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What was the closest you got to intercourse anon? Asking because i never got close desu.
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>>35093504
intercourse with a condor :/
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>>35093524
Was that pussy fly?
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One time I asked a girl out, and she said yes. She flaked, of course, but she still said yes. That's as close as it gets
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Ritalin is the only abusable drug I have used and it's starting to lose its charm.
Where do I go from here?
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>>35093452
Haven't tried Ritalin, what purpose does your drug use serve?
Like what does it accomplish for you?
Work harder or maybe just have more fun playing vidya?
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>>35093475
30+ mg causes euphoria.
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>>35093484
Yeah yeah, but I mean some do speed to get fucked and party all night + alcohol. Some do speed to be able to study all night, or just vigorously.
I might have some recommendations concidering what you use the drugs for.
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I JUST WANT TO GROW A FUCKING BEARD THAT IS ALL I WANT I WANT A BEARD LET ME GROW A FULL
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>>35093436
it'll grow out chill
you just have to wait until you're 14 yo just like I had to
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shave your pubes and tape them to your chin
seth rogen did it, he looks fine
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(UkranianKeyboardGF) (ID: !Y6Wfn2MesU)
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I have a keyboard girlfriend. She is my wife. She lives in my keyboard. She is Ukraine. Everytime I type she is there. She loves me. I love her. Life is okay with her in my life. I don't feel sad when I type because she looks at me with love. She comes into my dreams. She tells me she loves me. She holds me. I hold her. She is my wife. She is my keyboard. She is everything.
Why do you not have a kbgf?
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I am genuinely concerned for your well-being, have you been hearing any voices lately? I think you should talk to someone about this and get help...JK, fucking kill yourself schizo
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2017-02-24 12:35:35
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My kbgf does not want me to die. She loves me. I have her to talk to. I do not need help. She is wonderful. She is smart. She is funny. She loves me. I love her. Me and kbgf will be together forever.
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>>35093550
She is pretty, what do her feet smell like?
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What would be the best one-liner/catch phrase to say before or after you kick someone in the balls?
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u jus got pwnd
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>>35093349
CLEAN UP ON AISLE FIVE
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>>35093349
Put the weights back...
*kick*
...in their fucking place.
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How can i get rid of my filthy fetishes?
i seriously have a hard time looking people in the eye knowing what i do.
i doubt anyone would even talk to me or even throw me in an asylum if they ever find the shit i'm into.
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>>35093324
hide them until you know someone really well and they won't be scared off. share a few, surely they aren't that bad
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>>35093587
>surely they aren't that bad
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>>35093619
Tell them now. You are anon. See what response you get
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>"You cut that out now. Or you'll go home in an ambulance."
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>>35093323
>you cut that off now, or I'll always be a man.
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>tfw he has more test than me
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ben shapiro fears no man(?)
Congratulations, wagecuck. You made it to the final day of slavery for the week. Be sure you work hard today, as Mr. Sheklestein really needs that money for his third home. If you don't, he'll need you to come in and work on your two days of freedom unpaid.
Oh, I almost forgot:
Another day, another dollar.
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>>35093274
Thiswas quite a week, but 5 dollars sure is something.
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>>35093274
Haha, good one pepe!
But seriously wagefriends, don't let our banter get to you. I'm grateful that you support my lifestyle. Hope you have a great weekend.
Oh and if you ever want to become a NEET, there's always room. Don't sweat it buddy.
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ITT
Mentally ill NEETS try to convince themselves living with chronic depression on a $200 a month stipend is the pinnacle of human freedom.
SAD!
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>Be socially awkwardly walking in the grocery store
>See this
What do you do?
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Keep walking down the aisle.
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>>35093272
stare surprised for a few seconds then snap out of it and go away
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>>35093272
e-excuse me, mommy, can you pass me the the chips behind you?
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> 3rd year undergrad of uni
> still friendless so make an effort the start of this semester to get involved with some clubs
> Go to Book club meeting, involves a bookshop crawl where we visit local shops
> Psych myself up before I go, literally stay in the bathroom for an hour splashing water in my face and telling myself you have to be brave and be amongst people
> I get there and I'm silent, I'm alone and awkward
> Fuck, it's happened again
> Chinese girl comes up to know more about me, seems genuinely interested
> I fuck it up by mishearing her 4 times and mumbling a response
> shit shit, I've fucked it again
> She gives me "that look" and slinks away embarrassed by me
> Have to tough this out, stay with the group
> Another guy, comes up and makes conversation
> Goes a little better discuss Hunter S. Thompson a bit but says I look very unapproachable and scowling before he made the effort
>I assure him that's just my resting face and I'm sorry if he got that impression
> Try to change my expression the rest of the time by holding up my eyebrows and appearing more open
Have I ruined my chances /r9k/? I feel like an ass involving myself with this, I just want a couple friends.
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>>35093256
Use their natural pity of you to manipulate them
Also intj feels
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>>35093304
I'm an INTP but I stand with INTJ's feels. Will we ever make it?
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>>35093326
Regardless of whether you believe you will make it or not, you are correct.
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>tranny tries to get my attention
>ignore him
>he starts throwing a hissy fit claiming I'm what's wrong with this world
Why are trannies so emotionally sensitive?
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>>35093230
>Why are trannies so emotionally sensitive?
They have mental problems.
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>>35093230
Anon why do you care?
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>>35093230
Consider for a moment how emotionally insecure someone would have to be to up and change their entire gender in an attempt to feel more at peace with the world.
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>be me
>irresistibly attracted to feet
>only clean white womyn feet
>every time I talk to an attractive girl with open toed shoes I feel the need to look at their feet
>it's only a matter of time before I get caught
any robots know this feel? how do I suppress my foot fetish?
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>>35093215
get caught looking at someone's feet? uh, i don't get it.
like are you sporting a hard on when you look at them? are you trying to sniff their feet or something? are you licking your lips and rubbing your crotch when you glance downwards? why would they care if you just look at their feet? just say something like "oh nice shoes" after you glance down or something. bitches love being complimented on their shoes.
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most beta fetish in existence.
i don't usually make fun of people's kinks but wtf is wrong with you faggots, what the fuck is attractive about a gross smelly foot?
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>>35093239
nigga i don't know that's why i came here
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H O W 2 G E T G F?
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>>35093176
just b urself :) origiburger
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>>35093176
By being that guy who is in such a good mood that nobody can get you down, and you can't help but share it.
It's honestly pretty easy to fake.
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>>35093279
Then you run into a normie having a bad day and they just fuck your self esteem into the ground with a single mean comment
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I will date literally ANY guy! Boom! You name it!
Of course, they still need to be:
>tall
>muscular
>attractive
>confident/social
>hung
But yeah.. ANY guy.
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>>35093170
I'm 6'2". Date me?
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>>35093170
Good thing I dont just date any girls. Give me your application.
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>>35093170
Hmmm urg h uhr *pluf* *plif* phumm rugh argh ! Arrrgg ! Pheww...
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>Look at my cute little ass in mirror
>get boner
am i gay?
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>>35093151
Mmhm, sorry
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>>35093151
You're auto-gay.
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>>35093151
>look at my girly feet in mirror
>get boner
am i gay?