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>tfw too intelligent for dumb friends
>too much of a failure/loser for intelligent friends
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>too much of a dick for non-dick friends
>too sensitive for dick friends

My psyche is a curse
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dont talk to me either
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hahahah nice

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any1 else depressed because they are red pilled about the world now? it's such a dark place when you find out the truth
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>>35079846
Alot of us are. Fight back in some way. Don't just take it sitting down man. Have some fucking pride
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>>35079846
>basing your world views based on 4chan memes that are based on a movie scene from The Matrix.


There's your problem. Also you're probably like 20 years old and think you have the world figured out, that's your other problem.
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>>35079900
im 26 and im talking about being red pilled on everything

women
jews
islam
god
feminism
marxism
niggers
animal agriculture
the white race
evolution (the indifference of nature)

even stuff like materialism, where everything we think is special and wonderful is just the mechanics of chemicals in our brains and free will is myth

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>test gives me this result
>people call me a fence sitter, undecisive retard who can't into politics, who is too afraid to have original thoughts
>actually have very strong radical opinions about most things
life as a centrist is hard

people think you just say "i dont know" and "well statement A and statement B are both wrong so it obviously the answer is inbetween" and "maybe" to everything

fuck
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>>35079792
Iktf

Left leaning centrist here and I think that any political position you take has its pros and cons. Being neutral actually helps having a clear and rational view on things and "Balancely" criticize regardless of your position (yes, even being neutral has its cons).

What are your views anyway?

The things that I care the most are equal rights (so we can purge useless movements such as Feminism and BLM) and more funding in scientific researchers (Research>Discovery>Inventions>New technologies). The only way humankind can progress is by innovating, animals do it too, and, in my opinion, the best way to innovate humans is by science. (I know that I sound like a total loser...)
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>>35079792
>tfw teetering on the border of AnCap
simply by posting here, on this private property, i am violating the NAP. at least im not a Centrist(copyright) though.
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>tfw extremist
if it makes anyone feel better i also have socially conservative views

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>steps out from the shadows
>assertively grabs your ass
>"heh, you're pretty cute anon... why don't we go back to my place...?"

what do?
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>>35079724
>run piece of rope through his ear hole
>hang him up by a tree
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>>35079748
He looks pretty beefy anon, you think you could do that?
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is the root of this look Keith Richards?

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Why is pop culture so ghetto? It's basically like everyone is adopting black culture
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>>35079672
Black culture isn't ghetto
You think anyone besides a slum lord wants to get caught with being fucking ghetto?
They're the only ones that can afford it.
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>>35079672
>black culture
Kek black culture is whatever the Jews that run their record companies say it is
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Its superior in every way goy.

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>tfw your 7 inch cock looks normal sized when your 6'4

Do any of my fellow robots have body image issues?
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>>35079507
6'2 here with a 6 inch ding dong.
I'm a little on the chunky side so some length is lost in that fatty area. So it's looks minuscule compared to my size. I hate my body.
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>>35079507
6"2 with 7in and it looks small compared to my size according to my viewpoint. Just like my feet look small from eye level too.
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>>35079507
7" penis on a 5'7" tranny and I wish it was bigger a lot because porn ruined my brain and perception of the physical form.

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"They use the word normie as an insult."

Plan 2?
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How about we say "regulartons" or "meatbags" (since we are robots and they from flesh)
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>>35079596
>meatbag
I can get behind this
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>>35079596
regulartons sounds absolutely terrible

meatbag lacks the incisive condescension present in 'normie'

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>mfw born stinky
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCK CHAD FUCK CHAD FUCK CHAD FUCK CHAD
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>>35079463
Can you please give me a +1 and include me in the screencap, le good sir?
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There is no such thing as "smelling nice". If chad is handsome women will say he smells nice. It's Stacy doublespeak. Disgusting!
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tfw trap that never sweats for some reason muwahahah not posting pics

Okay, we've managed to (somehow) avoid the impact of Jupiter. For those who done wrong to society are in prison. But now scientist are saying that the collision between Earth and Saturn is definite. You only have one week. What will you do?
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Play with my PS4, all week long.
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Kill myself when it's just on the horizon
I'd use it as a focus, a deity even, representing a long overdue cataclysmic change that wipes away the fucked up earth dynamics
I'd be filled with euphoria like I'm witnessing some kind of science fiction space rapture
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Boy it just ain't our week, is it?

>Just want to live life as a caveman in the woods
>remember the government can take pictures of literally the entire planet from space
I'll never be woods hermit completely out of reach to society, will I?
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so many satellites in space
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too many satellites
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so many satellites
https://youtu.be/Bjc-SXjGN8w

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how big is your dick bros?

5.2x4.6 here, hope jelqing is real.
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>>35079413
Don't jelq! It's a meme, it will only make your dick smaller.
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>>35079452
are you srs? proof?
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>>35079460
2.3 seconds of intense googling. You have more chances of fucking up than achieving it, and if you do, it's temporary.

I was thinking why does society make it hard to escape?
>nasa budget keeps getting cut
>most drug are illegal
>video games and virtual reality are expensive and mutiple ban attempts have happened
>people make fun of you for liking cartoons or anime
>the earth itself is covered with humans on every landmass
>even 4chan is filled with normies
Why live?
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THERE IS NO ESCAPE

srsly tho, imagination can take you anywhere.
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lots of these are half truths or dont make sense. very little of actual land is occupied by people. you have cities in select spots connected by roads
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Because if you could escape no one would bother with it

Pretty sure almost everyone's vision of an ideal life deviates from this nonsense.

>have PTSD and am a neet now because of the military
Don't ever join in wartime anons, ever. I don't care how many stories make it cool.
Does anyone else have PTSD?
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>>35079178
what zog war did you fight in
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>>35079340
Iraq. All I see are anons from Afghanistan but I fought in Iraq. I didn't have any problems with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder until I was discharged.
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>>35079368
What's it like having PTSD? How does it affect you?

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>Play my favorite song when I'm in a good mood
>been playing it since fall 2015
>normies judged me
>wtf are you listening to anon?
>my favorite song makes it to the mainstream media
>all fucking normies around me love if

LEAVE MY SONG ALONG YOU PLEBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>doesn't even post the song
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>>35079083
>expecting this retarded autist that made this retarded thread would have enough sense to post song in the OP
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>>35079070
>tfw nobody ever likes the music that I listen to

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Get in here fellow snowniggers, I know you are out there
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>>35079039
>ripping off britfeel
shame
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Jeg har ikke lyst til at snakke med dumme danskere. Normalsvanser hele bundet.
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>>35079072
>Implying britfeel has any originality in the first place

Fucking cancerous threads that need to die. If you want to keep a consistent dialouge go to gaybook or plebbit.

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