Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9367. page

>>35090216
>tfw no physically, emotionally and sexually abusive gf who appears normal in public but is completely sadistic as soon as we're alone

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>being a sox fan

Anime girl has trash fan allegiances

>>35090216
>Red Sox

Bostonians are the most powerful race in the world

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>>35089999
this post totally is not made to admire your digits or anything.

>>35089999
i dunno how you guys can do it. i've tried but i always end up jizzing after like 2 minutes. also sick digits.

>>35090669
Underage step off my realm pls

Goddamn Christians...
I could be happy and balanced too if I believed a load of rubbish

>>35089849
I think it comes down to the fact that so many churches are more cucked than they seem

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>>35089849
Why does YHWH have such a massive cock?

it's advisable to have friends that exist faggot

>>35089853
Projecting are we?

>>35089812
I don't know why would you do that, unless they are assholes about it. Ignore politics and talk about what you have in common.

Break up with him and let me be your bf instead. I will talk to you whenever you want.

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>>35090049
would you let me visit you? where do you live? what's your myers-briggs?

>>35090096
>what's your myers-briggs?

Might as well ask his horoscope and zodiac sign while you're at it

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My posts are usually too autistic to warrant replies

Just like this one I made right now!

Probably 3 or 4, and that's not really notable enough for me to remember what the post was.

some kind of well-crafted bait I forgot what exactly it was. probably something about black men being superior. I got at least 20 (you)'s.

>>35089472
what weapon are you using?

also, stop spending humanity, and beat them solo, it's not easy, but manageable.

don't let them flank you and stay behind pillars to avoid ornstein's bolts

>>35089472
Focus on one at a time with them.

Getting caught up in the 2v1 will get you killed

>>35089472
Hidden in Anor Londo there's the armor of Havel the rock. if your build allows it you can find and equip the weapon to tank fatboy and slim.
Or do what I did, summon solaire and kill ornstein before smough kills solaire. Then deal with the fatass. Alone he's manageable.

>>35089403
Doesn't he just play video games all the time now?

I wouldn't call that "making it"

>look at this guy trying to Fucking better himself, what a retard am I right guys?
>why can't we make it?
Gee I wonder why. Kill yourself you Fucking mongoloid

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wow he looks so much better now

proper gf

I can always buy nutella

Nutella is over rated trash

nutella
I can always buy a proper gf

Better stop while you still can because part 4 is worse. It just continues in the next few parts until part 7.

But even then
if you like part 7 you won't like part 8

>>35089289
Should I watch this chinese cartoon? Is it worth it?

>>35089273
Get you some moisturizer.

tell you good job you fuckin cuck

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nothing, that dick looks disgusting

the tip needs to be sand blasted

How is this even biologically possible?

>>35089005
It's one of the facts of the sexual market place that is rarely discussed. There is indeed a surplus of young men relative to young women in the western world. In the USA we only start getting a surplus of women above age 35. Below that and it's a sausage fest. When you add in mostly young male immigration, combined with women preferring older men, a lot of young guys have to fight for scraps, or give up.

>>35089061
Something like 1.05 males are born for every female.

Combine that with a society that has a high standard of living and hasn't seen any major wars in the past half century and you get a lot of sausages.

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>>35088949
I like that Wojak.

I don't give a shit about transgendered people. I never think about them.

>>35088949
the treatment for being transgender is to transition silly. i think it's funny that people like you get asspained over it though

>>35089156
>the treatment for being transgender is to transition
No, the proper treatment is to learn that there's nothing wrong with the body you are in. Also, transgender people have the highest rate of suicide of any group of people, and the numbers don't go down after they "transition". The "treatment" doesn't work. It doesn't cure their mental illness.

>>35088930
Comics are trash. Get a better hobby.

>>35088930
I read that one right there

you know whats better than reading comics? reading comics with seth cohen

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>Computer enginner
LMAOING @ UR LIFE

Have fun living on the street when quantum computers come out and your living on the street

>>35088900
LMAOOOOOOOOAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice CopyPAstie

Ah I remember back when I was an edgy college kid who thought I me and my degree were superior to everyone else's just because it's engineering. Good luck out there kid, yeah?