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Howdy, where are you from??

>Grew up in the south
>Never really think I have an accent, think other southerners have much more thick accents
>Talk to non-southerners
>They all make fun of me for my southern accent even though I don't think I have one
O-okay

>>35086695
>tfw no ex-bourgeoisie french accent bf who lives in comfy, sustainable squalor
I don't even think french accents are romantic or sophisticated or whatever
They're just neat
Irish accents are pretty hot too

>>35086567
Damn dude. I don't have a mother. I found solace and comfort in music, particularly Pink Floyd. I don't usually listen to that kind of music but those guys give me the emotional fulfillment I need.

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>>35086567
>tfw you've lost the ability to cry, and have been drained of all emotion

>>35086707

Yeah I find music helpful. I listen to it and sometimes make my own, but over the last year I have kind of stopped.

I have a feeling I'm slowly making my way out of this life. All the things that used to give me pleasure I have slowly lost interest in. I quit my job on a whim. I have stopped reading books which was one of my favourite things.

Now I spend my days mostly in silence, drinking until it's time to go to bed. I'll maybe cry for a bit and then take some benzos or sleeping pills.

Wake up and repeat.

becca

>>35086471
Jillian, but "he" prefers to be called Tamaki...

>>35086500
>the wicker people
what did they mean by this

>>35086157
You look like a pre-teen, no offense. How old are you? Why are you making a such a sullen expression?

Did you just murder somebody?

>tryin' to look thug
>to a bunch of fucking omega white boys
Dog, you know there's /pol/ack retards in here who'll take this the wrong way and call you "normie."

>Took a picture of a random girl at a bar

Well there's your first mistake senpai.

>>35086019
yeah doesn't look like a social scene

>buy her a drink

Holy shit, get a load of this guy. Do you think Chad buys drinks before plowing puss? (No, he doesn't.)

You just got used for a drink, bro. Sorry. Next time don't get roasties free handouts in the hopes of getting laid. The whole concept of buying women drinks is 3rd wave feminist bullshit.

>>35085924

this guy is a disgusting fat cunt with mantits and messy hair, he only gets game because he hangs out with youtube meme celebs

>>35085974
See this. The girls didn't even know who he was.
https://youtu.be/cVGJhUCAWig

>>35085974
yep prob pays them too

Literally every girl I ever had sex with was a 7/10 horny college girl. Now that I'm almost 30 it's been a while LOL AMIRITE BOIS?!?!

>>35085917
yeah actually you are right

except I am only 20 so I don't know the "been a while" part LOL

>>35085896
how is that suppose to be my fault

Whatever I make a weekly backup of her mind data. All I have to do is save up and get a new one, same model, and back her consciousness up.

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I'm going to make Pulse look like fucking Disney World.

>>35085757
>not having backups
Look at this fucking pleb.

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>>35085515

NASA should stop wasting time with this shit and get a ship ready for mars, we need to start terraforming.

also, conversations with girls that will never happen.

>>35085515
Nothing will come of it and everyone will forget it in a few months.

>>35085552
It takes thousands to terraform something and the radiation from the sun will just destroy it again

Does it matter whether the girl or you asks me this?

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That was me. Sorry bout that

>that kid that got aids and had to move to Florida

That kid that went to the water balloon fight with a piss filled balloon.

>>35085341
i dont have facebook

also

condom sex sucks

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>>35085341

you must be a low tier alpha

>>35085341
can you just post the nudes

>>35085299
>tfw I find my own feet perfect and very arousing
>tfw jacking off while smelling them, licking them, sucking on the toes and rubbing my face all over the sweaty soles

>no fags

pick one

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>>35085328
>stroking your own cock is like giving men handjobs
Nice meme.

It's not my fault if you have disgusting feet, sorry.

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How oId were you when you found out you really liked feet and how?

>>35084995
Every few days but only to masturbate in peace.

>>35084995
I find pleasure in ur mum mate

I dont have a bathtub. in order to have storage and a washer/dryer the previous owners of this place put in a horrible shower stall thing.

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>>35084958
Baby carrots best snack

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>>35084958
so fucking good and so fucking expensive

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GOAT. I eat these things damn near 24/7.

Damn I wish I could comment more accurately but the truth is I really don't know. Haven't really talked to any women other than immediate family.

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NORMIES actually keep their buddies updated in real time when scoring with girls? Seems very autistic to me, idk.

wow this screenshot from some unspecified source with no context sure has got me angry at women!