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>when you bend your dick to do a funny checkem picture and accidentally bend it the wrong way

>>35092570
It's ridiculously bent, same pie.

For fucks sake, If someone cut off your dick and threw it, it would come right back to them.

You should really get that fixed.

>>35092403
It's a minimum wage flipping burgers job. What the fuck do you want me to say? WHy I want to work at Wendys? I need fucking money.

>>35092403
I believe my resume speaks for itself. If you have any questions regarding that, I would be happy to elaborate.

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>>35092403
>"W-well y-you see *farts* that wasnt me h-honest. E-excuse me i need to go"

Idk it just started to go away slowly over a 4-5 year period.

>floating above yourself

How exactly does depersonalization work? I've had dreams where they were in 3rd person, are they sort of like that? Is it a trick that your mind pulls? Visualization taken too far or something?

>>35092414
haha not going to joke around, but i get it if someone (was my gf) touches my asshole. im guessing the 'dream' that i was raped as a kid really happened

>>35092360
>yes
>enough to realize
Looking at my school years makes me want to kill myself, stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
My whole life is an uphill struggle because of an inferior brain structure.

>>35092360
kai a qt

>be socially retarded my whole life
>research aspergers and realize it's a perfect match in retroactively explaining why I was always fucking up social situations
>now trying to wrap my head around having autism and not even knowing it until 27

Another guy
>he called his mother a cocksucker
>threw a chair out of a window because some tough guy had ripped him off
>he thought weed was awesome but when he got high he only became paranoid

Bumping my original "that kid" thread

>>35092339
Bump for the original thread of most original origins

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I am waiting for my animemammie gal pals to show up....!!!

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>>35092330
WAN!
I want you silly puppers to grow the fuck up and get your shit in order, we're running out of time

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Is everyone comfy?

bump betalosers
origjinal

Bumbp XD I can't wait to make a screencap for reddit!!

he's right but he's stupid to think beta males will die out
it's just sad because I'm a beta male

>27
>Just want the milf at work made for baby making to smother me to death with her tits and/or ass

>>35092303
>be 31 in 3 months
>working a 3rd shift job at a power plant
>live with my wife in our own place
>come home to homecooked meals every morning
>haven't masturbated in months (plenty of sex though).

I was like you at age 23, though.

>>35092303
I post in these threads all the time it's not even worth reshashing my information

26 yo neet reporting in

>>35092266
>tfw no purpose

My laziness and bad eating habits of the past.
And by bad I just mean average.

tfw no gf
fw no gf
w no gf
no gf
o gf
gf
f

That's why fapping to solo girls is best

Besides you're cucking yourself whenever you watch porn

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>>35092260
>tfw pornstars younger than me started to crop up

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>fapping to 3d

found the problem

>>35092237
No
Every thread glorifying the high score is trash.
No

>>35092255
> every thread glorifying the high score is trash

I find them cathartic.

We had Elliot generals every now and then, and they were great.

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everyone deserves the courage

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Look how much he hates this guy! I would hate this guy too, just another example of how similar we are and how well wed get on

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Lowtax is super funny and brave. He once fought famed director uwe boll which is super awesome

This is lowtax getting married the first time. This rules because es been married multiple times and therefor and DEFINATLY had sex. Im hoping when we become friends he can help me with this

>>35092200
quarter of a century, happy bday

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>>35092272
thank you for your kind words, friend

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nice one I hope you receive courage for your birthday my dear friend

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>>35092121
No. They're all gone, unfortunately.

>>35092121
No, the most People who have similar thoughts are very shy, are afraid of self representing and think like that because they had a horrible childhood with too much rejection, so much that it would be literally impossible to ever become a human being who could function in social situations. These people could be extremely smart, but since they only suffered from hate and rejection they will never get the praise and money they would deserve.

>>35093963
Yeah, in the modern world talent or intelligence do NOT count, but looks and social connection do count EVERYTHING. It's the idiolution on its way. Big time.

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>trumpcuck

go back to r/thedonald

>>35092090
>go to mexico
>tell the mexicans that are in mexico to leave america
???

Actually
>/pol/ gets flooded with edgy normies
>they don't understand boards have their own culture
>start shitting up every board