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>>35068726
I have one of those cheap battery powered ones. Change the head once every 3 months, and, according to my dentist/dental hygenist, my teeth are the picture of health. Of course, I floss, too.

I don't have a toothbrush because I don't brush my teeth.

I brushed my teeth for the first time in like 3 years a couple weeks ago. Been trying to convince myself to get into the habit again. Even bought some toothpaste the other day.

>>35068719
I work 3rd shift at a power plant, as an Operator. Good money, better hours. Work 8 hour shifts, 10 days straight. One other guy works with me every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night.

He's ok, but the time goes by faster when I'm alone.

interesting job, night shift sounds nice, i like writing stories about people with night shift jobs and their lives

my night is going poor

got fired two weeks ago, someone stole my car a few days ago and i found out i am getting evicted today and becoming homeless and my birthday was today but it passed without anyone noticing again, didn't celebrate christmas or any holidays last year either and nobody has talked to me past small talk in a few years, started drinking again tonight to say goodbye to all the bad memories of this home, just walking through the rooms and feeling a sense of dread knowing that this place that i hated so much and made me feel suffocated is making me feel nostalgic for a happier time

i am worried because i won't be able to feed all the homeless cats around here that people abuse and leave behind anymore, and the abandoned kittens i took in from the street that got me evicted have come down with illnesses from the unfixed roof damage bringing in insects and filth and i can't afford to help or take care of them anymore, someone with a pit bull moved in and lets it walk around without a leash and it attacked the oldest cat that was already dying of age and my first friend and he is badly injured

these cats have good intuition and always comfort me when i am sad, and tonight i am saying goodbye to all of these friends in space time i'll never forget not knowing where they'll end up on this weird place i was born into for some reason, but i'm gonna spend my last money on trying to help the cat that got attacked and wait for a rainy day to an hero because i do not like sunny days

>>35068993
You are a good man. I hope you'll be better soon, best of luck to you.

>>35068680
Why would you immediately want to be back in a relationship? List all the bad things that went wrong with it. Give it time

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>>35068680
There's nothing for you here Norman fuck off

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I never had a gf and I'm a NEET.
You should become my girlfriend instead, fembot.

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i swear, this shit is happening nightly now

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no, just me then?

>>35068631
>anybody else having connection issues?
me

>>35068546
I've been to Japan 3 times, first 2 times were 3 month stays and the third was for a year. Also been to NYC and Montreal. In Japan I stayed in Tokyo but I visited Nagasaki and climbed Mt Fuji, also had this weird Japanese woman take me to a small town for some shady MLM thing she was trying to recruit me into.
But this was all in the past before I became a NEET, I won't be able to travel in the foreseeable future.
And I agree, traveling alone is the only way to do it.

I'm Canadian and I go on small vacations to the US with my NEETbux.

I love traveling alone, not really making any plans or schedules, just going slow and people watching. Popping a couple ativan, having a beer at the airport bar, getting comfy and watching all the normies rage because a flight was delayed a mere two hours.

I don't know how to plan or coordinate anything so I never travel.

The only bars worth going to are Strip Bars that actually have hot strippers. I went to a strip bar ONCE, the strippers there were incredibly hot and I swear most of them were about 16 not even 18.

I'm too autistic to do that on my own initiative, I got dragged into it by random people. I was so incredibly autistic back then that I was nothing more than a blank tool for people to manipulate at their leisure. I could be coaxed into doing anything, I felt immense pressure to obey any command from any stranger, for fear of them getting mad at me.

>>35068590
Any bar other than a high class strip bar is not worth going to.

>>35068535
I go to bars/pubs all the time. My fav place to eat is a pub. Usually live music, cheap beer, flavorful food, and good ppls.

>>35068479
idk, but where can i get that shirt? been looking for it for ages now

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those are pretty dumb leggings

also boys can't wear leggings

if i tell you will you post yourself in it?

>when you have call in sick the third day in two weeks and it makes you angry because it takes the fun out of the weekends.
I don't want to smoke weed everyday anymore.

>>35068585
well dont anon.
just abstain for a month and then make it a weekly habit.that's far better than daily,daily smoking sucks out the fun of smoking

>>35068753
It will be tough. I can't go more than two days without it. Im thinking about starting smoking cigaretts. Someone said its more easy to stop smoking wead because it makes sick of the smoke.

>>35068388
you sound cute OP

>>35068388
Are you a fucking midget or something? Jesus Christ.

>>35068422
Sounds like shitty genetics, he will like a lot of those things when he's much older and getting women becomes easier for financially stable, non-disgusting men.

Other than that, just your ancestors being small and seemingly undeveloped in general. For most men, the beard will work out by the age of 30, few have issues with facial hair after that age.

>>35068369

What kind of stuff did you ask her to do?
Your answer to this question will determine whether you wasted your money or not.

>>35068377
Trust me, nothing that makes it worth it.

>spending money to jerk off

>>35068076
Yes. I tend to have chemistry with everyone. Which sucks, because that means people think I want to talk to them.

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Yes. They live in Norway and I want to marry them. I went to go visit them last week and it cured my depression.

>>35068474
gift deg med meg bby

wtf? Is this a true story anon?

How does your sister feel about this? Why would she fuck a literal piece of human garbage like this son of ambassador fellow sounds like?

How does it feel being an uncle

I'm under the impression diplomatic immunity doesn't cover child support

>>35068031
It's true. I haven't met the guy in person so I couldn't tell you

Like I said, it doesn't feel like she's my sister anymore, so I can hardly feel like an uncle. Every advice I gave every step of the way she just ignored.

Why saltwater for brushing hair I've heard this twice now

>>35067989
NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO ME AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A GF

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>>35067989

>tfw I don't live in a golf course obstacle

I was born to fail

>>35067913
Just fuck the bitches and don't get attached, that's what tinder is for

>>35068204
that requires getting a match anon (not OP)

I tried Grindr too without being gay,it was so fucking easy that for a moment I felt like a woman.

i am seriously thinking of starting a e-commerce for me. i just cant get up early, i dont like leaving my house, so just fuck it

DROP SHIPPING

>>35067938
what platform?