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>The 23-year-old chef met wealthy Chinese heiress Xixi Bi after she moved to Britain to attend Cardiff Metropolitan University. Quickly, she fell in love with him, and for the next two years, she lavished him with expensive gifts and trips abroad. But friends and professors noticed a difference in her. The once-dedicated student was missing classes, had suffered many bruises and a broken jaw, and dropped from a healthy weight to just 98 pounds.
>On the night of the murder, Meadows says that Bi would not tell her where she'd been that day. In a jealous rage, he beat her mercilessly, both with his hands and with an unidentified stick-like weapon. He claims that he did not mean to kill her, but a jury disagreed. Meadows was sentenced to life in prison, and he must serve a minimum of 18 years.
What should we do about the White Problem?
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He's fuqqin cute tho .
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>>35078529
>ywn have an little Asian suger mommy who pampers you like a child in exchange for love and cuddles
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>>35078529
Its not a problem.
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> be me
> 400 lbs 24 yo neet
> Parents borderline kick me out of house
> Go to high school friends party, first time out with friends in 2 years.
> Havingagoodtimesorta.jpg
> Stomach rumbling. I need to shit
> Go to friends bathroom.
> Sit down to shit
> Midway through shitting I raise my legs and lean back
> Toilet breaks under my weight
> Fall forward on broken toilet pieces and my own shit
> Everyone hears and sees it
> Fat me covered in shit with broken toilet. Smell is horrendous
> Leave, get text from guy, have to pay for toilet and cleaning. Room quarinteened.
> Parents refuse to pay, say this is final straw, say I have to leave by March and lose weight.
> No money, NEET, wat do /r9k/
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>>35078420
you're pretty much fucked
how much will it cost to repair
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>>35078449
Looking at 2200, broke the main pipeline at the back. Not including cleanup fees.
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>>35078420
Fuck man. I'm a neet too but try get a job doing anything to get some money
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Fembots, why aren't your pussies perfect like this?
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*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM*
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Why are reddit girls so hot?
How can fembots even compete?
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>>35078265
she is from reddit?
looks like a 4 year olds pussy
Reminder that women should be allowed to wear whatever they want without men having to sexualize them.
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>>35077969
Women should be sexualized 100% of the time if they are attractive.
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>>35077969
>women should be allowed to wear whatever they want
As long as they're covering up their genitals, ass, and tits, sure.
>without men having to sexualize them
You can't control my thoughts, friendo.
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Reminder that you're right but in the world we currently live in I can say the same thing and get away with it because free will.
I think women should be allowed to do whatever and wear whatever and I should still be allowed to sexualize them
OH
FUCKING
WAIT
I already can
I already do and I will continue to do it because I can.
Stop me or get over it. Even if you do some how manage to stop me I still win because I dont bleed from my dick and testosterone > Estrogen. You can try to feel great and empowered but nature has actually made me great and i'm naturally empowered.
Stay mad and leaning on medical science because mother nature literally hates your guts.
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>300 calories a day for a week
>haven't lost any weight
Could it really be big bones that explains this?
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>>35077910
You're lying, or you're really shitty at counting calories.
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>>35077910
Water retention, bowel movements, body going in stock mode ...
Too many variables, make it easier for yourself: just remove the obvious shit from your regular diet and move a bit more each week.
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>>35077910
Pretty much this >>35077928
Also, you have to exercise too OP.
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Bonus points for High Resolution images.
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From my /o/ collection
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there was another one I thought of first, but I can't find it anymore with all of the saved pics on my pc...
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makes me comfy
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What kind of work do you do robots?
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>>35077665
pizza hut.
making pizzas
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>>35077665
iam a welder
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>>35077665
Nothing. I had a part time IT job for a few months, I was a temp and it ended. I didn't do anything since. Kill me now pls.
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NEETS: If I paid you $1.5 Per Shitpost, Would you do it?
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Well NEETs, is an honest meme job.
Would you take the wagepill?
I am serious.
https://neetpostingincorporated.wufoo.com/forms/neet-posting-inc/
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a dollar fifty a shitpost? are you kidding me nigga, I'd do it in a heartbeat
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>>35077654
What will I shitpost about?
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>could make $90 a hour
>sit on this site 16+ hours a day anyways
>if I shitpost once a minute, every minute, for 16 hours I could make 1,440 a day
hell yeah
What does /r9k/ do for a living and how much do you get paid?
Pic related. Firefighter, $50k a year.
NEETs keep moving.
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>>35077254
Are you a chad or something? Aren't firefighters the most chad of emergency workers?
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Yes, they are but OP gonna tell you a lie, like "no I m a real robot, I don't a gf and or something like that; don't know.>>35077282
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>>35077282
I'm pretty normie. Most firefighters are. TV and movies would have you believe that we're all a bunch of alpha Chads though.
It's a fun job though, and the work schedule is unmatched in any career field.
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Pick one and only one dogfu. This dog will be your companion for the next 12 years.
>all dogs have the same lifespan
>dogs will not perform lewd activities for you
>dogs will never bite you
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>>35076972
all of these dogs are fucking normie/nig tier dogs
i don't want a pittbull or a 4 legged barking vagina.
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>>35077017
yeah what exactly is the point of picking between a bunch of dogs that are just dogs that act like dogs?
why not make it interesting and make one a flying dog that you can ride on, one a laser-beam dog, one a money-shitting dog, one a Chef Ramsey dog that cooks for you, etc?
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Ron Jeremy looks comfy
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Post your ideal gf
I will not 'settle' or lower my standards. Fight me.
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>>35076656
This is the closest representation of ideal I have seen. Thus she is my waifu.
Irl the hairstyle is the first thing I look for, and I have never ever seen it.
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>>35076656
preferably a magic caster maid waifu who's a wee bit on the crazy side and gets carried away but since she's a magic waifu i can't die and neither can she.
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>>35076656
>tfw no dark as night gf
originaiel
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What does /r9k/ think of my daughter Ebrietas. I think she's qt.
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i came inside of her desu
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No dubs for your daughter today!
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Ugly and smells like dogfood
>accidenly call my mom earlier at like 1am
>she texts me at 4am asking me if everything is alright
>i tell her it was just an accident
>suddenly I realize something
>I don't even have her number saved as "mom" or anything
>scroll up and see 4-5 months of her texting me and me not even replying once
>realize I have only called her twice in the last few months, and one of those times was after I got robbed and needed money
>the other time I was completely unemotional and brief
>this wasn't anything intentional i genuinely never even noticed until now
>don't think I even hugged her when I was leaving last time I saw her
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>>35076551
Change now then anon
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>>35076551
Go give your mommy a kissy
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>>35076551
Was she good to you?
If she was go visit her asap and take her out for a meal.
You're a terrible son.
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Why did God make butts so beautiful, then fuck up the allure by having you poop out of them?
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>>35076429
For, what the kids described as, "The lulz".
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>>35076429
Have you considered the reason for your attraction to ass is that you subconsciously want someone to shit all over you?
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>>35076429
>Why did god make vagina so beautiful, then fuck up the allure by having you shit out of them
Really makes you think.
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hello guys I am very drunk right now
ask me anythingj wow i actually posted this
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What'cha drinking, anoon?
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>>35076104
Hallo goys Yam vewy duck white know
As'k my anythink world of Warcraft I actwallee pause tits diz.
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>>35076104
>hello guys I am very drunk right now
are you a girl?