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>>35094104
>getting breakfast in mcdonald's
enjoy your IQ decline

>>35094104
>And some of you get mad when sand people ask for Shariah
Ha, nice try Abdullah
Your reverse psychology won't convert me, you filthy mudslime shill

Any self respecting man has given up on women for the most part. You may argue that "they're not all like that" but even so, the ones who aren't that I've met have been so unbelievably boring with the same old talk of celebrities, pseudoscience, the weekend and it's always the same boring washed out opinions you can hear anywhere else. They try to act as if they are any different from each other but the moment I truely bring out a different opinion they recoil and get aggressive. I've tried the same with men but they seem to take things a lot more easily and tend to listen more to outward opinion.

It'll improve posture and give you a better shape so clothes fit you nicer.

It should also improve your confidence and give you something to focus on and develop.

Even if it didn't directly help you get laid putting some time into improving your fitness is great.

>>35094093
i do it for myself, i first started to attract pusi, but then like one month later i realized it was more about gitting gud and self development and doing it for myself rather for attracting m8s, but it'd still be gud if it did

It was worth it, but I've resigned myself to NEVER dating\having sex. Ugly just cannot be fixed

>>35094046
You disgusting normalfag filth nice social life kill yourself

>>35094051
i think i should leave /r9k/.

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out with thee, normalfag

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>tfw thinking about starting one but don't get around to doing it

>>35094038
>not keeping an online journal
Retard

>writing a journal

>>35093975
Muslims are total bros when it comes to keeping roasties in their place though

Sluts are gross no matter how much jews try and convince me otherwise

>implying Islam is not the religion of choice for those who want to keep women in their place

>>35093892
LeafyIsHere m8

>>35093892
This girl. She has like 8 subs and uses her real name so I can't tell you.

But I want to see this bitch dead.

>>35093948
>I can't tell you.
Someone us not serious here

Daily reminder that trans women are real women. Trans women are girls, trans women are ladies, chicks. Trans women are female. Trans women are women born women. ALL trans women are real women, including those who don't pass. Every trans girl is a girl, no matter how they look or what their sexuality/orientation is (yes, trans women can be lesbians since they're women who like other women, trans women can be straight, trans women can be bisexual, trans women can be asexual.) If you think that trans girls aren't real girls, that makes you a dumb transphobic fuck who sees men and women as walking genitals. Which is extremely wrong, bizarre, and gross.
This is coming from a cis girl (born with a vagina, still identify as female.) Have a nice day, to any lovely trans ladies reading this. Oh and trans men are real men too.

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is /lgbt/ raiding this board again

>>35093891
You're a really nice person and I regret making this shit post however true it may be. I hope you have a great day anon.

Watch out for spooks

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I woke up to a heavy thunderstorm this morning. Just now, that is. A few fire trucks went screaming past my house with their lights blazing.

Someone down the road is having a bad day already.

>>35093813
Most places seem like a ghost town at night I imagine.

>>35093781
bro that bitch is doing something worse than heroin shes doing that shit that eats away at your flesh it starts with a k i forget what its called

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It's almost like life is unbearably hellish and people need some way to escape from the pain of existence.

>>35093796
krokodil

it's fucked up shit

>>35093754
>Indian-pervert posting
???

>>35093754
Just because you asked, no.

>>35093764
oh man you haven't seen it!

damn. I actually think it's funny- this isn't satire............. R9K hasn't been this good in ages

>>35093702
I wish I was a myth, then I wouldn't exist.

>>35093702
>Women have become shameless sluts and are getting fucked by anyone for attention and/or gain
yeah, sure. anyone that is Chad.

>>35093702
Women want us to believe that they're fucking everyone and anyone so we hold out hope that we might be their next targets and belay the invention of the sex robots that will make them obsolete.

In reality women are just doing what they've always done: they're fucking Chads until they have no more fuck left in them and then they're latching onto successful beta males who are naive enough to believe their bullshit about finally having grown up and understood what's really important in a man.

>>35093686
>>he orders no tomatoes on his burger
???

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>>35093686
Fuck off, OP, you grand faggot, stop posting threads and stop posting completely >>>35093268

tomatoes are the most beta vegetal ever

Last night I dreamed about me, running around in my school an punching everyone. (Like you do in GTAV when you are borded)
I did this for 2 rounds, then I got imprisoned for punching half of my school in a coma.
In jail the guards stuffed a billiard ball inside of my mouth and punched my face with their fists.
All of my teeth fell of

>>35093551
there was one time I dreamt me and my friends were a badass version of power rangers, with laser swords, submachineguns, ninja movements and all that bullshit

>tfw will never forget the dream
>tfw will never play an RPG using the dream as a base for the scenario
>tfw will never play rpg with those friends again because the group split up

>>35093551
I just spoke from a dream where I slowly cut apart and ate myself at a restaurant because I couldn't buy food. What did my unconscious mind mean by this?

Ask who the fuck took the photo

>>35093536
become a cop and take revenge on those bastards

>>35093536
Destroy the black community

>>35093510

ahahahahahahaha why is he there he doesnt even play vidya games wtf anon?!

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>>35093518

I know riiiight?? xDD

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>>35093510
Who let him in there?