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There is literally no use in trying to reason with them because it's literally the only thing they live for; material and consuming/consumerism. When you attack the only thing that drives them in life and keeps them happy/content/keeps their ego afloat; it's a literal attack on their ego. Because these people do not have enough developed character or endurance they have literally nothing else to fall back on when their ego is attacked, other than more material and consuming. These people are usually quick to anger and personal attacks when called out on something even if they know that the thing(s) they were called out on to be true. The consistent use of insight and introspection are traits of possessing higher thought and cognition; whereas the simple minded immediately turn to anger and personal attacks or useless judgements.

These people have what is called pack-mentality; they are motivated by status. Life to them is nothing more than a giant social and consume-fest. The majority of everything they do in life is simply to acquire higher social status; rather than using this one life to gain great knowledge and character. Doesn't this seem comparable to how an animal lives its life? That's why it's called "pack"-mentality. Animals do not and cannot live to acquire great knowledge and character because of their simple cognition and reward pathways. In the wild, having a higher "social" status in your pack or species grants you a better chance of survival and greater chance of producing offspring. Same applies to being higher up in the food chain.

In conclusion, they only possess a basic, animalistic, cognition as well as a basic/animalistic reward system/dopaminergic pathways. It shows in their impulsiveness, hedonistic and nihilistic lifestyle, and their inability to find humanity/benevolence or even show any effort to finding either.
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And so many of them will basically live their generic lives built for them by the capitalist establishment and the Jews, and will work their generic jobs and end up growing old and dying and becoming just another grave like the rest of them. Fucking normalshits
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>>35085143
and what are you doing anon?
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>>35085235
I don't know I haven't come up with anything yet of course, this is 4chan so that is prob expected. But I believe we have both the science as well as the manpower and infrastructure, and most of all the fire that burns within us, to take back what they stole from us.

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Have any of you jokesters who complain about tfw no gf every day even CONSIDERED dating a girl around your own league? Hell, maybe a few points under? I was making myself unhappy lusting after 10/10s for months... YEARS probably! I finally dropped my standards a bit and flirted a little with a homelier/average girl and WHAM!

I could never have expected how great my life would become. Her personality makes up for the lack of looks 110%. Sure it's not perfection or anything but perfect doesn't exist in this world, and this is a heck of a lot better than making myself feel bad!

Anyway, it's just that easy. Stop cockblocking yourself and lower your standards, robots! You won't be young forever! Don't miss out on happiness!

pic related
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>>35085119
I've never tried getting a gf because I have no money, job, or license. those are basically the three requirements for getting any kind of gf
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>>35085119
My standards are already not existent. I don't want a gf to begin with because I honestly do not think I deserve one.
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I will die before I settle in life. Call me unrealistic, don't care.

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>in uni class
>professor says to take out laptops for exercise and passes out worksheets
>girl next to me turns and ask if i have a laptop while holding the worksheets to pass around
>response: a laptop? no
>her response was really snarky and angry and just basically said ugh and dropped the worksheets in front of me that she was holding and turns away and asks some girl behind her

i mean maybe i was checking her out earlier in the class but wtf

i could have been a little douchey in my response but idk
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So she just dropped a whole heap of papers on the floor?
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>>35085104
she's a dumb bitch, what are you gonna have a spare laptop?
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>>35085104
what hte fuck is this shit? nice blog post faggot, why did you think anyone needed to witness this?

at least I will be graced with dubs from this post

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It's been 2 years since my dad ever talked to me. At least he used to ask me how was my day. Pretty sure he considers me as the biggest failure in the family, I don't blame him.

How's your relation with your parents robots?
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>>35085004
Yeah that's about how my dad felt. He's talk to me because I was the only sane person in the house but i could hear how disappointed he was. He killed himself 2 years ago

>mom is a selfish bitch who never really loved me and i haven't spoken to her in almost a year
>she recently tried to guilt trip me into coming back to see her by getting really sick because she's a fat smoker and for some reason i should feel bad about that
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>>35085004
>dad wasnt there for me growing up
>he blames himself for how I turned out
>apologies to me everytime he gets drunk past a point when I'm around
>tfw will never be seen as the guilty one for my uselessness
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>dad was a total chad in his youth, was banging girls when he was 16
>i'm a 26 yer old virgin

I think you can guess how he feels.

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Who else here /Hu3Fag/?

>TFW born in Brazil
>Country with sex culture
>Even children are exposed to sex (Found out what was sex and how it worked when I was 7-8)
>from music, to novels, to even holidays. sex is our lives

>Still cant get laid
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>>35084966

Maluco, te compreendo...Batia punheta pro carnaval aos 3 anos de idade porque as mulatas me deixavam excitado e eu nao sabia o porque, meu pai achava graca que o filinho ja se mostrava macho tao cedo... O tempo passou, tenho quase 25 e tentando parar com o descabela palhaco, mas perde o bv e a virgindade que e bom nada.

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>>35085266
Americanos nao estao preparados para o poder do 'CE CEDILHA'
E porra nem me fala do carnaval, 1 semana pra eu ficar em casa chorando e comendo chocolate (as lagrimas deixam salgado o que torna pior ainda), meu PC atual e uma bosta entao nem jogar um LoL vou poder. Why live?
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>>35085774

Minha esperanca no momento sao concursos, to de olho num da terracap de 7k dilmas de salario e so pede ensino medio, banca quadrix.

Deixa os descolados colarem e se descolarem, quem sabe ha esperanca pra nos.

Coragem ai compatriota, fique na paz.

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>You will never experience the Internet Flash era ever again

Do any other robots know this feel? It really hits so hard. That early 2000s Internet community and aesthetic was something else, and we'll never live it ever again.
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>>35084927

Made me sad when the Newgrounds "greatest of all time" list got spammed by voting bots, and really great games and flash videos were plunged into the abyss of archived flash.
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Miniclip.com
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>>35084927
>tfw you don't have to scourge through the depths of Newgrounds to get to hentai flash games

it's both a good and sad feel

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How bad is it to drink 4loko every night?
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do you live in montreal?
there they drink it for the meme

>pic related
>somehow 4loko is a montreal meme now
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>pic related again
>i'm exagerating a bit obviously it's not a super mainstream thing but i've actually seen people buy it quoting the memes and shit
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>>35084897
Does it help you cope with life anon?

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CHOKEHOLD
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Ugly butter goblin
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>>35084893

say nigger :DDD
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>>35084893
Hey Tana!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NIGGER!

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Why is it so hard for you to understand this?
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>You aren't worth the risk
this is why anyone would reasonably be being told that by someone they thought to be a friend.
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>>35084862

Aristotleist here. Plato can go fuck himself, and so can you with your fucking thought hate crimes against manhood you nasty cunt.
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>>35084862
I don't get it, because who is better to date than someone whos like your best friend? this is all bullshit created so they can let us down easy
don't fall for that one

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>loser pops up in my discord
>try to find out who this guy is
>fucker tries to change the subject
>banned them before they go on about their autism
wew, close one
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>>35084846
In my experience it's like this:
>some anon keeps making threads, begging people to join his discord
>decide to join
>enter whatever the initiation word is and get the usual 'greetings' message
>some anons are already in a discussion
>say hi
>no response
>try to join in on the conversation
>that doesn't go so well
>eventually get bored and leave discord
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>>35084967
are you bullying me
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>>35084967
This will be your new home: https://discord.gg/M5q9QTx

>P-please anon! Protect me, I will have your children!

What do, /r9k/?
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>>35084788

who is this ugly beat up man
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I prefer Marloes Coenen tbqh
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I wish I had a /fit/ Stacey mommy who'd straddle me.
Fembots should hit the gym.

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>get a number from a coworker for a girl she knows
>check her out online
>she's a solid 6/10

I'm not Brad Pitt but I honestly would rather jerk off alone
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>be ronery grill
>ask my best friend to find me a date cuz I'm sick of chads only using me for my vagina
>she tells me she gave my number to her coworker
>he's supposedly "chill" and "smart"
>check his profile
>solid 5/10
I'm no Scarlett Johansson myself but I would rather jump on chads dick tbqhwy
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>tfw only really ugly 3 or 4/10 girls are into you
fucking monkey's paw
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>6/10
>ugly
Are you fucking retarded? And you'll learn sooner or latter that personality is the only thing that matters.

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"Hi anon, this is Diane in HR. We've noticed your internet activity while on the job and have seen you frequently visit a place called 4chan. After careful review of the site and your posts, we believe you are a misogynist and me and the other ladies in HR are firing you, effective immediately."

wat do?
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>>35084695
How the fuck do they know what you've posted?
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>>35084695
Why are you firing me in the carpark?
And why are you dressed like that for work Diane?
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I hope you have a fucking pinkslip ready, or I'll see you inside.

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GOD DAMMIT I JUST WANT SOME FRIENDS
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me two. I stopped speaking to everyone because I hate them and myself
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>>35084667
I'll be your friend anon.

oreganomeansno
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why does it have to be so hard to make friends as an adult?

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DONT PUSH ME CAUSE l'M CLOSE TO THE EDGE
l'M TRYING NOT TO LOSE MY HEAD
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f is for fun
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HAVE YOU EVER TASTED LOVE LIKE THIS, COOL AND SMOOTH
AND HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ACCEPTED UNCONDITIONAL
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>>35084680
N is for Nigerian Princes, taking all your money!

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