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choose your race and where you live in middle earth
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Numenorean.

Undying Lands
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White. Europe
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numenorean human, destined to marry a beautiful elf girl

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Reminder that you can't live in a first world country and be a robot.

Only we the shitskins and the ostracised people from the third world can trully call ourselves robots

a proposito, hablen en espanol si gustan.
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>>35088764
Reminder you can't be a minority and be a robot
I got bullied exclusively by spics and niggers when I was younger
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>Tfw master race argentinian

I laugh at all of you latin americans, the north italian blood runs through my veins.
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>>35088921
kjakjajkakkjajkajkakja en el hilo se estan cagando de risa de vos

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>It's an anon cutting his mom's side of the family from his life episode
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bretty gud feel in my case
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I fucking resent them, especially my mother. she is a selfish, narcissistic piece of shit that would never in a million years commit a selfless act for own children. It's gotten to the point where it's become toxic to even communicate with her in any way.
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meant to reply to>>35088440
I'm on the verge of snapping right now and i just someone to talk to

Any self outcasted people here? If yes, why did you do that? What made you permanently jump out of the social life?
For me, it was my friends becoming more and more boring/evil, they kept talking shit of other people over and over again.
We are all males.
Two of them had another friends group, basically normies with girls and guys in it, drama stuff which I always shut down right away.
The other one has another friends group two, completely autistic nerds with fedoras and fake swords.
I was basically in an unwinding group of people, realized it too late, when they completely dried me up, it was like the old days were gone and there was no space for genuine fun anymore, only bad gossip...the worst thing was me trying to make them have fun and not talking shit all the time about others, that contributed to make them feel better about themselves while at it. I was a dumb hopeful fuck.
Shit hit the fan when one of them sent me a message which was destined to another shit talker, he was talking shit about me and it sounded like it was one of their funny habits.
Took me a while, but now I don't care if they're alive or they died, I'm much, much better without them, I'm finally healthy and happy again.
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You're not alone OP, I had a bunch of stupid ass friends for years who did that same shit everytime I hung out with them, then I realized life is too short to settle with that low-tier nonsense and moved on.

Of course that doesn't mean you can't find a new group to chill with though, there really are some great people out there contrary to this board's vicious cycle of hating all of humanity
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>>35088264
Hard to say. I'm not sure if I'm isolated from social life for good (24 at the moment, been friendless for 3-4 years).

What always brings me back to outcastism is that I really have a hard time caring and being interested in other people over a long period of time. I can do things with people and have fun, but I never feel like I have to see them after that, so if we are to do something, they will be the one initiating. I'm a follower when I'm in a group, and I can be appreciated by the group, but I can easily forget about them for days, and at some point I just don't really feel like reaching out ot them anymore, and eventually we both forget about each other.

Basically, whenever I meet someone new I can have fun for a while, but it quickly becomes a chore to "maintain" the relationship, and the effort never seems worth it.

Doing fine for now, never really felt lonely or anything. I'm bored sometimes, but it's a "what should I do today" kind of bored more than a "im so alone" kind of bored.
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Multiple times

I just have a tendency to want to get away every few years and to leave as much as I can behind

Attended 4 high schools, left my childhood friends before time was due, and now I'm about to leave my college friends 2 years in

I just feel like a year or two is enough to spend with specific people or at a specific place.

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Dont you feel like shit for being unmanly?
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>>35088172
Used to, not anymore though. I'm comfortable being an effeminate guy. It's who I am and I've learned to accept it
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Nyet, I am man. Big man.
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>>35088172
>ywn have a huge cock
jdimsa

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what do normies do during their downtime?
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Clubbing and smoking weed. Maybe a drama TV show
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Half normie here. They either play vidya, watch shitty tv, or sit on their phone.
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>>35087999
Honestly? A lot of them watch TV series in their down time instead of going on 4chan.

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>when I was a kid i thought I would grow up to be a white person
>tfw I thought I would look like leonardo decaprio
>tfw just a manlet spic
feelsbadman
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>when the brown person asks you if he's white
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blonde hair blue eyes is literally shit tier

if you have black/brown hair light skin then you're good

too bad you're a manlet that's what ruined you
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>tfw half spic
>literally no fucking ass

end it now.

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It's one of those nights where I'm so horny and will be edging and fapping for hours until my cock is so horned up the cum will start to leak out angrily from being denied.

Anyone know these feels?
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>>35087876
Can you show me anon?
orig
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No, I don't feel sexual desire anymore.
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>>35088235
What would you like to see, sweetie?

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ITT: Post your goal in life, and also post why you will never achieve said goals

>Want to fuck endless amounts of qt Japanese trannys

>Not attractive, not Japanese, not in Japan
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>>35087786
My goal in life is to make enough money to afford a mediocre apartment so that I can play vidya, watch movies, and eat. I probably won't achieve this because I will most likely kill myself before I get any foothold in life
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>>35088048
This. Anon you described my goal just right
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>>35087786

japanese hate foreigners anon.

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Haha what about you, Anon? What was your craziest hook-up? Come on, everyone's got at least one good sex story!
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Tranny off craigslist.

She was black
And not really passable
But she had a tiny benis and I wish I had sucked it
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once i successfully sold a scimitar for the price of runic materiel in runescape but it was really made out of mithril, making it a vastly inferior sword
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>>35087432
I don't have one
I'm not a degenerate who does hookups
Me and my gf are waiting until marriage

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Why didn't anyone tell us this would make us normal?
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they wanna see us fail to feel better about themselves. they dont want us to be normies.
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OK I'm seriously thinking about trying the Adderall meme, Have tried Ritalin in the past a few times but every time it just felt like a caffeine buzz, only rarely did I feel like it helped

Is adderall confirmed better then ritalin or what, I don't wanna waste my money or time again
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>>35087395
I had Ritalin when I was a kid and I never noticed any effect whatsoever,

Adderall is seriously a wonder drug, I fucking get shit done all day long and enjoy it. It's almost like living in a whole different world

ITT we all fill out this political thing

http://filteries.com/politics
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I don't know much about the economy but i'm confident with the ideals behind my decisions.
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>>35087575
>i'm confident with the ideals behind my decisions.
too bad that doesnt mean jack shit robo
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>>35087575
that looks like total shit

I've been blessed with a porn star sized monster cock. How do I use this to my advantage?
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>>35087015
start your own amateur porn company
incest is a good way to go if you can make decent plots
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Post with timestamp?? Don't be a faggot.
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>>35087047
anon... stop :( I don't want to show it off

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any /r9k/s with experience on suing a Jewish Corporation?

>go to Chili's
>Immediately get "The Stinky Eye" from Stacy waitress because I am an alone man
>Give her the Stiff Upper Lip and seated anyway
>Get a menu
>Order Southwestern Eggrolls as an appetizer and Turkey as an entree
>Bitch Stacy tells me they can't make Turkey
>"It's not on muh menu"
>Tries to suggest other items
>No, I'm paying MY MONEY and I want the food I WANT
>She keeps saying "sorry" and backing away from me like I'm going to rape her
>Tell her I want to talk to the manager
>Fat Chad comes up to my table and asks what is wrong
>Explain that this Bitch Stacy waitress won't let me order Turkey
>He gives me the same old "not on the menu" BULLSHIT
>Tell him I don't CARE what's on the menu, I'm paying HIM for the food I WANT
>He keeps trying to argue with me and acts very smug about it
>Gets me really really angry
>Start shouting at him
>He says I have to leave
>Everyone is staring at me
>Pick up my cup of Complimentary Water and throw it as hard as I can across the restaurant
>Normies get Soaked
>He says I'm not allowed back in
>Tell him I Will Sue

What can I sue Chili's for? I have them on Emotional Distress, Deprivation of Rights, Refusal of Service, Inhospitable Environment, and Gender-Based Discrimination. I'm so angry I want to call a Lawyer the first thing tomorrow.

Tell me what else I can sue these Jews for.
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just make your own queso at home and distribute the recipe card
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you're going to get counter sued for being a loner and therefore being a terrorist risk
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>>35086950
I don't want Queso I just wanted freaking TURKEY! How was this so hard for those IDIOT Jews to understand?!?!

>>35086966
Nice Trolling but I have an Ironclad case

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What is up with women making lists of demands, and give nothing in return?

Take this woman. She is a single mom and want the perfect family. So she demands that her future man provide her and her kids with stability and security. He also needs to be tall, cause she likes to wear heels. All part of the wetting process.

But exactly what does she bring to the table? It is like going to a restaurant. Sure you can order stuff, demand things. But you need to give something in return, money. What do women with these demands offer in return?
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>>35086829
They say all these things, and are usually just Friday night fucks. Take her to dinner or some shit so she thinks youre dating then smash and dash. Never go to your place, go to hers.
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she's not very smart, obviously. It probably hasn't even occurred to her that a relationship is a voluntary exchange between consenting parties, and that she has to offer value for value.

why even waste the effort of thought on these kinds of women? Save it for finding the kinds of girls you want.
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>>35086892
Shes going to post on her Facebook where are all the nice guys, after sucking dick every Friday for the past 2 months and no one commits to her.

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