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So...
I've been eating two eggs scrambled with chopped tomatoes and onion, cooking it on a flat with no oil/butter.
It comes out to something like an open omelet.
I put this frisby omelet over 1/2 cup of jasmine rice.
I eat this twice a day.
This meal, and carrots/cauliflower pickled in vinegar for snacks have been my diet for about 30 days now.
Lost 21 pounds so far.
It was rough going from eating like a slob every day to a controlled diet.
But, it's gotten quite a bit easier by now.
I drink 12 cups (by measurement) of espresso per day, and put 2 tbsp of creamer in each 4 cup serving of espresso.
Having something to sip on for 8 hours before eating works wonders.
The goal is to be around 1400 calories a day.
I'm targeting 190 pounds by June, which I'm more than certain I'll reach.
Currently 231 pounds, started at 252.
>>>/fit/ got pretty assblasted about my diet.
But, oh well. It's working for me, and it's a realistic long term lifestyle adjustment.
Any other robots have weight loss success stories?
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this sounds like you have the shits constantly
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>>35073353
You'd think so, with drinking that much espresso.
But, no.
My bowel movements are very regular.
Not only that... My turds aren't so massive that they cut my asshole while squeezing them out anymore.
Haven't had the shits yet.
There was one day where I only ate once, and didn't shit the next day at all because there wasn't anything to shit.
My body had used nearly all of what I took in that day and produced so little waste I didn't need to shit til the day after I ate twice.
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>>35073314
Why did /fit/ get butthurt OP?
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CANCER TIER LIST
NOT REALLY THAT CANCEROUS
-Furfags
-Gay Steam Avatarfags
-Pedos
-Incestfags
FAIRLY CANCEROUS
-Fembots/Femanons
-Scatfags/BRAPfags
-Cyborgs
TRUE CANCER
-Orbiters, people who try to date girls here
-Traps, Trannies, and Chasers
-Interracial Cucks
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>>35073193
>TRUE CANCER
-Furfags
-Gay Steam Avatarfags
-Pedos
-Incestfags
-Fembots/Femanons
-Scatfags/BRAPfags
-Cyborgs
-Orbiters, people who try to date girls here
-Traps, Trannies, and Chasers
-Interracial Cucks
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>>35073211
>Pedos
Pedos unironically kept the redditors out of /tv/ for years.
>Gay Steam Avatarfags
Used to be pretty bad but are disciplined about staying in their generals.
>Furfags
It's been a long time since they weren't bannable, but they're decent about not acting like retards who've only been socialized doujins the way avatarfags and trapfags do.
>Incestfags
They've really never been an issue.
Trapfags and orbiters are the only people who can really kill boards on the list.
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>>35073280
>Pedos unironically kept the redditors out of /tv/ for years.
How does that even work?
t. newfag
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I recently started posting ads on craigslist (charging 250$/hr) for cuddling with VIRGINS only. Youd be surprised what my skeduale looks right now lol.
Not gonna lie, it's fucking hilarious seeing r9k type of boys get a boner when we watch a movie. None of them had the balls to even try anything, they always try to rest their heads on my breasts and pretend like don't look at my bra and just watch the movie instead lol. I already made over $5000 in just 2 weeks.
Im thinking of leaving my job at cheesecake factory and just cuddle with nerds until I find somebody worth a fuck and just start dating.
Why are you ''robots'' so pathetic?
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>>35073040
Location? I would pay for this.
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>>35073040
0/10
Stay in school, kid.
Les originaleees
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Do you at least cuddle naked?
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I'm curious
Do you robots even feel empathy anymore?
Do you even think it exists?
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>>35072993
No, everything feels so numb
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>>35072993
people only feel empathy when its convient
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Not sure I really understand what it is desu
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I came out to my parents 2017-02-23 03:09:51 Post No.35072894
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I told my parents im a girl. I wore my new clothes and a little makeup. My mom took it pretty well but dad didn't say anything. I don't want to push him into accepting me. I really look forward the day he start viewing me as his daughter though.
Have you told your parents? Did they take it well?
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>>35072894
Jump in an oven you demiqueer mobileshitter
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You mentally ill faggots HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING BOARD
http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt
http://boards.4chan.org/soc
http://boards.4chan.org/lit
Stay within them please you ugly ass Hon.
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>>35072894
>I really look forward the day he start viewing me as his daughter though.
This is never going to happen, no one is ever going to see you as a girl, they will only ever see you as a weird ugly tranny.
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>tfw have a date tomorrow and an actual, real chance at sex
This might be my last full day on this board. I'll finally be free!
Wish me luck, robots.
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We'll be here for you Saturday, buddy.
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>>35072855
See you on Saturday anon :-)
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>>35072874
S-shut up!
Origigi
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>it's an "Anon cums to a female masturbation video then gets depressed that he'll never experience the female orgasm and not having a refractory period" episodeyes I'm aware of how pathetic I am
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>>35072628
Having a pussy isn't that great, sorry to burst your bubble.
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>>35072634
>grill here, teehee
Let's switch then.
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>>35072634
Handy for storage though.
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WHY NO ROBOTS OUTSIDE? 2017-02-23 02:36:04 Post No.35072491
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I come from /out/ with a question for you robots.
Why don't you gets get the fuck /out/?
No seriously.
Why don't you guys go outside? Go camping, hiking, ect ect. If you're as autistic as you claim, it's an activity you can do alone, and no one has to see the spaghetti in your pockets.
If you want to meet people, join an outdoor club at your school or something. I read a thread here months ago that worked for one robot, was an epic thread and he saw boobs and got an otphj and hj if I remember right.
So, enlighten me, why don't you guys take up a new activity and get outside some?
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>>35072491
>Go camping, hiking
I live in a city
>If you want to meet people, join an outdoor club at your school or something
>you're as autistic as you claim
These things do not coincide anon.
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>>35072491
Me and my friend sometimes go hiking
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I can't take my PC outside.
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Hahaha, can you imagine?
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>watch Friends
>Ross is complaining that he hasn't had sex in six months and saying it's affecting his mental health
h-haha
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>>35072347
>tfw can't even get it up anymore after years of death grip
F-feels bad, man
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>>35072453
how old are you?
ortigingi
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>talking to a Finnish guy on steam for years
>He's NEET and gets depression money from the government
>Says he's going to be offline for a few weeks
>The government worker assigned to him organized a holiday trip to the capital with other depressed people so they can learn how to socialize
>They will be going to amusement parks, cinemas etc for free
I want to believe I'm being trolled. This can't be real
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kaysee tier
go back to kraut kanal mon
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>>35072307
Cut all contact with him and stay with us
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That's really cool, actually. The social security for depression is dumb, but the other stuff is neat.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>35072127
Hoodie enthusiast here. How does that Chad wear a hat backwards without the visor jutting into the hood? Anytime I've tried that combo it never works.
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>>35072478
He cut off the bill just to be effay
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>>35072127
>8th grade camping trip
>everyone having snowball fight
>chad not participating, just laughing
>chad throws a fuckhuge snowball at some asian kid everyone likes
>everyone starts going apeshit on chad
>WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, PHENG IS COOL AS FUCK WHATS YOUR PROBLEM
>tries feebly to defend himself
>ends up getting buried
did anyone else go to school with a 'big for nothing'/failed chad?
this faggot was already like 5'11 then and I noticed whenever he was getting ranked on hard he'd start yelling about how stupid it was, or if someone wanted to fight him he'd just try to laugh it off and say a teacher would see
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Jewtel on suicide watch 2017-02-23 02:00:26 Post No.35072116
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>he bought Intel CPU in the last year
Kekking at you right now
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>>35072116
Jokes on you ima phoneposter
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ppl that buy nvidia and intel piss me off, you are buying from kikes that are seeking monopoly
and guess what, if amd isn't around anymore you can look forward to paying outrageous prices for your pc hardware
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I bought a first gen i7 back in 2008 because I'm a retard and missed out on the god tier 2500k/2600k era. My motherboard died so I bought a 4690k in 2014 and missed out on the superior 1151 and DDR4 a year later.
I make bad decisions and can never catch a break.
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>tfw no tomodachi bf
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>>35071874
Thanks, Doc.
You're my friend.
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>>35064476
It would be strange to be mean to you, you're probably the most likeable spammer I've seen on 4chan.
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>>35072734
Well that's better than nothing, thanks.
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Are McDonald's indisputably /ourguys/?
>McPick 2 is hands down the best deal going in fast food today
>Grand Mac is a game-changer in the fast food industry
>now offering $1 sodas
>one of the few fast food chains that offers all-day breakfast
>workers are friendly and competent
>food is consistently hot and fresh, no matter which of the more than 36,000 worldwide locations you go to
>black people aren't allowed to handle your food
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>>35071815
>black people aren't allowed to handle your food
Lol wut
Explain further
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Black people handle my food all the time at McD's. You can see them in the back working furiously to wrap those burgers up and flip em over just in time. I see nothing wrong with this. You know a place has their shit together when every servant is black and every order taker is white or asian.
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>>35071815
>>one of the few fast food chains that offers all-day breakfast
what they should really do, and I've been on this since day one, is serve the LUNCH menu all day
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>have a cute gf who is kinky and loyal and pure
>still find myself lusting over instagram stacies and feel regret over not fucking more different girls in my current prime of youth
>afraid that regret will only multiply itself as the time goes
help robots
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>this whole post
why do i even come to this place as a robot anymore
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You're an idiot like most normies. You think the grass is always greener but it's not. And the more partners you have the harder it will be to break the cycle
I left my first gf ever of 3 years who was homely and cute just so I could go after big ass whores and I regret it every day.
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>>35071757
Cheat on her if you're sure you wont get caught.
Dont break up with her for it, trust me its not worth it