have the most basic, boring profiles
>they expect you to message first 100% of the time
>they expect you to keep a good conversation going, even when they give you nothing to go off of
>you are still competing with hundreds of other guys who message them daily


I swear all they want is attention, they arent going to put any effort into even learning anything about you, and they all complain that they cant find a 'good' guy.

I actually did meet a girl about 6 months ago, we got along perfectly, and I fell madly in love with her pretty quick, she took my virginity, then basically disappeared... stopped talking to me for no reason, I kept trying to talk to her and got clingy, and she just got annoyed and blocked me. Cant find myself interested in anyone since then.

now I browse tinder and just swipe left 99% of the time, its just a waste of time...
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>>35067954
I like online dating. But I like meeting new ppls so it doesn't bother me.
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>>35067954
>match
>talk
>go out to meet girl
>she gets "delayed"
>she arrives 2 hours later
>brings a friend
>friend doesn't stop talking for a second
>walk around
>almost get mugged
>have to go back home after that
>she stops replying

that's as far as I went with online dating.
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Online dating is the biggest meme.

Women do those profiles just as free validation and confidence boosts or getting a top tier chad for a quick fuck.

You will not get any proper responses unless you are within the top percentile in terms of looks.

Online dating is pretty much women sitting there and throwing pieces of old rotten meat into a den of starved rabid hyenas that fight eachother for scraps.

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>Final Question
>Why should we hire you?
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These dubs should seal the deal
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>>35067649
>because i need money
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>>35067649
Because I am #1

What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Tyler the Creator?
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>>35067355

Listen to him all the time. Wish I could be friends with him. He seems really cool.
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>>35067355
I really don't see what is so great about his "work."

His music, his stupid skits for adult swim, what's good about them?

>that .webm

Must be nice to be rich and famous. sigh.
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Untalented hack and fag

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Does anyone here have a dream? I want to be a musician and I want it so fucking bad. I want cool cars and pictures with flashy shit and a house fuck. I would do anything to do it even live on the streets.
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I want to become a mathematician, but I'm too dumb to do or understand math.
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I want to become a successful writer.
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I had a dream. It died.

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>tfw I've never needed assistance for the top shelf because I'm 6'4

How do manlets can survive in the real world?
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>>35066659
No responses? This just show how 95% of /r9k/ are manlets
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Hahaha truth.
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You come across like a manlet in disguise.

As an actual 6'4" individual, I never pay attention to that sort of thing and instead feel like a lanky, hard-to-miss character at all times. It's impossible for me to be stealthy, or go unnoticed. I'll never be seen as cute, or be able to crossdress convincingly.

And since it obviously hasn't helped me have sex or kiss a girl or even handhold someone outside of my family, at the age of 25, it's more of a curse than anything.

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Would you fuck a giant lifesize anime girl doll/figure?
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Do you even have to ask?

oreganaodeas
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>>35066410
that triggers my uncanny valley tho

ariginal cooment
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>>35066410
brb, releasing the cum cataracts.

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What keeps you awake at night, /r9k/?
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>>35065540

The fact that I'll never know the true shape of the universe.

The fact that I'll never in the foreseeable future have a life I'll enjoy.

The fact that I want to die, yet the idea of ceasing to exist is terrifying.
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>>35065540
heartburn mostly

audette
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>>35065540
That orange face faggot making lewd faces at my dick

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How often do you think about going on a shooting spree and killing as many people as you can for all that they have put you through over the years before finally embracing the sweet relief of death just as the cops show up?
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I could never bring myself to do it, I am too compassionate towards my fellow humans
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>>35065519
Quite a bit back in the. I wanted to pick off my bullies.

But now I've come to peace with it. No violent tendencies to speak of
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Used to want to murder bullies.

Otherwise not really ever.

The thought of disappointing people by being a pyscho murderer is not inspiring.

Also, don't want to kill good people

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I heard of this board from a yt comment. I always knew of 4chan but never been on it until i read the comment saying how theres losers virgins etc here. Being just those things i thought itd be like a sanctuary for people(guys, i found out) like me to express ourselves. I havent made posts yet cus im not sure what to say. I havent had a friend irl or online in years and i still dont think it will change. My family has made attempts to "befriend me" but i feel like it doesnt exactly work. I always think about how itd be to play games with people who im positive enjoys them as much as i do, or discussin anime or music. More simply, i feel like i never had friends who i had things in common with that we can form a strong friendship of off. I convince myself that it doesnt need to be a female that i conversate with, just somebody who legit feels the same way. This place tho, seems hostile if youre the wrong person. Am i a normie? Will that mean u guys arent interested in chatting with me? I am very bad at conversations, ive always been and its gotten worse since i became a neet (hs dropout for just over a year). I only lurk and read posts as i feel making one that is good or original? Is beyond me. I am black and am afraid to post my age... Ive learned some of the lingo here so ill use this
Tl;dr
Lonely guy wants friends, pls talk here, i will try not to be awkward
And whoever you are, why hack me?
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Is this a new or old pasta?
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>>35065283
If it wasn't pasta before, it is now
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>>35065272
This is not a santuary my man, this is the Thunderdome, a crossroad of sewers where mentally ill people come to waste away, turn your back and run while you still have some spark in your eyes.

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give me stupid (simple) shit to draw
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draw gondola w/ slug on his head
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>>35065186
A pepe but as effie
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>>35065212
sdogshd

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any robots by anything off an onion site?
If so did they deliver?
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>>35065003
Only drugs. Always delivered, usually next day. Beats street price everytime
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>>35065210
Can you get Viagra??
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>>35065231
Erm. You dont need onion for that anon

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Can you guys be real with me? Do people actually like femboys? I try to be a very sweet person, always giving to others, and I'm very polite. I speak softly, and I avoid confrontation. I also like being feminine and sometimes wearing tight clothes. I'm very short, skinny, and pale as well. Can I be a femboy in real life? Or will I just be weird?
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>>35064563
>Do people actually like femboys
I think so. It depends on how feminine you are, though. I'd date a passable trap, but not an average femboy.

>Can I be a femboy in real life?
Sure, go for it. I hope it makes you happy.
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>>35064563
>Do people actually like femboys?
yes. please let me split your boipucci :3
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>>35064563
Lolno. Most normie hate guys like us, OP.

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are any of you robots kind enough to share your deck with me
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>>35063966
Take a trump card
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>>35063966
If monster effects can't be activated then how is that card's effect activated :^)
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>>35064117

it doesn't activate anon do you even yugioh

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