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>>35071743
my laziness tbvqh. what instruments do you play?

>>35071743
If I don't do something to change my self, I will end alone for ever
I am 18. there is time for me right anon?

>Techno
>Ambient
>Noise
>Jungle

All can be made without writing any melodies.

>Percussive Instruments

Again, no melodic knowledge needed.

>>35071732
You have to answer just these three questions:
>Are you a virgin ?
>Do you have a gf or did you have a gf ?
>How many friends have you ?

Try not to let this get to your head, the mere thought of you being done with the /r9k/ life could give you enough satisfaction to the point that you lose the drive of actually wanting to go to the gym.

a week isnt shit. if this is your thought process a week in, you're not gonna make it.

Haven't you heard the news? His name is "le sad frog".
Statistics on knowyourmeme prove it.

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>>35071584most people create it for them selves to keep it rare mane

>>35071584
>derpy pepes

His name is Helper you newfag

Yes, needless hostility makes 4chan much worse and it slowly fills your heart with bitterness and remorse.

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>>35071536
tell me about nicepill anon

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>take the nice pill
>gf fucks your best friend next day

It's complicated anon. You wouldn't understand.

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>>35071519
Classical architecture, half-empty streets surrounded by large, beautiful buildings with long hallways and large, beatiful netted ceilings.
Echoey violin ensembles and songs from the early 2000s are heard occasionally

>>35071519
Its one of those comfy rooms where gondolas stay late at night while raining. You know them?

>>35071516
jesus was black

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The Limbo sounds pretty comfy actually , also I could met a lot interesting people like Homer , Horatius ,Virgil.

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>>35072246
>mfw degenerates think they'll go to limbo because they scored a 130+ IQ on a facebook pop-sci quiz

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18
kids would occasionally play 'pranks' on me for approval from their friends because i sat alone on the same wooden bench for all of high school during recess

one time this guy came up to me and crunched up a graham cracker in my hair while all his friends watched from a distance

>>35071367
That would explain avoidant and paranoid.

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From 6th to senior year I was told to kill myself and always pushed around because I was native american

When I was in 6th or 7th I told my mom I wanted to kill myself and I was better off dead so she took me to a counselor for a while and when I was 15 or 16 she took me to another one and they diagnosed me with bipolar disorder social anxiety and depression and tried to get me on meds but I refused to take them so they stopped trying

like 3 or 4 times usually

3-4 times per day i think is it okay

>>35071229
2-5 times a week, im getting old.

No need to worry , Anon. if i get her to be my gf then i will put her into my personal prison with the basement demon so i can sleep with my waifu thinking i'm a normie for having a gf.

I just want a companion and a pussy to fuck.
Haven't though much beyond that.

tfw no NEET relationship (gay).

I don't want a high maintenance normie. I want a NEET bf to stay inside with and play video games or watch movies with, sleep 12 hours a day with, and only leave the house when it's absolutely necessary.

No bullshit.

>>35071192
>sexual partners are exclusively female
???

>>35071192
I could make it if I just had the university thing down

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>>35071192
>tfw meet all of these conditions except I'm 5'8"

>>35071128
transgers people aren't human

>>35071128
the difference is in the second scenario it's not parents telling their children not to do xyz because they're too UGLY for it, but because it doesn't fit within societal norms.

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but then its actually a boy, not calling a girl "boyish and ugly",
Besides they probably dont call him ugly and just tell the kid hes a boy, it just wannabe girls who think boyish = ugly

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>>35070997

robots btfo'd a classic

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>>35070997
please join in guys

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Just one, just for (you) and your empty thread

>>35070971
Even if this is poor fish food, I'll bite.
4chan have plenty of boards following the interests of posters. R9k is mostly full of beta and failed normies. Still this place have so much to offer, if you are able to see through insults and sexual alegories. 4chan will give you another look toward social mediatisation, r9k is a wonderful misanthropic place. But if you aren't able to be objective toward what is said, it will consume you.
Enjoy newfag!
Now get the fuck off this board.

>>35070971
What I've noticed is that 4chan is as useful as you want it to be. You can find a lot of insightful comments if you manage to figure out what is just memeing and what isn't. It's also as bad as you allow it to be. Too many people take certain things to heart.
4chan feels like a place that has its own identity and a culture, something you don't find often. It can give you sense of belongingness, which could be both good and bad.
Overall I would describe people here as contrarian and sometimes tribalistic, which isn't necessarily bad.

Thanks a>>35071082 , now I'm gonna go find the hentai boards and jerk off to some futanari tentacle rape shit.

>>35070840
>Why is it that guys make for better women than actual women?
They dont.

>>35070840
stronger bone structure

>>35070840
They don't. Or rather what you see is just cake layers of make up and grooming.

No
And if you are, fuck off
I've never been approached by a girl and I sperged out the very few times I did

there is no "t" in schizoid OP :))))

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>>35070822
Harold? What are you doing here?