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>>35089995
you learn a valueable lesson

>>35090018
what's the lesson!?

you're going to see things and throw up. also its going to feel really good when you masturbate. If i were you i'd take half and have some dextro along with it

probably not
unoriginal

It's not that

You're given a choice, it's just the fact that they won't make it easy for you to enjoy yourself

>>35089993
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKYUY-tuB4I
weirdly calming

fuck you

originaloregon

>>35089974
REEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU CAN'T LEAVE

Daily reminder that you will keep going back to here, either physically or mentally until you die or an hero

>>35089922
Blackbots don't say that. They're all schizoids who piss their pants at the sight of women.

Haha, i chuckled OP. Thanks

>>35089922
>tfw to smart to not steal

So then we wouldn't have your low quality thread?

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>>35089942
Unfortunately for you, I don't browse Reddit

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>mfw bob tells me he's into war rape
>i teasingly call him a nazi so he can make me his anne frank
>wet from anticipation and world war ii fantasies
>he goes on a 1hr rampage about how he doesn't align himself with german national socialists
>mfw

>>35089725
the same reason men crave attention so much

penis envy, Oedipus complex

>>35089740
but men don't crave attention. all women do.

>>35089679
Ducking hell that poor kid.

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wmaf couples are literally mentally ill failures and the worst pairing

>>35089754

Kelly and Isabella ain't ugly.

why join a skype group if there is no taxman???

>>35089585
INTJs are all scum and they know it

>>35089585
>INTJ
>To intelligent image
INTJ are the dumbest of all NT and basically niggers

>I respect women who shit on manlets
>I've come to terms with being a manlet
Next level cuck

>>35089492
You can't be red faced little hothead forever, m8.

The only thing more laughable than a manlet, is an angry manlet.

...What's so bad about being a manlet?

Is it just the fact that women prefer taller guys or is there something else?

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>>35089469
>not putting them back on an being the coolest guy in the artsy cafe
>not effortlessly swinging daddy-issues girls with chokers and pink hair
>not at least selling vintage Docs on Ebay for vidya bux

>>35089469
>like the style of punk music
>don't like the left wing political message of the majority of bands

Please explain
Gimmegimme

>>35089449
liberals: mental illness is no joke. we need to take it more seriously.

also liberals: haha look at this dumb girl make an idiot out of herself on TV! hilarious!

i have those exact same slides

>>35089448
Enjoying those video game gynoids, Anon?

I'm white, 6'2", with an 8 inch dick and 5 inch girth with a blonde gf in SoCal

>>35089448
no you're not. yet another win for me and my awesome debating skills.

This thread will have 300 replies.

I'll have my way with you bb

t. first desperate loser

>tfw almost got taken into sex slavery

Though if I was a guy I'd probably just be dead.

I never read the books but I watched the show as a kid.

I never really understood why they were mice/badgers/rats/whatever except for shoehorned furfaggotry.

>>35089198
conversely I never watched the show, just read the books.

not sure what there is to understand about why the animals are animals... they're animals for the same reason that the humans in lord of the rings are humans: pretty much just how the author decided to write the story.

the books were written for blind british children in the early 90s so i don't think furry bullshit was part of the calculus there. dude probably just figured the books would be more interesting if the "good vs. evil" trope was played out among woodland creatures as opposed to regular old humans

>>35089169

i did. i got up to like the 11th book then fell off.

The Long Patrol is what i remember.

i trim mine, the only part i truly shave off is the bits of hair that grow along the base of the shaft itself

all-in-all makes your dick look bigger (and girls, if you somehow ever end up with one, tend to prefer less pubes in their nose) but yeah, straight-up shaving will be itchy as things grow back in

don't shave them, just cut them down with scissors

>>35089163

It's called manscaping by the normies

Totally worth it, get $30 and buy some clippers with size attachments. (Search Amazon, a good-enough Wahl set should be less than that shipped)

I shave my balls with a #4, armpits with a #2. Don't go bare, don't use scissors. (Scissors make the ends of the hair feel pointy and feel like pricks brushing your thighs)

I find it keeps my balls cooler, and helps my armpits smell less and need less deo