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What are your neighbors like /r9k/?


>guy across the hall (mid 30's white) think he's still in the army, But he's just an asshole car salesman

>girl across the hall (mid 20s white) is a fat whore who burns coal, Also I think her nigger boyfriend is a drug dealer

>other neighbor next door is quiet mid 30's white guy, Never see him, But when I do he's shitfaced
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i stopped going outside.

i'm afraid my parents will see me
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>but no one is paying attention to you anon
>are you that narcissistic? no one notices what anyone around them does
>just don't be so self conscious
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>>35077629
Lonely single woman think she is in her 50s, drinks red wine and has a cat, I would dick her but she looks like creature from harry potter 2bh

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Why do girls get so hung up over ex-boyfriends that abused them?
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>>35077625
Because he was alpha male to them
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>>35077625

Dominant, aggressive, masculine body, large penis.
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>>35077625
more test = more aggressive = more likely to abuse partner
more test also = more masculine and therefore more attractive to girls

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Who else /chronicboredom/ here?
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>>35077566
bump
fjfjfjfjwowowowoiiiieeeiiiieeeiiieiieiieiiieoregano
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>>35077566
Yeah man. I'm trying to get iback nto reading
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only boring people get bored bro

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I just want to cry brobots.
I just want to cry.
I just want to be loved.

Post songs that shoot tears in your eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3BfIx578Yw
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dude
plz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbRJoHTJAM
OR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSshQu9rQLc
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>>35077544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WotkQ6vFuGw

here's the story of my life, gets me depressed every time but i cant stop listening to it.
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>>35077572
thanks buddy
love u

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"Hey, Anon, I just got the DNA test results. It turns out we're not actually brother and sister. Crazy, huh?"
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this would actually make me extremely upset, I like my sister a lot
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>>35077531
I know, I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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>>35077531
post rares


original

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Is it possible to become unboring if you never had the social development you were supposed to have through 12-20?
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>>35077499
no
im oringial dont mute me bot friend
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I don't know. Can anyone who broke free from robothood comment from the other side? Is there any valid advice in these two videos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tk82hEHNnY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9i2HAE-ZSw
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I've been thinking about this myself. I've noticed that the only line separating boring people from not boring people is how talkative and how many anecdotes they have. In order to have good anecdotes, you have to have experienced a lot of stuff. So I guess the answer to becoming not boring is to leave your room as much as possible and go do stuff.

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Can we agree on the fact that most robots are capricorns, or born in January?
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>>35077451
I'm Gemini, Is it robot-tier guys ???
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>>35077451
aye
capricorn signing in!
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>>35077451
we can agree that you are wasting your life like retard

>tfw no qt Russian gf
Anyone else know this feel?
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All too well mate
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>>35077395
Isn't she an original pornstar?
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>>35077674
Pornstar? I don't know what you're talking about, anon.

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>Be nice and respectful
>Girls show no interest
>Be an asshole
>Girls show no interest
>Now almost 30 and don't feel anything when it comes to women
>Girls show no interest and wonder why I seem "bitter"
There is no winning is there?
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>>35077294
Yep, get ready to be thought of as bitter or gay for the rest of your life
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>>35077294
it's the harsh reality, idk if ill be able to do it, when i go back to college ill try being normal and nice but im open to at least testing the asshole route to see how it works
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>>35077319
I have always wonder why the grumpy old man is grumpy, and now that I'm becoming that man I know why.
You do everything you can yet nothing is good enough.

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For 50 points, who is this anime character?
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it's sasuke
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that guy from yu yu hakusho
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the dude with the 3rd eye from yu yu hakusho

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Why do so many women seem to be such cold hearted bitches?
Where have all the good women gone?
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>>35077211
They have so many options for both friends and romantic relationships that they don't need to care. Between making connections through their friends, dating sites, and tinder there's just a flood of options for anything they want. They don't need to try to make friendships work or treat people decently. If someone doesn't serve their interests they can drop them immediately and there's an instant replacement available.
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>>35077336
This, a woman doesn't need to do anything other then exist. Everything is given to her on a silver platter and she doesn't need to deal with any bullshit or hardships.
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>tfw women find me unappealing because, I am, I quote, "easy", when it comes to giving affection and love

I've literally been told that mfw

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Lazy Thursday edition.
Post your feels, age, status and hopes for the future, if there are any and I hope so.
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>26
>moved to germany to do a masters and try to make it work with my german gf
>still working on german, at b2.2
>was asked to serve on student/faculty study commission, basically just have to sit in a meeting once a month and give simple input
>starting new job at research organization finding ways to reduce greenhouse gas emissions
>entering software competition at school, i think i've got a good chance to be invited to a conference to present but i don't want to jinx it
>just booked a ticket to visit an old friend and his gf in london with my gf
>hoping to secure a position at this company to do my thesis
>also hoping to find a visa sponsor to let me work in germany while i try to fast-track towards citizenship

going alright i guess
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>>35077252

LIUAWEGTIEYRGTLKJELRHB FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35077271

>he still names his files!

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How do you get a glamorous gf? Do women even want to be glamorous anymore?
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>Do women even want to be glamorous anymore?

Yes. I believe that's when we say they look like whores
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>>35077101
>not realizing that was risque at the time

standards change, at the time what she's wearing is equivalent to what sluts wear nowadays. girls want attention, thus they dress slutty relative to what the norm is for that time
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>>35077101
>Do women even want to be glamorous anymore?
yes!

but when and where would it ever happen?
We'd have to do glamorous things together. There's modern kind of glamour, but that's not the same. Does pic related count as glamorous?

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Save it before (((they))) delete it
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>>35077052
What is it. Saved
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>>35077052
>/pol/
On phone.


........xuckblack whitpride kill all the nigges XDdddddd
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>>35077052
Oh look, another stupid /pol/ thread transplanted to /r9k/
Top stuff there, OP

Hi robots, just discovered this place. And I kinda like it. Consider myself a fuckin normie but I get the point you are making sometimes. Can I stay ? How does it work around here (too lazy to read all the rules)?
ps: I aint no grill dont ask me to be ur gf, fags
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Put rat in pooper
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Try the stew, it's delicious
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>>35077025
But before...
>Are you a virgin ?
>do/did you have gf ?
>how many friends have you ?

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