ITT last text you received from a girl
How the fuck do I respond to this? Fucking brutal
this image
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"Ayy lmao u wan sum succ"
"Makasih sayangku"
Cocks are pleasurable
Semen is the source of life
Giving pleasure to a male is one of the most beautiful things in life
>tfw no master that like to make me his slut in public
>tfw not enough cocks for a gangbang
>tfw you will never have a feminine face
oh well at least i have a good butt
ITT: Post your real name and rate your fellow robot's names.
My name is Matthew.
>>35057370
sounds christian and kinda generic
im bjorn
>>35057370
Cousin Matthew that moved to california a few years ago, is that you?
>>35057370
Vincent,
An original name
Roll time!
You can use this thread for any member of your family
mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki
Option 1
Go hug your sister and post results.
Option 2
You may also give her head pats or stare into her eyes and say "i love you".
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.
1 - Ive always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - Ive hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do something together with no consequences what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing that keeps me sane in my life.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what other may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. but the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking! I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.
THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.
Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
can someone tell me what just went down?
why was the site lame for a while
PIZZA NIGGER
I hate my family REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35048181
4chan had a hiccup
Do you guys stop watching a pornstar after she's been blacked?
No, I wanna her white ass struggle to take take the BBC
I don't care if they've done interracial, but I do avoid the ones that have been on that site. Their advertising was far too aggressive and obnoxious.
>>35083289
I don't watch blacked so how would I know?
>cuck posting on /pol/
>making troll replies on /pol/ that get at lease 8 replies of anger
>make fembot threads and pose as a roastie
>occasionally racebait on /int/, /r9k/, and /pol/
>try my best to get banned on /lgbt/
>post surprise scat on /gif/
>viciously defend Taurus and Rossi on /k/
>trigger nerds in /akg/ and /arg/ by saying their weapon platform is garbage and point out only the negatives
Anyone else like fucking shit up?
>>35082816
Being nice is more rewarding.
>>35082816
>racebaiting on /pol/
So you were posting on /pol/?
you're just a faggot, especially if you aren't being paid to do it.
Hey anon, you're amazing, I love you so stay with me ok ?
Stop trying to keep us alive with false bullshit. You don't care.
>>35082652
Hey anon, what's going on ? Don't be so irritated, I sincerely care about you
>>35082565
Ill use this oppurtunity to say that nofap is NOT a meme, try it out for a month+ and you will become less depressed and more motivated
>stacie sends me (chad) this
>when will betas learn?
Cajsa that picture of you is great. It makes me think of you as being better wearing a cap and t-shirt with dark jeans clothing over a fancy dress.. you look relaxed in that picture so much so that I think of you being more adventurous than I gave you credit for. I guess what I am trying to say is that picture looks a little punk, tom boy a lot, and it appears that is your natural state. Haha wow. You look like you walk the streets late at night. It appears that you're more attuned with simplicity and dark over popular fashion. Your literature is dark. You're like 3a.m. on high hills. Barely any light present when none should be and an eerie feeling as the sky changes from dark to bright similarly causing the soul to tiredly transition by force from a tired to tired but annoyed because a splurge of change horizons on surface and just thats soo captivating . Haha your pic makes you appear as if you'd prefer to be in a rain forest at night nakedly running through it than conformal social ball events. At least in the least you look like you go to death metal concerts or even more so, that you pulls boys to the side and take charge . Umm so young but so mature. So aren't you a woman of a princess. Kindof hot btw, the dark clothes gig and cap and hair simply fit dark on you. As I believe your splendour I hope you understand simply fit dark on you makes dark bright with hope
>>35082517
The text is from the beta. Pic related (stacie).
nobody fucking cares. why are you talking to yourself?
beta boy sounds like a fucking retard damn how do they come up with this stuff
>mum said I have a nice looking face
Feels good being chad.
>>35082499
>grandma says i have a nice dick
>>35082499
>tfw mommy always tells me I'm handsome
>tfw some girls told me I have a nice looking face
>tfw virgin autist
>Cashier told me to have a nice day
This bitch wants my dick, heh
>penis inspection day tomorrow
>forgot to get circumcised
>penis inspection day
>have fordyce spots
>>35082424
don't fall for the snipping jew
TFW the penis inspector laughs at you for not shaving you're pubes
tfw that's me on the far right compared to average male and female heights
>>35082261
the avg female height is 5'4"
>>35082278
oops i thought it was 5'6
>>35082261
Tall Girl x Short Man best OTP
I want one grill to fuck me with a strapon
>>35081918
die
not original
>>35081918
low key avatarfag thread, reported and saged
>>35081918
I want two
>tfw losing interest in anime and vidya
>anime and vidya
Read books, anime and vidya are for manchilderen.
>>35081887
Me too, now I just wander around internet
>>35081938
Actually, thats a large reason why im losing interest. I started reading some books and just found them more engaging
This post needs to remind all robots that it will be okay if we recognize that we do deserve love.
>>35081874
rare feel
But the problem is that I realise that I deserve love but nobody is actually willing to give it to me. And if anyone was willing to give it to me, I'd be too shy to actually get close with them.
That movie was fucking garbage and I feel bad for letting it make me feel bad.
>found wow vanilla private server
>bought coke and cheese doodles
>locked myself in my room
>spendt entire day and night leveling a paladin
>actually meet and talk to people in game
>do this until I just get bored and the nostalgia wears off
>find another game
>repeat
nothing works so i cry.
what vanilla server, i can't find one.
thanks im sad op
>>35081796
I'ts called Elysium
Found it on the nostalrius forums
>>35081772
Vidya has been my escape for years, but starting 1 1/2 years ago they've started to get boring and now I don't find them that exciting. Idk what to do now, that's why I'm on 4chan...