>Your mom told you to get out of your room bruh, come hang out!
>Yeah, come on bruh, we're gonna go on a hike to the beach bruh, catch some sick nasty waves!
>you feel depressed anon? just go outside and talk to people!
>>39157330
>hiking
>in those boots
>and those trousers
Makes me sick desu.
To keep this fitness related tell us your favorite lift? My favorite is OHP.
I have had sex only one time with a random girl I met on the bus at UNI.
I got a blow job once when I was 18 from a 35 year old boy scout mom at my families' Christmas party.
Third girl was my friends ex. At a party at her apartment. She was very qt.
Some girl just asked me this on a date and I couldn't recall. Not a man whore by any means but who keeps track of shit like this?
>>39157053
Everyone with less than 5
>>39157053
Well I have no life. So these things stand out you know.
LANKLETS IN SHAMBLES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY
lyrics;
He said, "Hey, sister, it's really, really nice to meet ya."
I just met this 5-foot-7 guy who's just my type
Like the way he's speakin', his confidence is peakin'
Don't like his baggy jeans
But I might like what's underneath them
>illuminati this desperately trying to get people to breed more slaves they'll resort to manlets
Hah hah hah
>>39157016
nice try lanklet
tallness is a beer-guzzling normie fad
I do, just turned twenty, I like them two years younger, 18 . I'm mentally sane though I still want them to be a reasonable age gap. In the sense if I turned 21 I would be okay with dating a 19 year old, I'm too conscious of large gaps nowadays.
20 fuck here too. Currently having a fling with one of my best friend's little sister before I move back to school. She is like a week shy of turning 17. I'm ceasing all involvement with anyone under 18 once I turn 21. Age of consent is a weird and somewhat unsettling thing.
>>39157345
Your best friends sister that's so specific
>>39157387
No idea how he'd react to that. Honestly, I'm pretty over it and I'm kinda trying to phase the whole thing out. The whole hook up thing isn't that interesting, ya boy is a lover. I'm on the hunt for the next cunt.
i have currently 15,000 us dollars saved up from wagecucking the past year.
Im 19 years old and i plan on going to Thailand.
how long can i realistically escape for?
Maybe like 2 years if you live in a low-budget shit hole although it probably won't be fun unless you're social.
>>39156904
I'd say keep saving. Go there for a long vacation but don't quit your day job.
Well, let's take 3k off the top for various fees like plane tickets, visas, etc. That leaves you with 12k.
From what I've seen, if you want to go super cheap and basically not do anything but eat, that's probably about $600 / month, maybe more.
That'll give you a little over 1.5 years, assuming you don't invest that money anywhere, just do a straight drawdown. With investment, you might get close to 2 years.
Has anyone on /r9k/ had one?
I've had an encounter of a succubus or nymph or something. It healed me of a physical problem of withdrawals and addiction. Lead me to believing in a divine creator and focusing on helping others and love instead of being a selfish meth addict.
Bump for others with experiences
Not even ghosts want to visit me :c
Sounds pretty cool OP, can you give more details?
Mental Disorder Poll
Let's see what's in your heads
http://www.strawpoll.me/13735509
Sigh.
>pizza party shit
>>39156174
annoyed no OCD
:-< lol..........
Let's take a moment to talk about Stockton, California.
>>39156111
209 MOTHER FUCKER WHAT
>>39156111
The place sucks.
Anyone know of any place that sells Gundam models here? Only hobby store i found besides Michaels and Hobby Lobby only sells car models.
>>39156231
Have you tried Grapevine on Thornton? I remember being able to buy some there 10 years ago .
Take me out tonight, where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive edition
>going out
Bad idea, bad idea.
>>39155903
Thought that finished ages ago. Are the /tv/ threads still active?
>>39155943
Good one lad. Nice joke. Well played mate.
Are there any other fembots here online wanting to get BLACKED?
If you look like that, fuck yes.
Yes. I too, am a fembot who wants to get blacked asap.
>>39155848
I wish I was that buff.
hey im a qt femboy
what outfits should i buy?
Self respect.
U
>>39155784
Can you let me buy you outfits and will you wear them for me????
I request sukumizu
>>39155798
already have plenty of that
>>39155805
nope
hence the whole self respect thing.
>sukumizu
post an example of this looking good on a 3d male because everyone ive seen wear one just looks retarded
Daily affection/intimacy replacements. What have you been listening to recently, robots?How much have you been suffering?
I think that Happiness has a really cute voice. She has what I guess is this very slight lisp that's adorable, and her videos are soothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hasXs3OsIMU
Jena urf is my ASMR mommy
I also find Sumomo's soft voice to be endearing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw98uHER9c8
I have nothing to contribute to this thread but would appreciate more links.
WE WUZ EXPLORERS
This is incorrect use of the WE WUZ meme because pacific islanders aren't niggers.
>>39155354
why did they make him ugly?
>>39155366
>why did they make him ugly?
men are shit
fuck all men
>everyone agrees speed limit fags and safety cucks are the worst and most annoying drivers
>to drive you have to do a test that rewards going slow and being safe
Why the fuck do you need driver's licenses anyway? It's already against the law to get into accidents and stuff. Isn't that enough?
>>39155224
>implying he has anywhere important to be
Slow the fuck down, where you got to be, faggot?
>>39155224
It's not against the law to get into an accident, stupid. No wonder you can't pass the test
>>39155333
This. I drive between 5 and 10 miles over the speed limit on highways and people still fucking tailgate me and try to pass me. Why are you faggots so insistent on going fucking 100 mph on the fucking highway.
I'VE FUCKING DID IT
>>39155138
Did what? The girl in pic? Post picss anon so we can celebrate together
let me guess
>fucked a 12 year old
or
>lost your virginity
or
>raped a qt
>>39155138
What did you do, fucker? Explain.