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Anyone else here a virgin?

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>be me, 5'11 autist, 9 months on /fit/ home gym masterrace
>leaving house after 2 weeks in
>walk hopelessly into apple store
expecting to play the Jew's game
>skinny-fat male apple looks at my broken phone and says it will take a minute asking me to take a seat
>two semi-stacey apples sitting to my left talking about whatever, but looks serious
>one turns around and asks if I am here to repair my phone
>"yeah"
>both of them staring blankly at me for 5 seconds not moving or saying anything. >Wtf is there something on my face? I want to go home
>skinny-fat apple says something about the screws on my phone and shit. Just get it done bitch, I will pay your jews
>female apples walk out with their bags looks like their shift is done. Dat ass doe! On both of them
>5 mins later apple male says someone wants to talk with me outside
>wtf am in trouble? I don't know the niggers in this hood
>go out expecting bad news
>female apple standing outside fixing her hair.
>"How is your phone?","aww that 's too bad","don't worry about that, we can fix it","Heyyy, why don't you give me your number, so if you have any trouble... "
>okay don't get your hopes up aspie, she is just trying to be nice and a good slave to the jews
>"Heyyy, are you on whatsapp?"
>mfw
>come back to shop after my life had changed and whole new world opened in front of me
>bernie lookin customer jokingly tackles me and asks if I am a wrestler
>mfw
>skinny-fat apple male glares at me every 3 mins
>mfw when cucked him
>mfw when alpha for the first time
>"that will be 17 dollars sir"
>mfw cucked the jews
>mfw this is real and not a figment of my imagination nor a dream
>mfw /fit/ is not a meme

I posted on /fit/ earlier
You don't have to believe me but please believe in yourself
We can all make it brahs

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>"""""""""""""""""""attempt""""""""""""""""""" suicide
>live
>just go "oh well nevermind lol"
>go on the rest of your life talking about your suicide """""""""""""""""""attempt"""""""""""""""""""

someone explain this to me

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How do you block out bad feelings effectively?

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You have 10 seconds to name something easier than being a woman

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i waant 2 smel mye dog assy assy

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Has a girl ever beaten you up?

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What's your most impressive achievement?

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I wish i had a gf, being alone day after day and year after year feels scary sometimes

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I really in a fucked up situation. Like mentally. I have never been lost like this, i dont know what should i do. I feel weak. I guess i am not capable for this world.

>Be me
>Be Turk
>Be against to erdogans goverment
>Get sued
>Definitively not guilty
>Have problem with police in politically
>Get beaten by police
>Try not to cry
>Be achieved partially
>Want to get revenge but dont know how to
>Feel demolished

Continues...

>Be me
>Be in university
>Dont go lessons because of deppression and anxiety
>Totally failure


Continues...

>Be me
>Try looking good to girls
>Treat them good.
>Get rejected by every one of them


Yes I dont have good English, sorry about that. I cant even introduce myself, am I autist? I cant think properly and cant even write down those fucking stories.

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guys i have found a way to beat my depression and succeed more in life.

i literally take 1 hour (yes an entire hour) before my morning routine each morning and look at myself in the mirror.

i then strike the smug pepe face and hand on chin gesture and stare at myself being smug as fuck, even try to look smugger than smug pepe. for an entire hour.

this sounds like bullshit but i have been doing it for 2 weeks now. i got an interview after a week, a job 2 days later. i now have a date with a semi qt girl next weekend.

shit really works.

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http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/

>Random page till a Monster girl appears
>post your waifu

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What is nazis vision of blacks, are they as hated like jews?

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>tfw most men who have successful healthy marriages are with women less physically attractive than them who yet possess attractive feminine personality traits. Learn from them and do the same

>millionaires
>billionaires
>NBA players
>football players
>soccer players

really makes you think

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People are having sex right now at this very moment