Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9372. page

>>35082465
That's perfect height. I'm a tall hairy beast

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>>35082465
tfw I wanna be a sissy but 5'4, 130 lbs, I'm a fatty

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>>35082465
>>35082521
perfect tbqh. nothing but giant neanderthals most of the time.

>>35082419
who cares Im a pretty boy

>>35082444
a rarer breed

>>35082444
please post your bossumpossum

>>35082389
no i dont think so but im open to hearing about your beliefs anon

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>>35082389
Christian reporting in, although this isnt the place for this.
>>>/pol/

>>35082389
GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES. IF THERE IS A HELL I'LL SEE YOU THERE

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>35082345
Reporting in, doing fine without any friends

>>35082345
Do you want to be friends with me anon?

>>35082408
No, I hate tripfag scum and I was talking about real life friendship

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Shitting in a shit thread

this country has no future desu. leaving in a few months. it's been real yall

>inb4 le butthurt about election xD
im republican voted trump

I'll be gone in a few years,after which I'll just be a sextourist visiting the US to fuck kidsand mexicans

shut the fuck up you dumbass fucking weeb dumb anime poster i fucking hate people like you you pathetic FUCK

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>>35082713
>being this upset
wew

>>35082750
you dont understand dumb sissy faggots like OP are a scourge on this fucking board and this earth they need to FUCKING DIE

>>35082264
>tfw no steam gf whose into anime and into valve games like cs:go and tf2

oregano

>>35082264
do you want to be my steam bf/gf anon?

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>>35082330
sure post id orig

literally estrogen in the water, dairy, meats, plastics and more

>>35082292
Why are they fucking doing this to us? Do they want us to commit suicide?

>>35082243
You want us to say that 5'9 isn't so short and that 112 IQ is decent but I won't do that. Go and die in a pit full of snakes you attention whore.

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helo friend lets hug

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>>35082505
gud idea!! hehue

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>>35082224
here's an APU

>a literal manchild gets laid and you can't

>>35082109
Creative talent is worth a lot. Why do you think every dumbshit with a guitar ends up getting pussy?

>>35082073
Didnt he have like a hormonal deficiency or something?

>>35081754
die
orinal pasta

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People always say I'm striking and that my eyes are beautiful. I also have a gf that thinks I'm hot.

>>35081754
Yeah, I have good sight
>>35081854
fucking weasley

Smart but lazy is a stupid meme.
>Derp I work a dead end job part time but I'm smarter than all my coworkers lel

Sure buddy

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>>35081680

many people are much less intelligent than they think they are

>>35081680

People I work with say that I'm smart. I always tell them that the less you say the fewer opportunities there are for you to look stupid.

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>>35081429
My trap Internet friend that has to talk me out it almost every other day

I have a good father, but that's about it. If he leaves this earth im going with him

>>35081429
the knowledge that hookers exist

>>35081344
Is buying one of these giving up on life? I heard people who buy them are at a high risk of committing suicide.

>>35081344

I would never fuck a piece of rubber because the act itself would be incredible humiliating for me, but I got to admit... they look a lot better than I thought lol.

i wonder if it would
be fun to buy two
sex dolls each a
separate gendered
doll and then act
out sexual congress
between them both
like you're teaching
them about life in
a gentle and caring
way and only after
you do that maybe
you can join in

>>35081248
*I was cheating on my 6/10 gf with this 8/10 girl i really wanted to fuck
*i convinced her to go to an hotel, but my gf keep calling me at the phone
*I was so distracted by this that i could barely got an erection
*We still fucked with my semi soft dick
*She never answered my calls again
*Worst sex ever ;_;

>>35081248

me every time i go to the brothel

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>>35081984
Can you honestly tell me why you post on a virgin board?