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cake doesn't look half bad save me a slice

>>39159476
I hate cake, but happy birthday anon. I spend my birthday alone every year.

Happy birthday, bro! The cake looks tasty as fuck

>>39159428
Because they are anticompetitive. They'd rather lower others than raise themselves.

>>39159428
It's easier than improving their own flaws.

>>39159428
this and the internet were the worst thing to happen to women, now young girls go on forums asking for advice from older ones who tell them to slut away and degrade yourself asmuch as possible. But ofcourse in the disguise of "be free" "live your life" "be wild", honestly i for one am happy we are heading in a downward spiral of hell and torment and in the end of the spiral lies blinding atomic light to cleanse all human filth from this earth for good.

>>39159224
Autism: Together, we can solve the cat identity puzzle

>>39159279
I figured it out on my own though, anon. I stated that in the OP.

That's not autistic it's just really cute <3 I love catboys too

>>39159163
>I would talk to a roastie
you should expect more form a robot

>>39159163
That doesn't make her not a slut. That makes her sluttier

>gross lol

Olegano

>>39159022

Interesting edition title

University

A-levels

Not being a NEET

Social life

Girls

>>39159022

Ain't nothing that can please a man, like mould up the desusan

>>39159013
I have.
Now 5 out of 7 days i get no access at all to women to even try to stop being a khhv. The only good part is that i actually like the job.

>>39159013
too old physically disabled amongst other things

>>39159013
the entire military industrial complex is a massive occupational cockblock. i can count the number of cute girls on one hand at a facility of thousands.

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>>39158944

Too lazy to go through last thread. Haven't really thought much in depth about it. Pygmallion and Galathea sprung to mind, as well as the ballet about Coppelia.

I'm sure it's a convenient retreat and surrogate for many who are unable to deal with a real relationship for whatever reasons. Maybe also a sign of the times as we don't socialize as much face to face as we did back in the days before internet and all its social media, leading to weaker social skills and ability to communicate, which probably also ties in with the change in language.

Alpha a best

Coping mechanism done by overly idealistic NEETs to satisfy the desire for female (or male) companionship they're afraid to say they desire.

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>>39159160
>Alpha a best
Ah, a man of taste

>>39158926
What you posted is a mulatto (or mulatta?)

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>>39159000
How about some dark chocolate?

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Wouldn't mind something like this.

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STING YOUR NOSTRILS

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do you fags have any idea how good a girl's sweaty little asshole smells?

>>39158912
Bendover I'll inhale that sweet asshole scent

>>39158825
Yes, You have to be a huge man child in order to even relate to her. While at the same time be a function adult so you can give her something worth staying around for. I feel like the two don't go together.

No that's a great idea. Pound her pussy loose.

It depends on what you want from the relationship, what do you want OP?

>>39158687
>cow girls
>public use
>also blueberry inflation
>nipple penetration
I don't have a weird place i come. I just have a skeet blanket

>>39158743
Oh shit cowgirls are my thing.

Assuming they're chicks with 4 huge boobs and an udder

None of that cow with a human face shit

>>39158687
what the fuck is the matter with you
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Fuck you too /r9k/

>>39158615
That's why we always say to get out of the house more. If you were my friend and you were having trouble meeting a girl, I'd set you up with a female friend or help you make a dating profile. What you just discovered was the ultimate redpill

Noone is on your side you goddam idiot, why did you even trust us?

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>>39158615

>Talking to a woman for two hours you aren't banging

Welcome to the friend zone Anon. Hope you enjoy being an emotional cumdump for no return you loser

Let me summarize her advice to you to save you time falling in love with a woman who sees you as gay pavement to walk on.
>Just bee urself

>>39158424
These fucking threads every fucking hour I HATE IT

>>39158424
im too scared of rejection

>>39158425
HE HATES IT

>>39158420
It's only fun if you're mentally ill

>>39158420
I haven't worn them for ages, but I believe they're
>good-looking
>comfortable
>soft
>good at providing ventilation
>rich in variety

>>39158420
>tfw man who wears effeminate shit all the time
>still don't understand transvestism

If a previously fat bitch who was thirsty for your cock but you turned down lost weight and got hot, would you accept her?

>she's been getting dikt down the whole time you were putting in work

no, fuck that whore

Go find yourself a younger, hotter girl that looks similar to her. Trust me.

>>39158282

That's actually an interesting point, anon, cause see... I like "investing" in fat bitches that I feel have potential to be beautiful. I'll fuck 'em a couple of times and then suggest they start working out for me. If she's slightly chubby only and I can see she's got amazing genes, I'd even be willing to be with her and sculpt her all the way.