"Hi anon, this is the HR Dianosphere, the most powerful weapon to have been created by humankind. It's been carefully reviewing you and your internet activity. You have 24 hours from the minute this thread is posted to apologize to the HR Dianosphere for being a misogynist, or else the Earth will be destroyed by the Dianosphere and the other ladies in HR effective immediately. "
wat do?
>>35086905
at least the isn't a dull square
What the fuck my nigga
This is gold
>>35086905
DIANOSPHERE
Hey /r9k/ was wondering if you all knew of any drinks/recipies of easy to make cheap drinks. I am a poorfag and cant afford very much. I drink mad dog, 40s and beer a lot. What are some good drink combos for someone like me? Pic related is pretty good.
Honestly malt liquor is all you really need.
water
it's basically free
>>35086799
Sorry op, the beermosa is all I can think of
PLEASE TELL ME EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT, THAT EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT
When u die, you cease to exist permanently. Pretty unfathomable desu.
But yeah, you'll probably feel better by tomorrow w/e ur feeling
You're going to die, alone and miserable.
>>35086746
Probably this desu, I always thought this wouldn't be the case, but now at 22 I realize how great of a chance something like this might happen...
Her IG is kittncup and i got the follow lol
How nice for you, titfart.
SHE'S JUST A LONELY GIRL.
SHE'S WAITING FOR A MAN, TO TAKE HER BY THE HAND ANDSHOW HER THE WORLD.
>>35086661
>I got the follow
Great, now post some more pics senpai.
Why is he so beautiful?
>>35086562
>ywn share a meal will reviewbrah
watching his videos make me feel so happy and peaceful inside. he's truly too good for this world.
Give credit where credit is due. He takes excellent care of himself to look that way.
Have any robots tried astral projection? you could visit your oneitis every night!
>>35086527
i have and it hasn't worked yet afaik
Doesn't Ketamine do that?
>>35086527
I've been able to lucid dream almost every night
my ex girl friend is over getting high with my little brother, i require something to distract me. im sort of good at drawing stuff, so ask me to draw shit also draw thread.
pic related one of my better ones
>>35086518
call the cops on they asses
>>35086518
>getting cucked by your little brother
>>35086518
Go beat the fuck out of your brother and then rape her before calling the feds on them for drug use
>quit 4chan over two weeks ago
>mood has gone from negative to neutral
>finding everyday life tolerable
>no desire to smoke or give up everything anymore
>less to no suicidal thoughts
>slightly more self confidence
>actually have faith in myself that I won't fail the semester
>Inb4 I'm a normie because I go to college
It's amazing how toxic this place really is. It took a lot of effort to finally quit, but it was worth it. I'm only posting this tonight and seeing if I get any replies in the morning, then back to no 4chan.
>>35086489
I quit for a couple of months then came back around election day to get (You)'s from /pol/. Then I got addicted again.
>>35086489
yeah I didn't realize how awful this board especially is for your mental health until I took a few months away from it. really shouldn't even be here right now.
You made the right decision my friend. Now go and never look back.
Why aren't there suicidal pills for general public? Why the fuck I have to live with my shitty life?
Because normies don't regard suicide as an alternative, they see it as taboo.
>>35086458
Some people in spain are fighting for the right to be able to help other people comnit suicide legallyeuthanasia
If i'm not wrong i think they see dying as the biggest human right possible.
You don't have to live with it you stupid fuck. Five minutes of googling would find you the easiest and safest way to kill yourself if you really wanted to do it.
What does having someone say "I love you" to you feel like?
>>35086381
Greatif they mean it
>>35086381
Probably one of the best things you'll ever hear in your life and one of the most deafening, soul crushing, memories to let go of when it's gone.
>>35086381
feels great
vordhosbn
>be me
>5 week starts into a new job
>not my favorite but pay is decent and it's a nice office
>decide to go out with co-worker
>couple drinks in decide to go hit on chubby girl at Bar
>"no no no man you don't want to do that to yourself"
>end up drinking too much and call and Uber to go home
>find out the next week my work "buddy" took that girl home and fucked her twice and had her play with his sack
>MFW
Shitty friends man..
get the fuck off my board you worthless normie
saged and reported
>>35086335
ha ha what is that gif from?? XD
>>35086354
Just came to post friend issues internet warrior. This is the correct place.
"Hi anon, this is Diane Planet from the HR Galaxy. We've noticed your eating activity while on the job and have seen you frequently eat several meals a day. After careful review of your flesh texture and nutrition levels, we believe you are delicious and me and the other ladies in HR will be eating you, effective immediately."
wat do?
>>35086301
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiannnnneee reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>35086301
diane planet
>>35086301
>Diane Planet from the HR Galaxy
>Sammie Louisburg will never go shopping with you and show you her buttplug in an aisleway
>she will never take the buttplug out at home later and suck it while you fuck her ass
I want to fucking die
>random online women won't do thing with me
I think death is the best option for you.
>>35086295
Who is Sammie Louisburg? And why won't she share her anus with me?
>>35086295
>I want to fucking die
k
Hey college fag here going to my first party in two days any advice from fellow neckbeards?
I can't help you I have never been to a party. Good luck in becoming a normalfag and when you do then get the fuck out.
Be careful not to drink too much or you'll act like an idiot.
>>35086280
Get some roofies, before you go, and scope out slutty drunk chicks who are alone.
Thank me later
Stawp fappin 2 gurls wif weewees
>>35086263
Easier said than done my robit friend.
Yura phonie, I kiel yu phonie
>>35086263
>Tfw too intelligent to not fap to traps