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I'm moving to a new city. I know already how it will go down.
>act super normie at first
>get lots of acquaintances
>try to hang out with them but with little success but they are friendly
>get a crush on the first girl that is nice to me
>ask her out and get rejected
>realise I have no chance with her or anyone else
>resent society for being deemed an outcast just cause I'm ugly
>distance myself from everyone
>everyone sees through my normie act
>become legit outcast without any friends
Why does life have to be so hard? Why cannot I just have normal friends and gf?
What's even the point of a life like this? I have to work just as hard as everyone else to survive, but I get no support and no love from anyone. I'm just torturing myself for no reason at this point. Might as well end it.
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>>35071308
Surprisingly accurate description of what will happen. I've moved cities twices, and it went down exactly pretty much how you described, minus the asking a girl out because I've been a virgin for too long that it brings me real fear.
But yeah, if you already know the drill I recommend not bothering this time round.
Not worth the pain of looking back on it and thinking about how you could have done things differently to make it work.
People like us? We're simply not meant for this world.
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>move to new city
>don't know how to get friends
>just stay inside and post on 4chan
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>>35071866
>Surprisingly accurate description of what will happen. I've moved cities twices, and it went down exactly pretty much how you described
Yeah, cause I'm talking from experience, myself. Some of us are just broken, somehow.
>>35071983
It's not like I know how to get friends either. I just act like a normie whenever I'm introduced to new people through school/work. Also notice that I never said that I actually made actual friends. People were just nice to me. But nobody was a close friend. Nobody wanted to bother with me.
if dubs your fat ass is fucking gay
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>>35071195
If singles I'm bi
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>>35071195
RoIIin' for singles
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>>35071195
op rolling plz no fat n gay
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>go clothes shopping with my mother
>high school girls kept taking photos of me and laughing
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>>35071111
They thought u were hot
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>>35071111
they wanted your quads
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Whaddya expect anon? We're all fat autistic weeaboos.
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>tfw no trans qt gf who will support and love me while we collectively sue the US government for extra toilet rights
Why even live? :(
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>>35071051
Can you even fuck a post op trans pussy?
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>>35071560
Yes, and more recent ones can even self-lubricate a little with Cowper's gland fluid.
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>>35071560
Until they get depressed and can't be bothered to dilate regularly so it closes up. At least clothes fit.
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>mfw rejected from swimming pool for being too fat
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>>35071040
I've never heard of someone kicked out of a pool for being too fat.
So this begs the question, how much do you weigh OP?
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>mfw greenpeace tried to return me to the sea
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>>35071070
I don't thin it's a question of weight, but of how much fucking space he takes up.
>>35071085
Lost my fucking sides anon, thank you.
I've got a date tomorrow night. First one in nearly 2 years. Met a girl outside my work when I was grabbing some lunch a week ago and we've bumped into each other at the same food store a few times since. We exchanged numbers, she seemed kind of interested. We're going to a fancy restaurant because we've often talked about food when at the food store, making fun and light of it. She's Jewish, but really pretty.
What chance does a goy like me really have?
Anyone ever date/hook up with with a Jewess before? Care to share on experiences/tips?
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>>35071007
Jews are people too anon
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>>35071007
Don't expect her to pay her share. Expect her to ask questions about your job, it's the most important thing to her.
And whatever you do, do not breed.
Good luck, normie. Now get out.
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>>35071037
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist, desu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ePNpH9uvI
If this is true then Elliot had already approached females before, I wish we could find a way to upload these videos,he was also interested in Hitler
The more I know about him the more I miss him, RIP
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This is officially r9k's holy grail.
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>>35070942
>googling "how to kill someone with a knife"
kek what a retard
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>>35071064
I have come for the grail
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>out for a trek in the national park to calm down
>go to sit down under a tree where there is some native grass to have lunch
>there is a blind girl sitting close by under another tree
>too beta to even acknowledge her presence
>sit and open my bag to fish out a sandwich
>she says into the distance that it isn't fair that i can see her but i won't say who i am
>walk over to her and she starts introducing herself
>asks a little about me
>she doesn't seem to mind how bad i am at smalltalk
>we talk for half an hour and exchange snacks
>her phone beeps but it won't read the text message that she received
>offer to read it to her
>she declines
>pulls some contact lenses out of her eyes and reads the message like a normal person
>"oh, i'm not actually blind by the way, but i don't like being able to see"
>i can't even contemplate what i've seen
>she asks me if i want to catch up at a local cafe she knows tomorrow morning
>still unable to respond
>gives me her number to ring her tomorrow if i wanna
is this a red flag at all?
do i meet up with her?
this is probably the most time i've spent with a girl who wasn't my mother already, and she said that she didn't have much in the way of friends
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This bitch sounds like she has a few screws loose.
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>>35070931
>red flag?
I dont know but there has to be something wrong with her.
>meet up?
I dont see why not, you having nothing to lose anyway
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She sounds a little off. Like a character from a Wes Anderson film or something.
But then again, you're probably a little off too, aren't you? Maybe you're a good fit for each other.
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>when you've had 3 energy drinks in 1 day and the can says to only have 1 a day
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>>35070883
Rebel rebel
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>>35070901
I'm going to die aren't I?
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>>35070883
Energy drinks do literally nothing for me and I'm not sure why
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Does Iove exist?
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It does and futa on male is its purest form
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>>35070710
Man I gotta say Nic Cage is looking good I'm starting to buy into that vampire rumor
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>>35070710
>Does Iove exist?
Love is a social construct.
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How can you be right-wing and a NEET? This makes no sense.
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Because I don't want to see niggers when I look out of my window while I enjoy my NEET life.
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>>35070663
you can have political views regardless of your employment status.
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>>35070663
Mass immigration puts a strain on social services including welfare. Keep the niggers out and there is more for us. Any more questions?
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>my waking hours feel like hell-
>disconnected from almost everything- feels like i'm floating through an ugly world
> when i speak people don't seem to understand what i'm saying
> my mother acts as if she is afraid of me now (she was the last person on "my side")
dreams are also something like hell
> uncomfortably real
> always in the same general 'world'
> average happenings except all of my anxieties are intensified and realized.
> never 'scary' enough to warrant waking myself up, have to experience it all
> i almost always always wake up in a daze
> my memories and dreams frequently get mixed up during the day- causing further confusion as well as a sense of deep melancholy
what is happening? please respond. I feel so alone. I hate sleeping and i hate being awake. do i just an hero?
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Go to a shrink already
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>>35070659
I already go to one. I TRY to explain it. but he does nothing. just repeats the same shit..... "hmmm anon, we'll have to work on this, but one step at a time". he treats me like i'm a fucking child as well. my mother pays for the sessions, so i had to keep going, even though i told her after the first appt that it was shit. I feel like i'm losing my mind. I have an appointment tomorrow but i'm not going to turn up.
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>>35070715
Try heroin,
Origami
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>tfw the benzo alcohol combo kicks in properly
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>tfw the opiate and stimulant combo is unbalanced
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>>35070677
watcha on senpai? I have some stimulants to add if I get too sleepy
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TFW the kratom kicks kn
Are vapid, animalistic, unintelligent, ignorant, hedonistic, unenlightened, ignorant, disgusting NT scum even human?
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>>35070565
NT are okay in my book
NFs are the best though
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>>35070657
NFs are literally not even omega males with their desperation to please others and muh feelings. If you're an NF, you're a fucking personalitylet.
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>>35070565
>bro tier
INFX
>good tier
XNTX
ISXP
>agreeable tier
ESXP
ENFX
ISXJ
>obnoxious/vapid tier
ESXJ
>t. INFP
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Hello /r9k/ what do you think of my cute daughter?
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>>35070544
shes breddy cute. does she fit in a pokeball?
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>>35070576
She might! She would be a cute pokemon! She's already super cute!
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>>35070544
Microwave on high for twelve minutes, turn, microwave for additional twelve minutes or until product is cooked thoroughly.