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What do roasties mean when they say European men make love better than Americans? Be specific.
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They're talking about Spanish and Italian men, not Brits with rotten teeth and Swedecucks.

American men are gross, sweaty cutfags so it's no wonder that Burger women prefer Alejandro
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American sex is terribly ritualized by mix of porn stereotypes and small town prudishness. Somehow finishing on girls face became weird standard, for example.

But then I am explaining sex on this board, exercise in futility...
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>>35073373
>tfw half Italian half Spanish
>utterly alone

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>gf is smarter than me
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>>35073310
>women
>smart

Seriously tho, how do you feel about it. Do you feel inferior?
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>>35073310
i wish i could have a gf who was smarter
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more women have 100IQ than men, but more men are very low or very high (like me). I'm to inteligent for girlfriends anyway.

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What's with the trap shilling?
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>>35073301
Nevermind that,
WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE?
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>>35073301
misery loves company, dude

gross ass tranny mutant faggots
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In the grand scheme, it's a plan of the jews to make all of 4chan a pussywhipped shithole

first they started with the blacked nigger memes, then moved onto heavy cuckposting and now it's sissying up the remaining people

if you enjoy cuckolding or being a faggot then understand that it was not out of your own volition and you've been influenced

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Anon, help me clean my apartment
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what the fuck is wrong with your back , bitch?
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>>35073293
*clears a spot to sit*

alright, done
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ahahahaa nooo xDDD

*does the pee pee poo poo all over your apartment before turning 360 degrees and walking away*

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Movies about fembots don't exi-
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>>35073270
>senors
every time
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woe is her for begin a virgin at 18 >_>
Meanwhile I'm 24
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>>35073311
>only 24

heh, try 35 kiddo

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>keep discovering all kinds of cool music
>no one to share it with
>imagine having friends and listening to music and going out and experiencing life with them
>it will never happen
>just alone with my music
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>>35073197
>imagine having friends and listening to music and going out and experiencing life with them

kek, I do that with the characters in my fantasy world. hopefully you'll find someone to share your music with, OP
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I'll listen to your music, OP.

Why don't you share some of it?
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>>35074104
I like Susumu Yokota

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kzSmAWH2YkY

And Gas

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hiU-oacg624

And Les Rallizes Denudes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YtCSbSYHEGU

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Press 1 if you never had a gf

1
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>>35073184
new fag thinks we can type single digit numbers
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button pressed, now what, does it grant me a gf?
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>>35073235

>Spells newfag as "new fag"

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Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to bake cookies
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But I is no wite boi

I is the niggest, I is the king nig
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Uhh I just use the recipe on the bag of chocolate chips
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>>35073033
Use the 3-2-1 ratio. Three parts flour, two parts fat, one part sugar.

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Are traps just a temporary fad?
Will they be forgotten about in a few years or months?
Or will they be a key aspect of millennial culture?
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>>35073015
we can only hope this shit dies
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>>35073015
Whenever you leave this place, you'll realize that the only time transgendered faggots are mentioned are on fringe websites that are attempting to b8 their readers for views.

I think of them like hipsters. They're doing it before anything catches on and when or if it does, they'll be the first to be like "I was getting pounded in my boipucci before everyone else thought it was cool."

Just ignore everything to do with them and they'll go away (literally by killing themselves because they aren't getting the validation they need to continue living a facade).
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wake op degenerates, traps are only a thing for weirdo incels like you on 4chan, nowhere else is it a fad
you guys are fucking crazy i swear

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>you will never pretend to be a fembot, catfish all the thirsty faggots who beg for contact information, and then meet with and castrate every single one
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Fuck you you fucking fucker
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>>35073582
t. beta orbiter

you are like a strikebreaker and why roasties can get away with it
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>and castrate every single one
I'd like to see you try :)
I will continue to defend women and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>it's an nsfw board
>browse it at work
Who else here /devilish/?
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I do it on my phone. Makes the day pass faster when I can look at tits.
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>>35072972
enter here when iam bored as hell in classes. Iam in the first line. So devilish
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>>35073111
Nice digits famarino

I browse as well at work. Makes wagecucking that less soul-sucking

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Dat fucking feel when you accidentally mind read all your coworkers and people wonder if you have a soul.
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>>35072911
>meet a lot of anons from /rk9/
>nearly all of them say they're submissive
>really just needy and whine about shit all the time

You sluts need to just agree to watch anime and play videogames with me when I want.
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>>35072911
Teach me esper san.
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>>35072911
If just i had a qt submissive gf.
If just...

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>hhhrrrrrrnnnnngggggghhhhhhhh
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
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>>35072768
FIRST
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

ONE TO TALK GETS TO *BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

STAY ON MY AIR
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
CRAFT
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we shot this last night it's a braaap posting parody

http://www.xvideos.com/video14835135/can_t_stop_farting
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>s-sweetie are you finish in the BRRRRRRAPPPP-athroom mommy really needs to go

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>study biology
>have field trip
>windy, rainy day
>feel bad from the start, its way too cold to enjoy yourself
>the others are just joking and lauging, as happy as ever
>"lol its so cold haha! Im really freezing haha!"
>my jaw is already shaking
>have to form groups
>end up with four muscular guys. They are jumping around, shouting and playing
>feel rage build up
>spend four hours walking around with the guys, taking notes about trees and stuff
>im clenching my fists because of the cold and the rage over these overly positive guys
>one of them comes up to me, smiling; as happy as ever
>"having a rough time, huh? Try moving around some!"
>he demonstrates by cheering and jumping up and down
>mind snaps
>scream like a retard, swing my fists, leap back and fourth
>the idea was to mock the others by imitating their stupidety
>they just laugh and say stuff like "see, you got it in you!"
>give them a cold stare, don't talk to them anymore
>they notice im mad and freeze me out
>finally field-day ends. I take the bus home
>almost start crying on the bus

Why can't everybody just act normal? Life isn't good ALL the time. Why cant guys like this just face it?
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Because they're not pussies that think 40F is cold. Kill yourself, bodyheatlet.
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yup it's them that aren't normal

no way it's you

and it's totally normal to complain about it hours after the fact on a racist frog board
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>>35072782
>>35072811
Why are you even here? Go work out somewhere while listening to your 'workout' music. You don't know shit about real life anyway.

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Hey anon, you're such a great friend
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>>35072672
I can't say the same. Don't feel any friendship coming from your end.
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>>35072672
i know. i am. i know i could be better. with little $$
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>>35072672
I love this woman, any anon knows where she live? I'm thinking California

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