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>>35087535
They're attractive. I like chokers.
Do you actually think there's a deeper meaning to this OP?

>>35087535
somethingsomething black belt in dick sucking

>>35087535
They mean "I have daddy issues"

>>35087464
Settle down, settle down.

>putting on your big girl panties

LOLOLOL

I would say either of:
>are you on your period or something?
>tits or GTFO

then prove it jerkface! thats right you cant dispel my beliefs

>>35087513
The Illuminati isn't real. Anyone who says the Illuminati is real is a liar and you shouldn't believe them.

There is no proof for the Illuminati, there is no secret world government control, there is no Jewish conspiracy.

>>35087415
The illuminati is definitely real. It's irrefutable

>>35087403
You forgot to mention that ur a cuck, because she's got mental issues and fucks other spics on the side, and also that you look funny with them and kind of stand out. Also that you support them.

>>35087443
Translation: "I'm an asshurt cumskin re re re"

You want to build a wall but your women are opening their gates for us wide open.

>>35087443
>Caring about how you're fucking white trash
K

>>35087392
>females
>with a penis
Retard detected

>>35088051
fuckin cis shitloord

Only autists think something can be seen in black/white terms

>it's either GAY
>or its STRAIGHT

Maybe its a mix of both, something called like a feminine body (STRAIGHT) plus penis (GAY).

Anyways, word games are dumb. You like what you like, and you don't need to have a label for it.

>>35087335
You need to get gud

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>>35087335
>tfw not chad enough to play cs go

>>35087335
>mfw I was literally never good at online games
Especially mmorpgs. It always seemed that everyone good super rare items from normal monsters all the time while I had a hard time grinding money at all

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>>35087177
Have you tried the new FOUR Loko flavor, senpai?

You ever hope that you get drunk enough to choke on your own vomit and you don't even realize you're dead

>>35087270
every single day. sounds like a comfy death.

/a/ ni kaette

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>>35087263
>/a/ ni kaette
iie, watashi wa /r9k/ daisuki desu ne...

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>>35087319
>iie, watashi wa /r9k/ daisuki desu ne...

At least you can admit you're a piece of shit

>>35087109
I've done it, regret it, that's it.

People make too big of a deal about being cheated on. It's just sex, who cares?

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because i don't want to get killed by an avalanche of puss, brah

>>35087107
It's a pretty strong gay tell

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>>35087107
Because my hairline is receding

it's pretty great. they're generally open to anything and really comfortable to hold afterwards. even better if they got a really cute face.

>>35087100
oh god it is so good you don't even know
fucking amazing just slamming it

Most of them have pretty bad proportions. They're sweatier and smellier the bigger they are. Their asses get in the way in certain positions. And they'll never ride you.

Personally I prefer a smaller girl.

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>>35087060
>tfw I do that too

I still feel like the NSA is laughing at my stupidity

>>35087094
incognito mode does not save your history, turns off all your extensions, and you won't be logged into anything. it has nothing to do with the NSA spying on your google searches.

how the hell do you people not understand the purpose of incognito?

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>>35087060
Delete this thread, it is misleading, I do this too OP

>>35086936
>people are this fucking retarded
There where no bc times, God made the earth 2017 years ago.

>>35086936
>implying they could count

A.D. is after death, retard, they were counting to jesus dying

>>35086932
what does the sperg say anon?

>>35087058
he's being weird. like talking about his boring day and shit. I literally don't care

@35087181
well you certainly cared enough to start this thread fagtron

Congratulations, chap. Don't let them fuck up their lives the way you fucked up yours.

nice how was the sex?

Try your best not to force yourself on the kid, no matter how tempting it may be.